THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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but

u wanted to play

letz play

$5

I'm a bottom

before

midnight

 

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soooo

i did what every man in the room

noz i did

-sc
oooo
nothing
sweet
heart

 

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and now

i have ...

thizhehehe

note the label is turned

they need to sponsor the thread

 

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fuk

note to Elf

thiz iz a prime example

of y we don't smoke

stale

second hand cigarette

i can't c straight

 

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fukn kiddin me

anyway

ummm

ever burn ur nozehair

first

the uncarbed bong

well actually

it started with the previous

house bong

 

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acutely

it started

tic
o
c

14ish

yearz ago

one

dark

night

 

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knock knock

 

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can somebody get the farmer tech guy on the horn

and tell em

the shytterz backed up

again

 

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me n some guyz i know

think this new format suckz

can we kick it

old school

 

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cuz if like two of us think it sux

we all think it sux

 

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I'm just bein a smartass

-for our new acquaintances n friends

b cool to our modz n the farm

they provide us a home

for our experiments n watch over us

so don't misbehave

fuckerz


i wanted to mention

trustfall n milner- i can't name check

it's hard for me to focus this through like threading the eye of a needle

just to get the wordz out


i don't veg

beyond the prop tray n cloner

24/7 lighting

some articles say plant only rootz n darkness

it's a misunderstanding

they're mistaken

every article i ever read about pot growing said

turnover vs time

so y r we vegin

would we not prefer lower utility billz

so once they reach the big show

in the teepee

it's 12/12

u enjoy fighting light chaser superheroes

me neither

it's not typically an issue

since i fought the great atf battle

at altitude

of 2019


bossmanz gonna crack the whip today so i won't b around much

wolverine dod diesel mish etc

i know they'll look after u

and they've had our collectively discovered methods
woodburnerer n engraved into their skullz

I'm sure they'll address any questions

careful

wolves can get a lil gassy

on the road

doesn't jive well with their regular diet

if u can spare a square in these hairy timez

would u mind lookin after our dog

while I'm away

just kick em every few hrz

keep em awake on the ruff roadz

 

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the old folkz who roam theze hallz

all have bitchen n fun threadz of various grow styles of their own

"pretty gardens"
besides mimed
n god only knows who sabotaged him
no fukin way he did it
smartest grower you'll ever meet

and each thread is unique

they grow enviable strainz

n between the members of the site

there's no issue we can't fix together

so go check out their threadz

link em to yourz

so u have fun smart people

ooohhhhing n ahhhhing ur bporn

before or after u finish with it

i try not to stray onto their threadz

due to my 10pg outbursts n episodes

but i would if i could

some of the conversations u c between em

even without sayin a word

could save u yearz of aggravation

and

alot of money

time

so try not to get stuck n one thread

get out

enjoy the sites

it is the uniqueness of each member

and getting to know em

that makez the site more fun

i dunno bout the rest

but more often than not

we're talkin about the members pets

families

lives

n something cool

and idea is born out of nowhere

one of us gives it a try

n maaan

this is where 99% of my coolest shyt

comes from

just hangin out with the farmers

gettin off topic

which many sitez

will ban u for

some growerz prefer u stay on topic

so just b mindful we're all different

it's their lawn

it's a pot site afterall

try not to step on ur proverbial dick

and their grass

y'all have an awesome day

come up with a cool experiment for us to help spider out

all the possibilities

 

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inspire us all to excellence

just b yourself

 

