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crackz me up

every time

i believe more commonly referred to

as

t
r
ollz

i try

not to b

diesel letz me roam free

in so many wordz

stay n my lane

it is the most generous offer

any site haz made

believe mez or not

better or worse

they let we roam free

knowing

i break everything i touch

n when i don't get my way

i can b a real pain n the azz

sorry oft

just doesn't quite

hit the bullseye

i wouldn't do thiz in a journal

for myself

it borrz me

I'm lazy

the lab n grow figures

was a pain enough

what's the point

the leaverz r pretty

or their not

my figurez r always on the money n if not

i know exactly what the story iz

because we read tea leaves

don't we

and u know what

doctor mimed taught me how

all of u did

allowing me to observe
in triage

never

was i thiz good a grower

til i came to the farm

not once i stopped veggin

it absolutely eluded me

and I'd read it

seen it

100x100

u guyz r amazingly talented

and

u have nice moobz

ladeez

(a wink)

man

my skillz grew exponentially

helpin n triage

i fuk it up every time

now

so i know better than to go

...

much

and ummm

I'm forgetting something

oh

now it sux

cause i neglect my shyt

n umm

forget everything

it soooo reminds me

of two of my favorite books

flowerz for algernon

and death b not proudby john Gunther jr

some really great poetry

i believe it was an autobio

or a son to a father

i forget

beautiful story about brain cancer

anyway

poolmanz in tearz

because he feelz like a failure

no he doesn't

not one bit

he is working a con

sympathy

from a woman

fucking virgin

he should try blowjobz

instead

it's so much better

than pity

said he can't do it

without hiz brother

without help

knowing very well

my mind

on the subject

of hiz brother

he haz a buddy who stealz from him

n helpz him out from time to time

who will go to prison

one day

meanwhile

the kid can drink

op beer

like ewe wouldn't believe

i respect this

but he didn't sell hiz brother or

future recidivism

he sold himself

and who is controlling the hose

who is doin the fuckupable work

soon to b father of foodstampz n bastard child

sooner future repeat offender

mother of godz n all that is holy

has the whirled gone insane

he is failing

miserably

i tried to influence him

to b a better man

i mean

i offered to grow his business

gave him a business plan

offered to rent him a room for pool services

to teach him independence

he heard nothing

he learned nothing

what the fuck is wrong with people

 

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I'm about to fuck you

 

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and then it occurred

momz probably felt thiz way about all her sonz

me n my brothers

our entire livez

not

living up to our potential

frustrating

isn't it

now

i wish there were more hourz

in the day

because

i am human to

and i have been a father

a son

and exactly the person I'm talking to

the person on the receiving end

of such a conversation

and i wasn't gonna hear it

i wasn't gonna giv anyone the tictoc of my day

because i am human

there is nothing to forgive

i have been many thingz in my life

b
e
cause

people change

sometimes

it just takez a little more

tictoctime

 

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but being a prisoner n my own home sux

can't smoke out back

took arbitrary power

my lovely g

i am smoking in the guest bathroom

sux

i know she'll give em the cokez i just bought her

they're fired

n they continue to cost me with every breath

 

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Your absolutely right, wolves work too hard and that is why I have a watering system so I’m not watering plants all day like a pee on!
Donkey butter my bro just hit 1/2 ounce short of six pounds on a 4x8 tray with 2260watts of light over it. Sold for eiteen hundred a elbo. Easiest $ I ever made. There wasn’t even a single bud smaller then a quarter. Easiest plant to trim by a long shot and it out pretty’s anystrain on the market that is worth a shit.

