THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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that n their lone restaurant

as their soda/lq store has now closed

r the pulse of this little town

 

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and in terms of rick Simpson oil diet

that's 960,000$ if each pound were 2400$ and u needed

ummm

a pound per quarter

tfall is just getting fucked

because he sold n greater quantity and likely lives in a recreational state

u just wait til that legislation goes through

tfall

you'll b doin it free

anyway

unless we invent the first

cannabis union

sisterhood

1
we get all the granola gurlz n one room

makin it easier to shave em down

in one shot

the nazis may have been onto something

right idea

wrongful execution

so to speak

i just like my gurls well groomed

downstairs

and as the only bud any of us ever smoke

iz female

i like the lack of irony in

sisterhood

because where do ur oranges n avocados come from

today

out of soft fruit

prime season

we outsource to those less fortunate

and u get brickweedditchweed

 

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driving down the wages n prices

of walmart not made in the usa bud

union or bust

sisterhood of the travelling potz

or busts

 

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-sc to poolman

 

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-how to say
goodbye

 

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the fuck did i get 5lbs from

start with 182gr

my guess

20gr

typical dust everywhere

barely type

covered

g's not gonna b pleased

oops

so i didn't move the 3 decent piles

n they got dusted with shyt at the end

anyway

here's ur sign

ingredients

10lb dry ice

one turn of the century

coke mirror

with aged qwet n pollen

fuckin weinerdog

if i had a nickel for ever piece

of incriminating weinerdog dna

fur

that found its way into the bowl bong n lab

I'd never have to work

again

weinerdog driveby attackedautographed dry ice kief

miserable bytch

who spoonz me every night

I'll wait tile the moisture finishes sublimation

n get final tally

anyone with a smartass answer

equal to thess than r equal in that other thread

two thumbz up

note to self

sweaty bare feet in a dry ice operation lab

with particles spillin everywhere

no bueno

may as well b hot coalz

ppe flipflopz

next time

anyone care for a free sample

of kiefed weinerdog

redefing

cost overrunz

yup

she gonna b pist

on the upside

the mop will b hihi

 

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12gr garbage

4gr premo

8gr meh...

through a buchner bleached in sun if necessary

oiled out

it'll all b premo shit

even if it's 5gr

better than shyt that counts as

no bueno

worth $10 of ice

and will let u know how it smokes

eventually my grinder will b emptied n containers jonezed for multiple kix

never never do it

 

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i smoked it

y'all know most of my winz r by oopz

forgot to take something today

also forgot eating last night

also

forgot to finish shitting

got lost

forget stuff

did everything backwards

dispatch wise

retarded

took nothing this morning

lost count of kief ripz

happy hour

lined the floor



uhhhh

it's workin...

n
o
w

in the multibowl pot superbowl

by the second rip

i was a retard

with

the palsy

now

i didn't lose count

til i figured it was somewhere around

ten ripz

giver r take

sober

at least 2min

after the ummm

finish line

ummm

but i finished it maybe in less than tttt
twwaa

twenty

to b sure

and um

ummm

oh

now...

I'm retarded

ummm

with palsy

t
i remember nuanced flavorz
c

like it wuz yesterday

umm

what day

it's Saturday

!

?

fuk it

anyway

i forget

ummm

no pain

the multicapz

i didn't take any today

with day one

bowl lick

the elevator stopz at each floor

every 30-60min

the multikief

eh heh he ehhh

ummm

ummm

shyt

oh

it's skipping through floors

all

wonkavated

like n an instant

and it ain't just travelling n one direction

wonkavated

noooo

shyt

mosh

stop being such a panocha

and multisquaszzzhhhyt i can't sea straight

ummm

either my eyez r worsening

or I'm beginning to hallucinate

zotally tober

i saw a billboard for avi

something about a card n 500

but what i sa
w

wuz some chick with nicely displayed merchandise

paying off some dirty cop

and as i got closer

it was something like a playerz card

going into an atm

as playing at avi

taught me i would do

many
a
n
y

timez

and when it occurs to u

these r the thingz i am seeing sober

trust me

it ain't ur best day

much like shitting the bed

ahhhh

such a gift

 

