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I love that it is in the kitchen sink. Indoor sells quick and for better price but out is cheap to grow

 

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bam!

finally got an in to help the vetz of the clubz 30mi out

I'm sooo excited!

 

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i don't take a penny man

I love that it is in the kitchen sink. Indoor sells quick and for better price but out is cheap to grow

not judgin

I'm no dope dealer

i just have extra

til i finesse my craft n get my lovely g out of bed

i already have enough capsules

to last the rest of my life

and that's the point

mr Simpson

didn't take a Penny

literally saved my life

I'm just tryin to get my gal outta bed

i can multitask

say ty to the veterans who took one for the team

give a giant middle finger to doug ostrand Esquire

who allegedly fucked me from serving my country in 02

nobody

nobody

tellz me what i cannot do

and say ty to the Simpson family who gave me a new life

will never here my name

and just fucking gave away the procedure

compassionate care clinics bilk untold millions off

without so much as a nod

to the family who made a future for me n mine

possible

make ur millions man

people r my priority

my investment

i have been a money grubbing whore

my xxx was better at it

my priorities have changed

 

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i would do anything for a friend

even more

for a stranger

 

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because the Simpson family taught me

about value

the worth of a life

priceless

you're worth every penny

to me

 

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what difference does it make

if ur trustfall

or ted

ur human

I'm human too

u live in this universe

we're neighbors

just haven't had the opportunity to

shake your hand and look u in the iz

yet

 

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the only commitment

I'm struggling with

iz

shipping

it ain't incarceration

r copz which scare me

boxez r already collecting dust

when i have had the cake

itz freaked me

when i thought/remembered to do so

just freaked me out

there's a difference

imma lil off

most daze

I'm afraid of all things that kill

which means

I'm afraid to walk out

my own door

my own shadow

so to speak

a decade of legit opioids

i submit

fucked up my head

 

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and my friend n then some

calms me to b around

don't ask me y

 

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also optimistic

at my famz nocal inlaw

spoke to me

today

if i can get em on board

I'll have decades more

of processing intel to learn from

most of my family

doesn't speak to me

so

it's kinda a big deal

i head they smirked

itz a start

i love my family

dearly

with every lubdub

it's complicated

 

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not to mention

a handful if em r fuzz

and not wanting to put at risk

i keep my distance

as well

but one of em makes cleaner kief

than i do

 

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regular 5

ya head it

skip

actually had occasion

to run into some local fuzz

told em exactly what i do

asked whether i could b of service to their famz

nope

they lemme continue about my biz

cops r people two

and

they

to

have families

just

l
i
k
e

we

treat em like the family who raised u

as mine wuz

they'll b just as human

as we

just people man

they two

have families n pain

just keep it n mynd

 

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if we learn something helpful

know

it often requires

stepping out from the shadows

into the light

to help

just one

just one

[email protected]

any

fucking

time

just allow for my crazy

Email freakz me the fuk out

same as the mail

phone

doorways

to bad newz

and the landz of all things that kill

u inspire we

allow us to return the fav

 

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and feel confident

in the knowledge

i break everything I touch

 

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keep the bar low

mang

I'm just a dumb trucker

that away

I'll never disappoint

cuz

I'm human

t
w
o

 

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caught

swingin n the dirt


soooo i wake up at wtf time it is

essentially

over a second beer piss

witch i think is uncalled for

because i didn't drink THAT much

and I'm tellin my kick stand

well.... if i gotta get up because of u

anyway

I'm getting something out of the deal

sometimes i ... ahem... stretch the truth

for comical reasons

so i don't actually talk, "out of school"

as to me n my lovely g's mileage

know that

i really don't

kiss n tell

ahem

usually...

sooo i grab that spongebob porn

i saw the other day

cause that squirrel with triplets

confused my priorities

and g will help a brotha out

when she catches me

but i had my out doubts

THIS TIME

and when a lady sacrifices herself out of sheer pity
lemme put it this way
ur a guy
u can't say no either
it's my gift

u know

as i get older

and it acutely does cause me pain

but the endorphin pain relief bonus

second to nun

and at a point

she asked me a question

let's just say

she said

-my smokin hot lovely g
what's up!??

i swear to baby jezuz

i heard myself say

in my backswing

-sc
well, i dunno baby
i had to piss so
i just kinda went with it

cuz i was sleepin so good
n so wuz she...

