THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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what i wouldn't give

for Denny's to notve had that line

and ltr would've been more patient

if there wasn't someone sittin on the only ash tray within sniping distance

ltr was lookin for a firgt

when he ashed on that puzzyz lil richard

personally

if i can't smok in Denny's

over assholez like the nonsmoker

trespassing

i was just gonna spark up at hiz fukkin table

so we'd have had to depart...

quickly...

regardless

 

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i know my rights

grrr dam it

 

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and yesterday's flat tire

what's that

5 flat

new tires

in two wkz

and i thought i had bad luck

when they said n the club

yesterday

-they
u broke a ball joint splittin pickle fork
we've had hourz for decades

-sc
i know but now it's broke in n besides
mine was for big trux

and

i was only splittin wood

demo'ing a few stepz

who does that

-sc
ltr
u know my tirez r new
same brand
only terra trac hyped
and i go everywhere u do
ur bad luck
man

 

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the irony here

one must appreciate

the dichotomy

he may b both

their best

and

worst customer

can't argue with repeat biz

or can ya

 

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so thiz gurlz rack

had a rack

and

her shirt read

PINK

naturally i felt a sudden sense of urgency to point n blurt

-sc blurt
look! Larry the roofer!
PINK TITZ!

like i was a hungry newborn

seein em for

the very furzt time

I'm still wonderin

which onez chocolate

 

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furst they told u

short on coin

and the y

wuz a lie

now

shortage of 1's n 5's

tenz have always been n short supply

what do we think

what do we c

what do we

forsee

20s

50s

currensee

?

 

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somebody has a unibomber avatar

and i hope i don't run up on

mike hawk

i have my suspicions

it's a pseudonym

i bet it's a big hawk

though

hope it doesn't soar when he peez

 

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I'm sure hez a reel hawksman

and ted kozinski avatar

krackz me up

some very clever namez

luv it

fkn potheads

I'm thinkin

shelf life test

i can't deny

some of theze tripz

definitely interesting

 

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do u think

he stuffz n mountz his hawk

believe me

i could do thiz all day

ain't exactly rocket science

to hawk one up

like a tard

playin with my poop

like itz playdough

 

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imma lil slow

but

FUCK YOU

WOLVERINE

[grumbling]

-sc grumbling
son of a bitch
rub seafood n my noze
at least i can get it

how now

brown cow

whatz on the menu

today

great outdoors

ol 76

texxxas

not sure EVERYTHING bigger

is always a pluz

though their gynos

r probably alot less

stressed

so to speak

 

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g may know the name

she sayz gilley's bar is fun in tx

my buddy liked the pregnant stripper in spearmint rhino

Albuquerque

i know a brothel in Phoenix proper

swingerz club

where

nm

jk mrs wolverine

there's a lovely bead shop

at the az

nm border

and a hobby lobby by my house sellz knitting supplies

easy date place

the riverside casino in Laughlin

has a church we can go by n spend our time

helping out

around the church

so to speak

if mrs wolverine is cool with it

u bring the mutt

?!!

 

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supply chain

snickerz at lowez r like 2 for 5

but

because the seasonal shyt

made

distributed

monthz b4

the labeling wuz already done

too late

sooo

if u have the munchiez

t
o
o

you'll get a lezz gouged deal

one last time

on seasonal candy

 

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made some suggestions to spider farmer
hopefully
and i know it's hypocritical of me
as i prefer to invest in the eyes eye can look into n c the changes I'm capable of making
they become suporter status of the site
i think it's very gracious of the farm to allow em to remain
same as me
because u guyz know
they're one of few

who offer to support us

at all

whether they'd have followed through

moot to me

the time for me n that tech has come n gone

same as u guyz

anyway

here's how yesterday's convo went down

if i had tact

I'd have been a

someone else


-sc
when r u gonna do dougz place

just don't want u to forget

he's a neighbor

he's antipot so if penny poisoned the waterz

it wouldn't have taken much

but hez n pain n knows my heart's n the right place

he knows

because I've offered to help my entire block n more

as to pain

and when ltr doez hiz 1hr fix

he requested i not b there

no problem

-sc
what's our next gig and when ya figure we'll start

he forgets jobs n appointments

so i try to keep informed while trying not to cross the line of none of my biz

there's not much of one

I'm right there for 99%

but i need to b respectful

anyway

-sc
u take ur pillz
how do u feel
i need to talk to u about something
and if u disagree again
imma just let it go

-larry the roofer
what's that

-sc
u didn't pay me for Ed's garage
I'm not sure y u think u did
EVERYONE knows nobody getz paid
til the job is paid
and all that time when Ed's been away
not once
did i give u any shit about it
we just cashed his check
two-ish daze ago

-ltr interrupting
come inside
I'll pay you

-sc
thank you
larry

-sc
lemme sign a receipt for u
so this doesn't happen

-my larry the roofer
go ahead
just find something to sign
[scanning his coffee table
his work notes
buried under scrooge gold magazinez
AND
our only ash tray...]

-sc
[identical scan of ash tray and ash distance to tray
comfort level
like the dividing singular armrest
in a car plain or movie theater
people have died for lesser offenses]

-my larry the roofer
awe
fuck it
u ready to go get something to eat

-sc
pffffff (exhaling smoke with gusto)
thought you'd never ask

 

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experiment proved

integrity matters

matt must've had the same conversations

it did not have

the same

fairytale

ending

far a man whose cinderblock hand

we would never shake

again

 

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i fucked ewe

didn't i

I'm not the one

who had to choose

whether to pay matt $90

for 5hrs

or me

$250

for 25ish hours

Larry the roofer

iz

the man of integrity

in thiztory

 

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and

 

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it iz

MY PRIVILEGE

MY

H
O
N
O
R

that he

WOULD

shake my hand

 

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i think it's funny

with my aversion

so to speak

to paperwork

these daze

how hyde has prefaced

preempted

almost as if he knew

as i would like to write

as a way to hez...

this is weird

ummmm

ummmm

resumes

became

no

applications

no

dole

no bueno

ms su

i would write for u because i enjoy it

it's the only place eye feel free

and should something come of it

then we'll talk

again

otherwise

thank u for building me a home

the farm

i do not wish to b compensated for my past

i have alot to pay for there

myElf

tic
o
c

let us discuss what we can accomplish together in the future

our previous worx

r

our resumez

welcome to the party

eh hehehe

larry the roofer

we just hang out

occasionally

in between cigarettes

when my left getz tired

and eye

must switch handz

pass the occasional hammer

he could sea that we r good at handing hammers

smoking

drinking

playing pool

off roading

supervising

and that

smoking n stuff

is of value

and he made me hiz friend

perhaps he just wanted to c

what's possible

-hyde & co

 

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an hour in a car

with a stranger

 

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who doesn't

fucking

smoke

t
i
c