I'm sure u still have light envy from time to time

I'm trying to sound really cool right now

with my boner out of my pantz

n diarrhea

straight up to my other hairline

it this six pound u speak of

as jungle jim

does not make it easy

for me to catch up

u suk

trustfall

now

EVERYBODY knows

the difference between a best friend and pissing your corduroys

is

it's very warm

and everybody

can see it

and

that was crool

me friend

cold n cruel

i actually tried to throw a moving party today n vegas

because I'm uncomfortable

with whatz n my happy home

and

an immature

unhappy

virgin

27yr old

at home sun

poolman

though

i respect the 1gig xbox 1

connection

with gusty

and

envy

cold

cold n cruel

 

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i prefer the decarbed garbage con chlorophyll

it gave me a lil focus

the good stuff

just

got me really high

fur a bit

interesting

told y'all

chlorophyll has a part

to play

exponential entourage

I'm still high

just used to it now

 

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You pay 1500 to grow a pound indoors? I proballynpay that much for 3 pounds haha

i dunno

it's been a while since i did the math

with a high 300 electric bill

dood

i do not want to know

i would resent those i prefer to offer gay sounding compassion

i know it ain't cheep

i thought u were in a 5 acre tent

with the pic of the plantzzzztation

but if that ur cost

az sux

but outdoor

the bonus pests n attacks on peaceful

enjoyment

i couldn't do the pressure

n with seraphine mia

i wouldn't have the brazz onez to start

now

on the upside

instead of just grinding fan leaves n fertilizing my neighbors acrez

with falze alerting k9s

i started chuckin seedz

popped I didn't have the strezz storage

available in time

so maybe mother nature

will start growing in my neighbors ignored acreage

appearing like any other...

"arizona landscaping"

long as the cowz n deer

n bunneez n cayotez

don't start getting high

around my hood

i don't need no coyote knockin with the munchies

tellin me it's a law n Arizona

i give the mutha fukkaz

a drink

might az well hire em to clean my pool

they'd come more reliably than 74%ish

of the time

and scavz don't generally leave messes

like borrowed chep palletz

on the ground

again

to clean filter cartridges

i should charge rent for

those thingz r heavy man

should've seen how much trouble i had stealing it from Walmart

i wonder if yoteez

smoke pot

i could activate my good hash

n leave some iamz on the wall

c if the put the chep back

where pitifulpoolman

will undoubtedly leave it

making it

my wilee coyoteez

problem

now

c
i
toc
o
o

 

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awesome

he didn't bring a torque wrench

he brought a cordless drill

lord

i hope hiz popz set the torque right

sigh

n now

if he doesn't try to get out of it

in 115°

he still has to liter my yard

with muriatic acid

he probably didn't bring

n didn't buy the right sized kit for

$#0 amzn

this is a very expensive fix

if he fux it up

i know better than to touch it

urgh

gonna have to smoke n the house again

this family is a homeowner insurance nightmare

zero protective gear

just like daddy taught

what happens when we r careless with acidz n bases

ask my peniz

I'm sure itz a good one

no gloves

no glasses

all over the place

because hiz overpriced pvc

don't seal

some daze

the work for a local

bonded

legit

good ol boy

pool company

otherz...

meh...

90/10

a customer getz sued

before an employee like theze

have themselves an accident

a highway fatality

because their employees get high on the job

and thiz goodolboy

will find himself out of biz

and the homeowner

unable to get a home loan

because one must b able to insure a mortgaged home

and a poolman wil continue a line of bastard nairdowellz

because they will eat their own

to procure more dope

because it will b given to them

slash

they'll take it

and they will end as the mother

in pain

dying with opioid scriptz they cannot afford

with another generation of jukebox heroes n champagne supernovas

buuut

i could easily b mistaken

 

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And what’s with the cheezit she’s lights stuff

ooo I'll check

after i learned the mother dominatez genz typically

like my ex wife dominated and thoroughly routed my bank accounts

and a man has to ask

when a woman just has to say

something that sounds

like a muffled

help me

or

okay

please

don't



...

stop

if i got it right

engine n chainsaw background noise n all

amongst the cries n bids for escape

it just doesn't seem fair


and eq genetics lists specifically

who did the pitching

n who did the catching

so to speak

reliably

i had seen the profile of uk cheese

at least on leafly

these r one r two year old equilibrium seeds/strains

i stored poorly

they really know their poopoo

inho

and they only sell regular n give u double r more

so we don't bitch

when the cashier doesn't disclose

they're regular

every cross i have done with their stuff

coincidentally

has come out as hoped n usually better

i did not realize

i had a uk cheese descendant in my collection until recently

and i was just growin chem n diesel genz

because i hadn't before

sold plenty

but i don't actually like being high

since i was twenty

it's passé

and absolutely unproductive

i prefer culture Sharing

something new

so

i go my own way

I'm not here to get high

I'm here to solve a puzzle

nothing more

how

do i get my girl out of bed

sounds counterintuitive

well aware

this is well covered ground

trust me

and

how

may i b of service

and help more than the people under my own roof

just one

 

