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Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

v0ssman Mar 6, 2010 43 Replies 7,389 Views
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Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Posted on March 06, 2010.
Posted by P. Beckert

Washington, D.C. – In what was hailed as a “good news, bad news” story today out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation’s largest agricultural companies, has been granted a federal contract to develop seedless, irradiated pot, which, among other things, will have a distinct yellow coloration to its leaves. Although seedless, the pot offers the same or better medicinal properties as that grown by private cultivators, due to the fact that all the plants processed will be female.

The good news is that the federal government is giving the green light to Subsidi-Farm to develop this particular strain of seedless marijuana for purposes of supplying it to government storehouses and eventually distributing it to the hundreds of marijuana dispensaries popping up in states that have passed legislation legalizing medical marijuana. The weed is said be far superior to any grown by private farms and remains completely safe for consumption by card-carrying medical marijuana users. In addition, the irradiation process ensures purity and total consistency without producing any long-term ill effects for its users.

The bad news for private cultivators is that this particular marijuana plant, known as SF-MM151, will become the only legal marijuana in the United States. The government reiterated that the plant will be strictly controlled. USDA is expected to hire and train several hundred cannabis specialists to regularly inspect medical marijuana dispensaries and “smoke houses” throughout the United States, with the sole purpose of confiscating any marijuana that does not bear the trademark Subsidi-Farm bright yellow hue.

Mellow Yellow Marijuana
Medical marijuana dispensaries will be required to obtain both federal and state certification, akin to liquor licenses, in order to dispense the government pot. Licenses are expected to run in the tens of thousands of dollars; however, when compared to the enormous amount of revenues expected to be generated by medical marijuana dispensaries, the licensing fees should not create any protests.

Already, growers in California and Washington State are attempting to duplicate Subsidi-Farm’s patented plants, dubbed “mellow yellow,” but none have been successful. A Subsidi-Farm spokesperson told us that the process whereby ordinary pot such as California Bud or Maui Waui is irradiated and colored naturally involves a top-secret technology; it is virtually impossible to duplicate by even the most sophisticated pot growers.

What this means for the future of medical marijuana is that folks can stop fighting over their rights to use it. Smoke houses and marijuana cafes can stay open to dispense the product in an environment free from harassment by local police, providing, of course, they follow the strict FDA, DEA, USDA and local government guidelines for obtaining and dispensing mellow yellow from their storefronts. The distinct coloration of the pot will make it easy for agents to distinguish whether dispensary owners are trying to pass off artificially-colored pot for the irradiated Subsidi-Farm variety.

Some Republican congressmen, especially those in states that have laws legalizing medical marijuana, see this as an attempt by the Obama administration to use socialist methods to control yet another aspect of American life. Conversely, most Democrats see it as a logical step in the right direction: a solution to a problem that not only makes the majority of Americans happy but also lines the government’s pockets with much-needed regulatory revenues that can fund other social and educational programs hard hit by recent budget cuts.
President Obama is said to be quite proud of the fact that Subsidi-Farm and the U.S. Government can work together toward a well thought-out compromise on the medical marijuana issue, freeing state governments to focus their attention on more pressing matters, such as health care.
 
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sounds super crooked.. lets add more chemicals to medical MJ to really fuck with the people.....
 
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This sounds like total BS
 
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this sounds like a turd dick sandwich to me. If obama wants me to roundhouse kick him in the neck he is on the right path
 
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They can go ahead and do that shit cuz we all know how well people respond to gov't peeps and their tyrranical approach. Plain and simple the gov't weed will never hold a candle to the meds available presently. They will realize they fucked up when no one buys their "feeble attempt" at medical marijuana. Business is simple if you don't sell your product you fail. (or in there case if you don't buy ours we're gonna take yours so you have to buy ours......sounds like communism to me. Just another attempt at beaurocratic bullshit to try and contol and a "we know what good for you" attitude. Just remember the first sentence of the constitution is "we the people" not us the gov't.
 
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leave it up to the politicians and corporations to try and regulate our bodies and minds (Prohibition)
 
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we all want to know whats in our medicine.grow your own.
 
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These crooked politicians and their beaurocratic bullshit ... these fuckers will stop at nothing. This country is on the verge of a fucking anarchist revolution and the government is just pushing it into high gear. Obama you are the biggest liar that has ever stepped foot in the White House. I would rather have Nixon in office.

Edit: I looked online to find out the source of this article and it was written in the Glossy News. I am thinking that this is just a freelance journalist who is writing this shit out of hear say. There is no record of this by an official news source as of yet, so I am hoping it's just that, hear say.
 
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Funny, seedless pot has been the norm for decades now ...
 
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convex said:
Funny, seedless pot has been the norm for decades now ...
Click to expand...

Convex, the way I read it made it seem like GMO crops to put out no seeds. Sounds like big tobacco all over again...
 
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That article is fake. BULLSHIT!
 
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Looks for real, it came up several places.. http://glossynews.com/science-and-t...ranted-usda-contract-to-develop-seedless-pot/
 
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Even if it is real the implimentation of it wouldnt be for years to come. There is no 1 farm that can meet supply demands right now. Besides we use different strains for different medical conditions, so I think its a bunch of hokus pokus nonsense if you ask me. Have yopu read other articles in the glossy news? Take a gander and it may ease your mind, it did me.

Here is another headline from the glossy news:
Discount Abortion Coupons Threaten to Sink Health Care Bill
 
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Sweet, I love coupons!!!


Yea, i think its a satire.. lol..
 
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Lost said:
Looks for real, it came up several places.. http://glossynews.com/science-and-t...ranted-usda-contract-to-develop-seedless-pot/
Click to expand...

You should click on your own link and read the little print under the site banner.... you know, the part that says "Contains 22% truth by volume..."

Fake story. You may now return to your regular scheduled paranoia... :hunter:
 
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Yea this is what it says on P. Beckert's profile on glossy news.
P. Beckert

* Gender: Female
* Astrological Sign: Aries
* Location: Round Rock : TX : United States

About Me

I'm bored, so I write. I haven't mastered the fine art of making others laugh, but I sure do crack myself up. I want to some day be able to take the phrase "laughing all the way to the bank" literally.
 
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haha!:weed-sign:
 
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Holy shit, tht might have been a joke, but check out this bill they are trying to get passed!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 
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Ricky Astley for president!
 
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This is really scary news... "SF-MM151" genetically modified weed?! 1st our food now our smoke, I sure aint gonna tolerate this nonsense fuck subsidi farm and their yellow irradiated bullshit. We gotta keep producing real genetics and spreading em out all over cuz soon these pricks are gonna try to irradicate everything else.
 
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