Yeah your right, I do talk alot of shit and find myself going off on a tangent, especially when I'm really high. I also nicked the dick size analogy from a very very funny comedian called George Carlin, who is no longer with us he died a few years ago. You can see a lot of his stand up acts through YouTube, for anyone that is not familiar with his work I'd urge anyone to spend just a few minutes to watch him.
Thanks iceman for the information on building a diy led, I think I'd go for high performance philips rebel along with specialized infrared LEDs (checking out LEDengine for those) I would also use a digital driver, than a traditional ac/dc led driver that way you get intelligent data handling and a smooth, precise drive. The digital driver will be able to diagnose, adjust and be fully automated, so if say for some reason the ambient temperature gets to an unsafe point my driver will react and dim the LEDs so the light still stays on but the module and driver are not at risk of overheating, also I like the idea of a light having an unique digital address so I would have access/request a diagnostics of temperature, power consumption and overall run times and a lot of other useful data. I'd also opt for a different cooling method than just fans, maybe an active coolant solution that produce turbulant jets of air across the heatsink which would make for a near silent cooling, by using a frictionless oscillating magnetic diaphragm, so aswell as the light being whisper quiet it would also give it up to a 200,000 hour life span, so the Nuventix synjet, would be my choice.