dankworth

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#21

I told this girl once that

I think you're awful sexy, and
So do lots of Mexicans.

Does that count?

 

Shamus

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#22

in two years ill be on my yacht while you sittin in the shelter on your cot regretting things normally forgot.
i am the light.. the sun, straight motha fuckin fun inna bun
im on a straight away constantly gaining momentum.. u think ur shit hot it is
straight from ur moms rectum.
might as well call me bob barker cause the price is always right..
use to flip jars n i aint talkin bout weed
these units got a 100 n each ones a friend indeed.
triple stackin my loafers n buyin all crystal coasters for my ikea furniture.
oh youll rent me this bitch but you wont furnish her? not a problem.
those 8 am raps after some suges..
lol

 

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#23

How could anybody not just love this, so well composed, simple, down to earth pure goodness....
Our wedding song...

 

Danksnax

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#24

six-fifty A.M. and chickenmans up at the ass crack of dawn,
Waking up before the rooster even has a chance to yawn,
or the dog to bark, his hitched sister to sneeze, or the wind to give a gust through the ol' willow trees
He grabs his corncob and packs her plenty, takes a few puffs and shows missing teeth when he's grinning,
there's ol' chickenman doing his diddie,
with his dog on the fiddle thats missing strings a' plenty,
And an ol' rickety seat that always lets out a squeak,
is where you can find that chickenman any given day of the week.
YEEHAW!

 

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#25

deep thought be droping pure hear, thanks for the inspiration G! as i sit here smoking sum, looking back on my life its like im on the run. I see how fast we all get old, we breath and eat until the day were cold.so since you never know, and today could be your last alive, treat each other with love and kindness.
unless someone is a douche,
then with the utmost slyness
smack them senseless then glue their eyelids

 

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#26

Summer camp song...Outhouse blues.....

Sam, Sam the lavatory man...
Chief engineer of the public can...
He brings in the paper...
He brings in the towels...
And he listens to the rumble of other peoples bowels...
Down, down, down below the ground...
the great big whoomps come tumbling down...
Flip flop, here the drop...
He's got the out house blues....

Second verse anyone?????

 

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#27

that one continous rap thread can't already be dead
because like a viper i have some venom to spread
and btw it is spelled "contiuous" just for the sake of your thread ;-)
So.. Mr. spells whack, I'm sorry I meant Mr. danksax, I wonder how you are are doing this beautiful evening?

 

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#28

2nd verse...
Sam Sam the lavatory man..'
Smokes as much pot as he can.
he grows his own..
Its bad to the bone.
And he sells it all to pay for his home

He rolls up fatties..
And huffs them down.
Folks he knows come from all around.
he is the king of his town.
So when you need..
Some really good weed.
Go see Sam.
The lavatory man...
Senior discounts....

 

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#29

I must have hit Sam up before I made this thread,
his weed was probably laced and had me spelling like an uneducated kid.
unmistakably that was the good shit that made my eyes red,
that shit was so bomb i almost forgot I was buying sacks from the lavatory man
damn,
now im sitting here thinking
that this stinky ziplock bag isn't reeking from terpenes
and that these brown clumps wern't originally grown from weeds
no, ol' sam didnt even sell me green
I knocked on the stall
he dropped his drawers
and proceeded to sell me a bag of sheeeeeeeeeet!

 

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#30

looking like ross from friends in a thong with an acrylic bong.

 

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#31

This thread is a little strange i really do not get it , think i'll roll another fat one and try not sweat it ... feel like i'm idiot trying to rhyme i wish my pain in the ass neighbor would stop asking for a dime... the dumb bitch is a pain in my ass - before i move next time gotta make sure my neighbors have class .. got another nut across the street knocks constantly cant even fucking eat .... she looks high as a kite and tells nothing but lies wish she would get her ass up and fly - roll out my front door and head to the store - smoke your own cigarettes i am tired of you bumming mine you whore ...

 

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#32

This thread must be resurrected,
burnt lip, bluntz blazed, lungz busted,
One hit two hit three hit I'm lifted
Lightweight naw my lungz been gifted
No body all head my focus is drifted
Pothead head pot snobbish and im spliffTed
Bullied by the ryhme but not lied by the bull shit
Equator sativas redundant explosive
I can't freestyle I'm just impulsive
Revolution is gone like learning your cursive
America is mourning of all of its curses
Marijuana topples governments
Like i topple versus
Some eat popp eyes
But I prefer churches
Yahoo our laughing
While nazarbattu reverses





******$0und of Mike dropping