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THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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#241
an oc California transplant

i had zero idea what this shyt cost

i know u call someone

i know my deductible

is $500

soooo there i stood

my...

sweaty wadd

of $500

kasche

and there stood

my Larry the roofer

in one corner

6'2"

337+lbz

339+, including the cane...

in the other

5'.25"

165 soaken wet


and

all he took...

was

$50

u have got to b kidding me

-sc
hey
larry the roofer

want to get a drink
 
#242
he's made my life

a living breathing

Charles Dickens novel

filled with adventures

and

i will make my good friend

immortal

i have a heart condition myself

just bad luck n bad wiring

story of my life

metaphorically speaking

i shyt canned my biological's e-6 marine popz contact intel

I'd already met my new jimmy

mentor n friend

treatz me better than my popz ever did

don't recall meeting the man

and no longer sense that void


never

had i met a man

who valued integrity above all

without looking in a mirror

my best friend cost me one month

$400 and a shitload of alcohol

and that is where our tale beginz

myyyy

larry the roofer
 
#243
and the stories about heaven

that will inevitably follow

are those of the livez of our forgotten heroes

and those who volunteer for them

whom have touched our heartz

who stand in a breadline

in a one square mile town

called

chloride Arizona

where your money means nothing

and

your reputation

will bring the whirled

to your feet

and the livez of the farm members

who grace us with their own stories

show us your fire

open your heartz to us

dear friends

here on the farmlands

and desertz

of all things

that kill

quoth the raven

nevermore
 
#245
sleeping in again

slackerz

fine

let me getcha some lullaby tunez

maybe a lil edelweiss

...

r something....

 
#248
i guess that's the version myerz would go with
if he ran into overtime
or he felt the need for the outta town experience
cause ya know
this one just wouldn't fly
just doesn't have the same ambiance
but at least it has the same
stickz in ur head effect
myerz prefers
 
#249
all i know is

the momz text begins with

whatever family memberz town

just caught fire

r something

and I'm certain i mentioned to her

i need to b quiet for a while

no doubt she'll take this lack of response very personally

as i asked her not to

and I'm also pretty sure i told the ol gal

i can no longer take her lil emergencies/all her lil "small firez"...

because if the sun rises

or sets

it's reported as a problem for her

so she getz attention

momz

if u don't like it

hire someone

u need male attention

well

u might have some issues

with that

sooo

hire someone

but when the actual term used

was

small firez

what would possibly compel her

to text me about a not so small fire

n think

ha! this ought to b good...

not right... not right at all
 
#250
not to worry

those n my lil genetic predispositioned circle

who do not speak to we

have resources

n won't b put out

by dec 2019's playgirl centerfold

momz appreciates value

shock valve
 
#251
and

she buyz n bulk

trust me

no sign of the poolman

no doubt he'll turn up indignant

offended

but

he got his payment

caveat free

and hear my pool smiles

algae colored teeth

at we

because it would never occur to someone who feelz the whirled owez em a living
they're a taker
they would never
and any shortcomings would b yourz
they demand only the best for themselves
n leave us with our suckersuckin jawz on the algea ocean floor
 
#252
he had plenty to text n return

without any ground to set on

the letterz just fell

on deaf earz

how could i bother to reed gibberish

i have no time

n it makes n sense to me

I'm illiterate

so i just read actions n behavior

speaking volumes louder than blablabla algae

to me
 
#253
Hope your having a great day norcalfarmer, old school couchlock cafe days representing!
 
#254
just gotta sand it n add the plywood n the morning
less than 2hrs
doc appt for ltr

i jabbed em to return to the scene of the crime

since tomorrow was gonna b a doc day off

so we could pick up the sheetrock tomorrow n start that gig thurs

instead of fri
so we can have alil beer fri if we finish
instead of Monday

ya gotta plan ur beer

n then
i earned my keep
she hadn't thought to check with her med insurance to c if they'd cover it

she'll no doubt
need a prescription
n prolly won't bother
but still
ballz n her court

so those r the seeds from the chem4glue x cheeselights
ounce
that's all the broke up bud
from a zip
so maybe an 8th r so

already have it in flower
sesamella crop followin behind
along with the cheeselights n some other shit i forget

I'll save u guyz plenty

cheeselights x cheeselights
turned out similar
ocd pollination...
 

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#255
so i had to smoke some happy hour

it's workin

i have to test n c how the cheeselights cure is goin
dtartin to smell fruity
actually
will smoke some ummmmm
shyt
whatever i oh
chem4glue
just because

it's already out
fuk it
 
#256
fuk

forgot

there's another jar of cheeselights

diff plant

diff harvest

way fewer seedz

smoked it

t
o
o

here we go

one of the upstairs neighbors

had a good time with u guyz

waz it yesterday

wanted to address it

took two godfather og

240s

sublingual

saz

he wantz to play a game
 
#257
here's my thing

man walkz in

broken

stiz

smokes

ahhhh

g's bringin us a corona

letz dance

here kitty kitty

somebody start me on a tangent

i require

inspiration
 
#258
and the woman saz

baby

u look rough

is there anything you'd like

anything i can do for u
 
#259
u should c what shez doin

she made a shade

went the

extra mile

with the koozie


r u really askin a man

what u can do for him

let's play gamez

since u didn't come with a pillow

and

i think we all know

the only thing

a man

ever lackz in
 
#260
besides money

blow jobz

are u serious

we know it's all he wuz thinkin bout

before and after

his last

8...9...

blowjob
 
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