THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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holy shyt

wolverine emailed me!!!!

cool

kool

and

somebody text we

at 0100

y would anyone think eyed be open

 

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wolverine

never source of bad news

besides that he don't look like hugh Jackman

remember Webster

yeah

think Webster

at 200

not gonna b bad newz

check

 

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hulk saw rn last night

hulk still angry

ms sweetsue

push

baaad information

 

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question number one

why would eye need to lab out

over terpz n oil

r not

when ardent already did it

for us

u eat edibles

they have more than 9 variationz

of buzz

u smoke more than 9 strainz

always

activated at temp

ardent 240

90min

ish

y would u think there r no terpz

in oil

boil fucking water

how long

it's still there

longer than a fart

and u just applied the same heat

i added two minutes topz

ardent is 90min

"ish"

because they run over two

they labbed

thankz for spending the money n time

for we

the beauty of crazy

is when the tornadoes line up

n put shyt together

that don't belong

the beauty in delusion

u cannot tell me what's not possible

what one cannot do

I'm a kitty

i can b purrrfect

and I'm a Phoenix

n eye can fly

and i am a dumb trucker

but

 

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eyem a genius

and

my namez hyde

 

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interestingly enough

it occurs

what would a personality test

say

if i could do the pressure of bubbles

for 5 ish

to 8

ishhourz

 

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aptitude

iq

who

which

iz taking the test

i find this fascinating

 

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did i wake up hi

dreaming

yesterday

or

today

what's ur final answer

 

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judgez

?

because i had the same answer

until

 

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when wuz midnight

where has the tictocclock

run off

t
o
o

 

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s
s
e
n
d
a
madness
a
d
n
e
s
s

madness

just to contemplate it

 

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so ya got webster

and if he got on a ladder

and

fucked don king

this is what wooverine looks like

can u picture the child

don king would have down the buttslide

ur sick if u think he could pee out even

babywebsterking

only

with

metal clawz

and

hiz assdaddyz bush

 

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I'm still having trouble

picturing

his toeclawz

does he have THE TOE

toe

all that yummy seafood

THETOECLAW

trouble with black thumbclawz

same az weinerdogtoeclawz

urgh

poor mrs wolverine

i bet he digz

hiz weinerdogblakmetaltoeclaw

into her leg flesh at night

poor mrs wolverine

and will we be treating for gout

 

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can someone explain

Hoboken sicilians to me

please

for the love of godz

show me the secret handshake

one

more fucking time

please

 

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question number two

is it tru

if ur from Hoboken

and your parents were fresh off the boat

from Sicily

and your grandmother

born lived n died

in the same village

in Sicily

is it true

u cannot b cursed

 

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and

if so

do u know how to remove

the billiadrz curse

i swear to got

thiz shyt ain't no joke

 

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the doodz grandmother

fucking taght doc holiday

and dirty mike

the great curse of the billiardz

on my life

there haz been a hairy black spot on my hand

i tried spitting

spinning

cursing Hoboken sicilians

nothing

nothing is working

rubbed dirt on it

too

 

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it lookz infected

¿
right

the note....

 

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what to do

about a "man"

who beatz hiz mother

thiz woman does not lie to me

that's directions to hiz house

what

would

ewe do

keep in mind

for this woman to have said anything about anyone

a rare enough thing

indeed

the thought i had

if someone doesn't do actually do something with this man

from thiz womanz lipz

in thiz town

EVERYONE ownz a shovel

i would move

quickly

 

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told er in so many wordz

u just asked a pacifist

to write down thiz favor

i doubt it's the only directionz to hiz house in existence

unfortunately for him

told er

itz not nme

u know better

not the right tool for the job

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