I'm not going to say what she said next
wasn't part of the deal

and i need to save face
n sound cooler than i am
when the opportunity presents itself

still wish i knew her secret

cuzzz

i really didn't c it happenin for myself

even gettin spongebob's tail

before he does

buuut

after larry the lobster

annnd apparently he has a twin

now...

christ I'm gettin too old

to b bothered by a boner

n the middle of the night

just seemed like the thing to do at the time

kinda like monkeys throwin poo

 

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swear once i get something in my head

i just can't fukn sleep

homework time

u know

i actually do do a grip of reading

to get this stuff right

and so when ms sweetsue's response

specifically statez something different than i read

son of a bitch

now not only do i feel the need to verify

her stuffz

cause when u go through the shytpipe

I'm just sayin

i seen every episode of 1000 ways to die

and the poop shoot is a dangerous place

because she's right

body already filtered it

but as to metabolization

it's both dangerous and important

she said the dood didn't feel much of a buzz

awesome

butt

i also recall her specifically stating

she went heavy on the cbd strainz

and she did

dose em low

soooo

the next time

he needs more relief

she feels more confident

if she dropz out a lil cbd

he might not b singin the same song

sooo

now i gotta crawl up the butt of sublingual

again

even after doin my due

cause i forget plenty

as well as the butt of the rectum

so to speak

whatever happened to call of duty marathons n playboy in print

just never saw my life goin this way

far as spelunking Uranus

sexxxy, huh?!

u guyz see any articles as to the nuances between SUBLINGUAL and the butt that shall remain nameless

post a link please

I'm pretty good at search engines

butt i don't wanna miss anything on this one

pdf sux

and i think that's what I'm n for

so i don't forget

remind me next run

ummm

fuk!

ummmm

oh- stick some finished product in the

dehydrator on low

we'll c whether we can make

multiple cultivar cannabis oil

into crackrock

by slow dryin n if i can powder it out

in dry form vs snorting pine tar

I'll take another gander at the nasal route

never liked nasonex anyway

ohhhh

but if we could put antique snuff boxxxes back into circulation n tell the nonsmokerz like dod

where they can stick it

probably a democrat...

that'd b cool

never seen one

not n a movie or behind glass

ok

note to self

convince wolverine

we need to take g to the ghost adventures hoogabooga

n vegas

and the old guy museum from pawnstarz

and if the rare books babe from pawnstarz doesn't require an appointment

maaaan.... I'd sure like to c what shez got

just sayin

i hate town

hate fukn vegas

well

it's a love hate thing

i try not to gamble anymore

but the traffic man

and i know the back routes cause that's where all the peeler jointz are

and my brother who doesn't speak to me

well... if there was something to b quiet about

his bachelor party

might... top that list

hey

u wanna have a fun bachelor party

just u and the groom man

and.... an ounce of blow

there is never enough cocaine

nobody sleeps on my watch

til the third day

but mother of baby jezuz

next time i wish he'd just lemme get em a few hookers

it would've saved alotta money

still not sure whether i waz trippin

or if the tiger eat u place really did have WAR as a table game

all i know is

i didn't think we'd b about to swing

another night of drunken debauchery

til that cabbie showed us his two

LA sized phonebooks of call girls

and filafax of drugz

shockingly and impressively organized for a vegas cabbie

even his pharmacy was alphabetized

you'd b surprised

happens more often than ya think

always had my suspicions about cash cab

i bet he doesn't alphabetize

 

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which reminds me

vegas's

only walk

like a crab walk in a bar

i seen those karate guyz who actually walk like that

with 200000lb jugz
probably fire water
and they never spill a drop
ya gotta respect the process
and the payoff

to balance themselves

as well

so perhaps Larry the roofer

he's definitely a crab walker

as opposed to a sidewalker like my carni whore

has a blackbelt

but vegas' only walk

at dawn

the walk of shame

hence the limo cabz

man u do not want god seein u alive

the morning after

n las Vegas Nevada

during the scorching 10000° summer nightz

half the bodies in the desert

sandz of vegas

just doodz who got lost

doin the walk of shame

moral of the story

ur gonna want the limo tint

more college interns

and

more cocaine

 

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female

75ish

high blood pressure

that sugar illness

restless leg syndrome

we goin c what we can do

 

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and if she feels relief

5 vet clubs

wired up

if they need pain relief from grass

i got our local forgotten heroes' bax

covered

one of the volunteers

my raging alcoholic

sayz if vetz get caught pot dirty

they can lose some of their Benefits

anyone confirm this for me

hypocrisy abounds

if that's the case

y is their vfw magazine

promoting pot products for veterans

typical

g
o
v
e
r
n
ment

cheeze

 

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i herd

social security in my locale

was promoting pot

too

which is funny because itz so criminalized

hear

know y

they're not the man

they're insurance salesmen

and if an ssdi recipient getz burned

they ain't gotta pay ya

self interest

prix