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Ladies and Gents...
As some of you may be very well aware I work within the restaurant industry. Actually, right now I can honestly say that this just happens to be my 12th pizza job over the course of my dimwit life. Well after all, my Mother was a four-time cancer survivor. As loving-children of our parents IF you remotely have a conscience and any sense of common decency we find ways of putting our parents 1st. Even if it means moving our happy-asses around a bit. Right? Well I just happen to be one of those only-child cases who looked after Mom for phucking infinity, okay?
In lieu of this I have spent my life clinging to the "one" profession and flag that I carry to this very day. I'm still in the pizza business and I WOULD LIKE TO EMPOWER EVERY ONE OF YOU... WHO READ THIS THREAD TODAY!
Something happened tonight that simply cannot be justified. Right now, I work with some of the finest individuals that "come and conquer" every working day. I mean, we shove a watermelon through a pea-hole in this place every day. So without divulging nor identifying any specific persons nor my place of work... The "one" and only driver within our employ who DOES NOT DIVULGE in cannabis nor alcohol nor any usage of anything... just made us look like a bunch of ASSES.
Delivered an entire order right on time but the fried chicken was there; the cole slaw was there; their Caesar salad with croutons and parmasean was there... but... the pizza box was empty?!
I've been doing this my whole LIFE. How the flying phuck' do you you miss an EMPTY BOX???
So there it is, folks... My entire STONED CREW know how to GET SHIT DONE even if it means having six arms and eight legs but my STR8 guy lost a 15 year customer tonight.
STONERZ FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As some of you may be very well aware I work within the restaurant industry. Actually, right now I can honestly say that this just happens to be my 12th pizza job over the course of my dimwit life. Well after all, my Mother was a four-time cancer survivor. As loving-children of our parents IF you remotely have a conscience and any sense of common decency we find ways of putting our parents 1st. Even if it means moving our happy-asses around a bit. Right? Well I just happen to be one of those only-child cases who looked after Mom for phucking infinity, okay?
In lieu of this I have spent my life clinging to the "one" profession and flag that I carry to this very day. I'm still in the pizza business and I WOULD LIKE TO EMPOWER EVERY ONE OF YOU... WHO READ THIS THREAD TODAY!
Something happened tonight that simply cannot be justified. Right now, I work with some of the finest individuals that "come and conquer" every working day. I mean, we shove a watermelon through a pea-hole in this place every day. So without divulging nor identifying any specific persons nor my place of work... The "one" and only driver within our employ who DOES NOT DIVULGE in cannabis nor alcohol nor any usage of anything... just made us look like a bunch of ASSES.
Delivered an entire order right on time but the fried chicken was there; the cole slaw was there; their Caesar salad with croutons and parmasean was there... but... the pizza box was empty?!
I've been doing this my whole LIFE. How the flying phuck' do you you miss an EMPTY BOX???
So there it is, folks... My entire STONED CREW know how to GET SHIT DONE even if it means having six arms and eight legs but my STR8 guy lost a 15 year customer tonight.
STONERZ FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!