THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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ohhhh

the strangerznezz hoverz lingeringly

 

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THIS

is the one i been seeking for ourz

 

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freaked out in the club after 2.5 beerz

left

gingerly

was texting someone

about the previous day

"all the broken pieces of my life

put back together

made into something

beautiful "

 

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anything

but

bueno

 

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on the upside-

got to try an oil I'd made about 8 months ago

caught

with

forgot to take something for 2 daze

in the middle of nowhere

i thought it wasn't working

took two more when i got home

dood
z

i do not want to know what she said

i do not want to c what i wrote

i remember bitz n piecez

but

i could show ewe

 

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n not have to gander

it's just more sappy poopoo

y'all know how hyde getz

 

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i did not know the stonez wrote it

itz one of my favz

no particular affinity for the stonez

aside

 

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when r u guyz gonna start marketing

bumper sticker ribbonz for flu

"I've had it... ALREADY "

...

"SURVIVOR"
"VENTILATORS OUT OF SERVICE"

 

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he goin pay the 250

he believes he did

he can't remember

trust

he goin pay

saved

 

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your godz herr ewe

 

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when r u guyz gonna start marketing

bumper sticker ribbonz for covid-19

"I've had it... ALREADY "

...

"SURVIVOR"
"VENTILATORS OUT OF SERVICE"

The vaccine bans will be out in full force in a month or two.
Drive by shots in your azz! Free vaccines for all!

 

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we all know

Larry the roofer's cheapness impresses even me

but

apparently i lied about his not turning on the car a/c

it's wasn't a thermometer

his speedometer was just pegged at 120

and the bonus tradewinds

were simply godz thank u

 

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forgot

Anyway

i bet if u did a study

if there ain't already one

shopping on an empty stomach provez to b unhealthy for u

cause then ur hangry n ewe buy all the junk foor

vs that post bj feelin of satisfaction

milfs/motherz... cookiez

won't b needin ur services

call again tomorrow

please

 

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i dunno how they're open

but they snared Larry the roofer

and

i have no choice

bullhead Chinese buffet is open

i will have to brave 2 grocery stores

keeping my assholeabstainant

Larry the roofer is risking his 3rd plate of clamz

i went stirfry to save my American standardz life

patriot n all

thiz does not bode well

when i consider

his first solo flight

required 4 foreign soil

shytbombz

just to survive the trek home

 

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4 shit bombs?

 

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bah!

i fucken knew it!

he didn't even make it out of the buffet

 

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at least in these dark

brown

timez

if the fartz come early

and u feel it's worth the risk

nobody knows

[?]

they're all wearing maskz!

 

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give it a go

i did a test drive

by

passin the register

3x

nobody said boo

leazt

not n engrish

 

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-pearlz of wisdom

a mathematical mind

no greater

no less

so i posed a question to Larry the roofer

after pondering his next

move...ment

so to speak

from the depths and bowelz

of my FheART

-sc
hey
larry the roofer
do u not feel violated
by the 33% ratio
u have
farT as a clam track record
from thiz zpezifik
Chinese buffet

u do know
that's called food poisoning
when ur shittin clam
finished product
before u even reach the door
[burrrp]
right
and I'm not a reel gazzy kinda
guy
u know
so that erp ain't a good sign
either
praize baby jezuz
i had stir fry
FRESH
but
realize
I'm not sweating
because it's 1200 degrees in bullhead city
right now
they got me
t
o
o
my old friend
mind if we skip
safeway
i don't think they're gonna have enough maskz
if u get my skiddyskivvydrift

if uve ever had the pedo version

of a Chinese rainbow

when it tickles ur neck

on both sidez

and u know there wasn't anything about a 4.2 locally

on the loooogarithmicRichter

u know you'd better herry home to ur lovely g

for a lil sympathy

understanding

n fresh linens

-a not so kleen
getaway