THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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and on Christmas eve

my lil bro

found himself

hiz furzt Myspacewhore

and vanished into the air

hitchen a ride

with santa

and hiz borrowed

onterastate

best friendz

uninsured

pickup truk

and hiz cop daddyz gun

off to LA

and right into a ditch

leaving the truck

and returning from asschwitz

new yearz day

but the real gift

wuz the walk of shame

so to speak

Christmas morning

with momz

big bros wifey

my lovely g

and surprise

another pregnant freak

preacherz daughter

when the momz pitbull

returned from the bathroom

with evidence of placenta previa

in a soaking surfboard of red

dug out of

yez

the washroom

trash can

shickyshakeying it around

painting my Christmas tree ornament

I'd made in second grade

with my blacktoophed

class picture

speckled like a dexter crime scene

with something with a hint of iron

in the air

 

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if

better off dead

had had a sequel

that Christmas of 07 infamy

would b the opening scene

and

my MIA

lil bro

would b

the fucking star

 

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forgot

chem4glue

i think that makez 9 strainz n 4 reservoirz

a proper challenge

indeed

 

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Mary Jane

quite contrary

how ever

does your garden grow

with bright displaze

of silver haze

and seedy shelvez

a stoner awaitz

ur next

top shelfur

ewe know

we sow well

u know

 

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Larry the roofer

was screwing in

overhead shyttysheetrock

invention

a ladder with slow rollin 360° wheelz

and

a fucking handbrake

in the pool

with a Corona and

a cigarette

go

make ur millions

aftermarket

wheelz n brakez

t
o
o

 

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and

for thoze n power

for our delicate leukemiac flowerz

who do not bury

magnetic raze

in our fieldz of dreamz

donated landz

tax write offz

infinite stix batz n ballz

in our cancer cluztered handz

in our all thingz that kill

free landz

so my question to ewe

man

of powa

y the lightbulbz

if spark is the arc

arc iz light n powa

y not light our streetz

candlesticz parkz bidnezzezes n homez

with ur little transparent insulation

from u little greedy gnomez

unburied apocalyptic revelations

and illuminate us

gratiz

bulb free

with ur kinetic vibrations

and ever painful

tumortreatingsinzationz

 

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and if u r traveling

point a to point b

anyway

all around wee

and heat is generated in a coil

rather than burning at midnight

how bout simply free heat n light

as u happened to b

wizzwizzing bie

neway

or iz it juzt

zomething crazee

zomething I'm mihizzing

or r ewe just simply

greedee n laaaazee

or iz it just me

 

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or iz zomething

not

quite

r
i
t
e

because

that really takz sum ballz

to bulblight our highwaze biewaze n hallz

ewe sea

 

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if ewe

feel

as iii dew

and yesterday

wuz no doubt a Monday

then the rest is gravy

because it's Tuesday

trash daze

leave ur garbage

with weee

and

it alwaze getz bedda

tomorrow iz humpday

or didn't ewe get my letta

and

depending on ur culture

the following day

iz ladeez night

so let us raize a bottle of corna

together

the futures of Monday's

r lookn reel brIte

 

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-here kitty kitty
aren't u so pretty

have a nice day

 

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to the barmaid

du jour

because Larry the roofer

finished a gig

and i had the grreeeen lorz work

to do

THE DEVIL'S WORK

the black D

the dark lord

!

-sc to ltr
i hear it's company policy
to celebrate a finished gig

-ltr
well yeah
but
i didn't do johnny bellz

-sc
i hear itz company policy
to celebrate a finished gig


i don't like rerunz

-ltr
well year
i figured I'd head up around 1500

-sc
c yA at the club
Larry the roofer

 

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i can say it again

but

it's just gonna zound

t
h
e

zame

 

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when i harvest

n the next week

we will have 14ish strainz

in thiz rotation

and

i dunno how many cured

I'm losing track

I'm lozing

curing

vaultz n jarz

all

t

w

o

offn

 

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preview of coming attractions

and

on my way home

darkness

2100

veteran fam

flat tire

origin

my new clubz town

destination

tire shop we help with pain

daughter pain opioids

like elvis

?

ww2 pilot

fought for naziz

dirty old man

no idea

he was 90...

Bavaria

drinkz kidz

under the fucking table

at half hiz age

And

my people were slavez

my people were u

my people were

Irish

 

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appreciate

3 war veteran

93yr ol tailgunner bill

every day

sitz next to a man

who might have shot his fighter

at tailgunner billz bomber

in ww2


i had no idea

the irony

 

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i fucking sat there

half n the bag

a fucking concert pianist and a rockstar

and they let me just fucking sit n speak with them

!!!

omg!!!

they were so funny!

sooo cool!

fucking sitting with national treasures

just smoking n drinkin my coronA

u have got to b fucking shytting meeee!!

they adopted 2 slavik kidz

one

male

27

Denny's schizophrenic dishwasher

who just lost hiz gig

lemme tell ewe something else

the va just dropped their secondary disability "independent" reviewerz

who spot check

and

there's legislation

for a gi bill

if u know any veterans who r out of work over flu

tell em

and

if u r a veteran

with a va loan

and ur struggling

I'll take a pic

n show u how

to not b penalized for non payment

for

if I'm not mistaken

6mo

possibly another 6mo

n even like 4 mo

after that

good evening

 

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o and btw

the pianist lady

hugged me

moist eyez az she departed

thanking me

i.e. us

four

w
h
a
t

we do

unbelievable

 

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what do manners say about we

 

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I have some catching up to do

 

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old people r deaf

sometimes eye here

people watching

when it hadn't occurred

it's just habit

to b honest

most of my mannerz indoctrination was from a VCR

and

Hollywood

i like my period pieces

just like i write

i write about time travel

through your mindz

when u tell me stories

and i erp them up on

notpaper

i watched as men rose and fell

with the entrance and exit of a lady

i liked it immediately

y would u not apply it as

a point of respect

to anyone

and not b my topical massoginistic pigSelf

y would u not walk on the traffic side

for anyone

not just a lady

ur with em

u wanna protect em

no u say

don't b a pussy then

what r u waiting for

all some people need

n others could definitely use

isalilpush

just a nudge

know what i mean

away from that approaching

raging alcoholic

just

like

we

human

what'd u think i meant

don't b an asshole

i would never do that

"on purpose"



wear a 99 cent store poncho

it's a bloody bitch

to get off

ur clothes

.....

.....

when an 18 wheeler

peterbilt

with a Detroit 60

& 350 yellow cattapilla tranny

with as many speedz

goez roaring by

in inclement weather

puking mother nature all over

your predivorce victim

u just tripped into

careening her lawyerlezz body

all over rush hour

route 66

and fox's 6'o'tictocclock newz

u r one sick ticket