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with the most fluidly shitty return policy

eweve ever seen

I'm sure my weinerdog

wood agree with u

come to think of it

and u even save on ink

too

may as well b walmart

written in brown chocolate jello pudding

toc
o
o

it is a shitty return policy

in any language

you'll never get credit

from shitting the bed

next to your paramour

no matter how hard u argue

management

takdz it back

 

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yeah it's working

i can tell cbd is there

my teeth r numb

I'm all a tingle

giggitygiggly

 

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nothing surgical

it's different

but u guyz would probably recognize theze effects from reel top shelf

but if i were in postop

u betchurass

i feel no pain

i would not drive right now

letz start the tictoclock

 

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definitely tasted peppery

definitely skunky

n then eyegothi

and then i got high

and then

eye got hi

 

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settling into the buzz

leveled off

but i am aware again

my back is sore

i need to take something

 

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You need to take a candy kid dab

 

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ie

stop the tictoclock

still stoned

no bonus reliable pain relief to speak of

poolman enroute

he heard nothing

fucking retarded

wantz his brother

who brought strangers n criminals to my home

to do the work

he'll oversee/sub

to lil bro because lil bro

owez em

i wonder y

he smoked all my grass

he and his daddy n pregnant gf of lil bro

once again

not allowed on my property

i will b the asshole

because

he took payment

n isn't doing what he agreed to do

he might b related to my money grubbing whore

I'm absolutely dumbfounded

praise babypotjezuz

I'm stoned

i will better

TRY

to watch my peas n q's

i love that the responsibility n pressure

all fallz on the good guy

wasn't it just yesterday

he reaffirmed with hiz

hostile wordz

HE would b hear today

to do it

i guess i should've specified

no subbing with the other excuses i heer

over 26% of the time

I'm i the only sane person in the world

 

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You need to take a candy kid dab

stimpy!

what is it man

fucking better crocker kitchen ovenz still bake to thiz day

tell me she didn't smoke pot

that genius woman

subbed out the munchies to children

violating every child labor law i know of

what color waz she anyway

cause nobody ever said boo about it in any riot

uh huh

weda

times change

but uncle tom n ben n mrs butterworth

would've had a much easier time

if they'd been white

it's just a matter of time

til the colonel getz fired

 

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-hyde maybe
-to poolman

remember how ardently and self righteously u told me you'd b her to to it today

and this was part of my response

it ain't prophecy

i hope u remember our conversations some day

and wish u hadn't ignored my intentions

u could b so much more

god help us

if it rainz u breakdown

become ill

have a birthday

throw a drunk

and make another Choice

not to do what u say

as so many times previously

i can't trust u to do what u take payment in advance for

26%+ of the time

 

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people get angry

when u tell em no

sourcez of bad newz so to speak

people get envious

revenge

wrath

covetous

we will sea

what we will c

entitlement does not equate to logic n reason

i might b the only sane one left

i will b the villain

yet again

as he will tell it

no story is complete

til all voices sing as one

 

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it ain't rocket science

he tried to justify his brother's trespassing

and now our lovely g

is trying to talk him into not walking off the job

thiz is my life

y iz this accepted as normal

of course he's not liking what he's hearing

said i hired em to do it

uh huh

three weeks ago

so indignant

so entitled

so angry n self righteous

sayz he'll leave

i said

right

and ur gonna shyt out the advance payment u insisted on

right here

right now

no problem

hope it air conditioned

and u know u can't

because your brother just smoked it all

and ur unhappy

i notice

because i do not accept your problems

as my own

i did warn u about your brother

u did it

-poolman

if he doesn't stop

I'll leave

g's stomping

it ain't right

 

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I'm on 34

sorry

I'll try n catch up

i need to lose myself

take my mind

off this lunatical butt fucking