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have u ever danced with the shadow of a spider
which wasn't actually there
swirling around the krapper krapper
chamber door
cursed the kwrapper
nevermore
and as u look up
about and around
as what travelz up through ur mouth
inevitably musts
and rocketz through around about
down n out
straight through ur shytpipe
and out through the twist n turns
jointz of piping
to ur sewer system buried deep
like a steaming stinkin secret held in
the hollow hallowed ground
spooky spooky
isn't it
so as u grace by the light switch
don't forget
look behind u
do or don't
turn around
it's just ur washroom
not amityville
just ur imagination
so don't b scared
it's ur home
afterall
just don't look back
as ur ass settles down
so open ur eyes n look around
but if u step in backwards
you'll never have to fear
something black tan r brown
but you'll still smell it
til it rests n peaces
beneath the spiderz n graves
of the lightless undreground
cause thatz where most evidence of evil and all things than kill
r often found
not the shadows of ur imagination
that make u so scared
u know better than to make that
last turn on the left
right upside down anna round
so try not to disturb them
make a peep meep or
even the shadowy spider
moving airwaves
of a sound

 

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I'm still seeking intel i thought i saw

as to decarbin to smoke

ain't found it yet

prolly mistaken

but

still lookin

this is a good article with figures to support it

6 Decarboxylation Myths: Decarb Weed WITHOUT False “Facts” – Ardent Cannabis

ardentcannabis.com

 

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naturally

the first time i heard something similar

i tried eatin a spoonful of decarbed bud

my airways r so copd arrested

u get a crumb n there

dood

i went down in a kwarp n the bockz once

with my kid

it wasn't pretty

hash brown crumb

the fall was my savior

hindlicking me as i fell straight back like a felled tree

the crumb exited

and i live to tell the tale

and it didn't go so well

like trying to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon

so those who spread the legend

of

-the legend of the ate eighth
i ate an eighth as a cop pulled me over

it makez me wonder if they can swallow a spoonful of cinnamon

t
o
o

don't try this at home

because i nearly died

swallowing a hash brown

n the pot boogarz from that spoonful of pot

are still

the pride of my collection

to this vary strange

y
a
d

 

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well

i suppose we can visit while we wait for ltr to driveby

soooo

September 2019

i knew

being off opioids

i got another try at life

a new life

if u will

and i been on the dole

retired

from my favorite thing in the whirled

traveling to foreign landz

gettin drunk a tan

and a taste of the local inhabitants/culture

and now

as i physically recover

i gave away everything i could

to help me neighbors

strangerz

forcing

willing myself to work

and bang strange women

once more

only

I've filled that slot

forever

with

our lovely g

i need something new

a new shiny toy

a job to fill this whole i dug

fill this well

well

so I'm learning every day

recovering physically

hurrying

before i lose my marbles

entirely

and u all

bitchez

are gonna help me

live my dreamz

once more

cuz that's just who we r

who we can b

together

helping each other

find balance

 

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-hyde
deer ms johnny
none in the hood
have one of theez
n certainly
nun sooo pretty
me n the rest of our neighbors r
comin round thihiiz wknd
so u can teach uz all
how to
go p
u
n
nw
od

there's a rumor goin round
there's sum magical sorceress

on our block

who has a 5' female

guarderbullsnake
she feedz men under 6' hi
iz thiz true
and
where doez she sssszzzleep

Larry the roofer appears fearful

it' is true

-johnny
ltr did u charge any labor
i remember u built my big shed in 1999...

-sc
hey ms johhny
what kinda cookies n muffinz
yA got
layin around...

 

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i Got your back bro.

Strange women need sex too so I applaud ya on that one.


The opioid crisis is like an un wanted poke in the rear.
My brother in law quit the opioids after a 20+ year stint. 20 years of constipation. My gawd. Never in my life did I think this dude would every quit but saw him a few weeks ago and I was like wow you really did stop. Year and a half sober but he couldn’t do it without jesus but I get it he needed an alternative. So he chose Jesus and weed.
Couple years ago this dude does line work and he worked all night jumped into the car to drive to Colorado from West Virginia, ends up crashing in Kansas, makes her say she was driving, instead of stopping for some rest he rents a car and drives the rest of the way so he could get to his doctor for a refill

 

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bleutooth tooth mounted speaker n repeater

circular saw/etc/worm/whatever
bipod inline wheels for sideways curt adjustments