Rudolph Discovers His Real Father

[Bluzboy]

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer recently discovered the identity of his real Dad from newly released adoption records.
Happy Holidays All From tHe rEdUndAntLy mAD CRaZy bLuZbOy

 

[Seamaiden]

LMFAO!!!! It all began one night last spring, when they had been drinking Jagermeister and playing Operation...

 

[Bluzboy]

LMFAO!!!! It all began one night last spring, when they had been drinking Jagermeister and playing Operation...

Rudolph's Mom supposedly left his Dad because his Dad could not control his buzzer after drinking and he drank a lot because of his job and career dissatisfaction according to Rudolph's autobiography that I read excerpts from while I was really really really high. So its got to be true.........., at least the " I was really really really high" part of my post.

Crazy Bluz

 

[Seamaiden]

Funny how it's always the thing that attracted them to each other that drives them apart. Rudolph's momma used to LOVE that little buzzer!

 

[Bluzboy]

The problem was when he drank he liked to share and was extremely generous/liberal in use of that "buzzer" with any of the other local lady reindeers in the nearby area as well as Rudolph's Mom. He was a notorious "reindeerizer" with a rep with a lot of ladies in the herds around Santa's Village. Santa called him and still to this day calls him the "Reindeer Giggilo Sot with a Moe Howard haircut".
Crazy Bluz

 

[Bluzboy]

NEWS FLASH: Bill Clinton is flying into Denver first thing January 1st to sample our Mile High legal cannabis and states "yes, I will inhale" this time.
CrAzY bLuZbOy

 

[Seamaiden]

Tell him to bring Obama! And Jimmeh, for good measure, eh?