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playing MOZART to improve your crop

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I wonder if the ocean wave or mountain stream noise machine I use for sleep would excite them?

OK, here are the next steps:

  1. Start the International Journal of Bro Science.
  2. Design a few experiments:
    1. music vs. no music
    2. Classical vs. Death Metal
    3. Ocean waves/mountain stream vs. music
    4. Jeff Beck vs. Santana
    5. Early vs. contemporary hip hop
  3. Lit. review, including biographies of all musicians investigated
  4. Peer review by fellow stoner scientists
  5. Publish
 
#22
Moe.Red said:
I personally play Yo-yo Ma to my plants when I am working in there. It's for me, just trying to chill and take my time with them. The whole "best fertilizer is the footsteps of the farmer thing." But then they get Rush when we are done messing in the tent.

Sativas like Metal. Indicas like top 40. Hybrids like classical.


I am full of shit.
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Your certainly full of it but it ain't shit!!! LOL!

Some of the comments I've gotten over the years is that plants like metal. Apparently the "evidence" comes from some study saying that it looks like they can feel the vibrations not so much the tune itself. If you've study sound frequency at all you would know that high frequency sounds have a very short hill and valley pattern when viewing on an oscilloscope whereas low frequency have very long hills and valleys. Bass is very low frequency. Reggae and other chill music does have bass but it goes in a medium beat for the most part whereas metal has very fast bass beats for the most part.

Plants like bass. I guess the fast bass patterns get them excited, Maybe play some Slayer and they'll all start a mosh pit!!!
 
#23
Shaded_One said:
Smartest thing I've read all week
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Know Thyself. Words to live by.
RootsRuler said:
Your certainly full of it but it ain't shit!!! LOL!
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I know, I'm filling up on bro science, not kaka.

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#25
I use a few stages myself. When I play I only find music in the key of G for grow. Then I changeup the music to the key of B for bud. Then it knows I'm coming after it when I play music in the key of D for dry. Then I kick back and roll a fatty and sing in the key of F for I'm flying now.

Signed,
Sperm Jockey
 
#27
RootsRuler said:
My opinion is this is Broscience. It's like when they said that talking to your plants improved yields only to find out it was the CO2 you were emitting that was helping them not the conversation at hand! 😄
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they love my acoustic Taylor 410 but then again i am growing bruce banner. maybe i should play some RATM?
 
#28
Didn't Myth Busters debunk the theory that music has any impact on plants a while back?
 
#29
MichiganHooligan said:
Didn't Myth Busters debunk the theory that music has any impact on plants a while back?
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Nope...NVM. They found that Classical and Heavy Metal did in fact have an a positive impact.

Time to add some Avenged Sevenfold to the tent during lights on 😆.
 
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Neueregel said:
they love my acoustic Taylor 410 but then again i am growing bruce banner. maybe i should play some RATM?
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Nice little ax ya got there! I love Taylor acoustics. ALMOST as much as I Iove Martin Guitars.

I used to be a touring musician in the 90's so I got to play a lot of iconic guitars. My favorite was a '66 Gretsch White Falcon with a Bigsby Vibrato tailpiece. The tone was incredible!

RATM? Don't get me started......😄
 
#32
RootsRuler said:
Nice little ax ya got there! I love Taylor acoustics. ALMOST as much as I Iove Martin Guitars.

I used to be a touring musician in the 90's so I got to play a lot of iconic guitars. My favorite was a '66 Gretsch White Falcon with a Bigsby Vibrato tailpiece. The tone was incredible!

RATM? Don't get me started......😄
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haha i haven't played a martin yet. i just play at home, do my own thing. i need to do it, and play one.
 
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