
mysticepipedon
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So I'm minding my own business in Cambodia, when I hear someone whisper, "Why don't you snatch that jewel from that idol's forehead?" So being a very suggestible doofus, I did.
Next thing ya know, the earth starts shaking, blocks of ancient temple walls are falling all around, and I have to get the fuck out of there. I turned around to find the asshole who suggested the whole jewel stealing thing, and it turns out it was this motherfucker, having a good laugh as a curse comes down on my head.
Do not trust statues, no matter what they say.
Next thing ya know, the earth starts shaking, blocks of ancient temple walls are falling all around, and I have to get the fuck out of there. I turned around to find the asshole who suggested the whole jewel stealing thing, and it turns out it was this motherfucker, having a good laugh as a curse comes down on my head.
Do not trust statues, no matter what they say.