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The fastest edible I know how to make takes little to no time or preparation.
Get an Oreo cookie.
Twist it gently like a lover's nipple, to separate the cookie from the ookie center.
Dip a paper clip and get a nice glob of hash oil on it (about twice as much as you would normally smoke in one sitting).
Heat the paperclip (NOT THE OIL) with your lighter so the glob drips off the end of the clip onto the center of the ookie. The way you heat the clip is crucial. The heat has to be sufficient to lose the carbon molecule to turn this cookie into a kooky. Not enough heat and you get an icky cookie, too much and you burn up the oil. We are looking for just right, like Goldie Locks!
The process should take less than 30 seconds.
Put the cookie top once removed back where you got it (on top of the ookie with the glob of oil in the center).
The Oreo should once again look like an Oreo now (see picture below).
Stick it in your microwave for 10 seconds.
Now it is gooey.
Eat it and head for the couch.
Gender based medicinal values:
(Men) Feed the Oreo to your wife so she passes out and you can play Xbox.
(Women) Feed the cookie to your husband and meet me at the club!
Get an Oreo cookie.
Twist it gently like a lover's nipple, to separate the cookie from the ookie center.
Dip a paper clip and get a nice glob of hash oil on it (about twice as much as you would normally smoke in one sitting).
Heat the paperclip (NOT THE OIL) with your lighter so the glob drips off the end of the clip onto the center of the ookie. The way you heat the clip is crucial. The heat has to be sufficient to lose the carbon molecule to turn this cookie into a kooky. Not enough heat and you get an icky cookie, too much and you burn up the oil. We are looking for just right, like Goldie Locks!
The process should take less than 30 seconds.
Put the cookie top once removed back where you got it (on top of the ookie with the glob of oil in the center).
The Oreo should once again look like an Oreo now (see picture below).
Stick it in your microwave for 10 seconds.
Now it is gooey.
Eat it and head for the couch.
Gender based medicinal values:
(Men) Feed the Oreo to your wife so she passes out and you can play Xbox.
(Women) Feed the cookie to your husband and meet me at the club!