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so i humped what i wished to dust with medicinal perks

come to think of it

now that you've talked me through it

i should've fucked the female cheeselights

with the diesel n chem males

we will have to c

it is uk cheese

x northern lightz

g likes it

it's an awake

pain relieving buzz

and shez been smokin that n happy hour

like a crackhead

she just repaird

(poorly

i might add)

the ghetto sled ac

and spackled the windowz

n raked some shyt

n thatz just the last 24

opioids tweak her out

but there's no denyin

it's more than the opioids

i have every end of the genz n my little vat of trix

it doesn't impress me

yet

n none is fully cured

as to the cheese diesel n chemz

I'll just throw em in with everything else

figured I'd do more culling with this many strainz than usual

n with cloning at my fingertips

i can resnip restart n stall out

long as i need to

as more strainz cure

n i widdle my way slowly through the terpnoid maze

til i get to addressing

as to your original inquiry

re

what

is with

t
he cheez

northern lightz cross

by equilibrium genetics

their cbd glue tide

phenom cbd results

nice structure

nice budz

noted strength in strain

male added to size when it humped

reliably

put all the clinic snake oil to shame

and like a fool

used r gave r lost the seedz

i didn't think it worked for me

it absolutely did and my topicals peepz r well aware of itz absence

i tide it to dutch seed shopz ummm

alaskan thunderfuck

after the 30day

few more day few more day

ten day more even thanthat wait with damage n iffy freebiez i struggle with currently

it did exactly what i hoped

to a lesser degree

because it's obviously not 24/1

i need it i want it

i gotta have it

growin more

lickety split

what do u know

what have u heard

what do ya got

on cbg

hype

next shiny toy

staypowa

talk to me

 

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trying to catch up without another tangent

loss of focus n clarity

 

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And what’s with the cheezit she’s lights stuff

i believe thr rock likes em too

i believe they focus more on house strains- and

they don't ship

cali based

but they choose well

as the trendz go by

i spoke to them once

when i wasn't like this

asked them

about the future

the focused on sherberts n gelatos n the following yr

i don't do trendz

i go with what appealz to me

believe me

itz harder than it sounds

to not chase trendz

cause then EVERYONE else is growin

what ur not

n ur still curious

perhaps i should've put Bruce banner n 9 lb hammer

in the seed vat

sux

but

I'm pleased with my results

nevertheless

and it ain't a seed house

til they win a cup

n then-

everybody wantz it

on the top shelf

n bam

u have a seedhouse

or another breeder

launchend into the orbit

of possibility

we do this

i just work too hard to put a local price on

better bud n our sleep

than a compassionate clinic

with a whoppin black column

sold as a lie

to our peepz

fear of failure

confirmation of delusion

and

i ain't even exited my door to the land of all things that kill

yet

i am acutely shy

don't believe everything ya heer

 

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when u put all ur being into something

n someone is honest with us

n they don't like it

it's unimpressive

it's

complements to me

equally as tuff to take

as rejection

 

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ur like me today

i made u smile

if i make u frown

tomorrow

how should i feel

about that

u complent me to day

u raise the bar of expectation

u know how bad i feel

when i let someone down

 

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what if i fail

what if i fail

what

if

eye

fail

you

 

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figured if i turned myself in

word would get out

about multiple strains

didn't have it

fail

committed to sending out seeds

fail

 

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grew up with the fuzz

i used the excuse

who would care for my lovely g

I'm shy don't want the attention

and

hate to waste the manz time

someone probably needz help

n ur hi on pot

someone could die

 

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i had to find a detour

my own way

my

half way

sometimes

thingz take tictiktime

n we have to give the whirled

a n opportunity

to catch up

 

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and

depending on wolverine's road trip

he may pass right by

dod

ms sue

and

mosh

they may get their seedz

afterall

 

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only the sandz of time will tell

but

they do not speak to me

they never share their whispered little secrets

on the wind