THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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and sweet lovin

incredible

on thiz strain

I'm boiling thiz shyt n

 

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as i recall

everything equilibrium genetics

10/10

g says it relaxed her n heightened sexual sensitivity

very few strains do this

first one did it to me smokin it

and it's knocked up

i have virginz following

easiest war for me to arrest these effects with the detores

n roadz available to me

boil the shyt down now

leave half to cure entirely

and for future cocktails

will have the best of all words n before the rest finishes

will know when to arrest effects

best

I'll map it

 

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I'm thinking new thread

mad scientists' breakfast club of multiple cultivar experimentation

gotta shorten it up

educational n funny

exponential experimentation

curiosities

cave of cocktail wonerz

how to make Phoenix teardrops

i dunno

something catchy

not sure itd matter

i tend to alienate

 

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shytz like viagra

n fur chix two

john Henry's last project could've used sum of this

golden spike my ass

this thing was magnificent

cops would've thought i was assaulting my gurl with a rail spike

 

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even more awesome

fucked by cheeselightz

possibly addin medicinal use

but today's reading says the chix contribute the most

pretty psyched

spaced the last seedz from the other plant

same strain

putz me right to sleep

I'll destroy those seedz

no

just mark n store

no shortage of knock out strainz

never know

 

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how bout this

help us prove multiple cultivarz works

 

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prove or disprove

should say

 

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if the farm had an experimental area

id already b there

did i miss itor what

 

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one drop

would b there

 

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suck

the sound of cutting edge cannabis

acronym

memers r a bunch of cuckerz

suckerz

whatever

muthasukka

 

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oops

perhaps not

sex always sound good anyway

lets cec em up

cex

sex

nm

I'm retarded

 

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kinda figure i looked like this, yesterday, by the time i got to

tfallz just kiddin bout the 27.5 strainz

looks like frame 232 of the zapruder film

 

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Let’s cross red cheese to cheese nuts and call it red cheese nuts

cheese fumunda...

toe jam...

jock itch...

old growth...

tough sell in walmart

but at least they started slingin rosin presses like a pimp

 

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cester chito probably had a fiield day with jock itch

any relation to the commander n chief

perhaps just a distant relative to the strain

definitely a tougher sell at Walgreen's. shockingly they don't sell rosin presses.

and lemme tell ya another one

if i ever have to google jock itch again

it ain't my turn

i nearly lost my weinerz from last night

so to speak

if u can imagine

 

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I wish I could laugh at thatten times,
Look at this guys strains! Who in their right mind would spend money on these poly candy cane hybrids

 

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If you want crazy then you want buzzer77 lol
But he’s banned

we've met

i believe

stank nugz accessorizes the best though

make me wanna rethink my wardrobe

when he farts in his avatarz

i bet it sounds like a kazoo

I'm still pist i traded that kamikaze priceclub skateboard for my big brother's kazoo

swear if he'd have picked up a loose pile of doggy surprise n played with it

I'd have traded him for it

soab!

 

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This is what’s wrong with cannabis today, do you remeber when you had to be a badass to be in this game?

 

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If you want crazy then you want buzzer77 lol
But he’s banned

it's a badge of honor

u have to earn those whip stripes

420 is full of reporting douchebags

u don't like it

there's the door

try not to let it hitcha where the lord splitcha

am i right r am i right

u don't want em on ur thread

ignore em

it ain't rocket science

and as potheads n hippies n queerz r all about acceptance

i think they give homos flower children n rope smokerz a bad name

worse

i may b one of their best contributors

from the sidelines

that i have to risk stepn n2 the sunlight to do

and i ain't allowed on the property

ever

n that's a banning from like mmmm

maybe November 8th of 2019

when i wasn't so offensive

nor mental

yet

my episodes were nothing like this

some forks r virgins n pretend they never heard the fbomb

and that mary maggz wasn't in the whirlds oldest profession

so much for imperfect n unforgiven eh

if the word even exists

did their creator not have it n the plans

n if they're agnostic y b such dix

it ain't like i ding dong ditched em on a Saturday at nap time leaving trash on their pusherporch

while they were dos puñatas

know what i mean

i could care less what someone posts

just take me a minute to read it

it's all about the budporn

the land of oooos and ahhhs

and if u don't suck their

chotas n nothin more

they'll report n report til ur finally banned n drummed out the door

should never have traded for that kazoo

 

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This is what’s wrong with cannabis today, do you remeber when you had to be a badass to be in this game?

that would b prespare

i didn't get high til 89-90

probably 90

n then i sold n never got high

I've known all types

been a few of them

any badasses I've known were teddybears to me

known plenty of red banders

familiar with maximum security

and badasses

from my perspective

were teddybears or bloodied

n not by me

 

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I wish I could laugh at thatten times,
Look at this guys strains! Who in their right mind would spend money on these poly candy cane hybrids

it's a distance from the thai i would want

simply for my own personal prestige

had it grown it

but I've never had the pleasure of growing

much less smoking a thai

started as a kid

took a long hiatus

sold it plenty

grown intermittently

i missed out on a great era for pot

now

we're so far from the classics

when a strain is sooo far down the line

wolverine can attest to this

the man is a guardian of history

if it ain't yours

it ain't likely to b an f1 seed

ever seen multiplicity

focking sux that even if i could get a landrace strain today

it'd b soooo far down the line

copies of copies of copies

and seed addicts r in such a hurry to get the latest tech

when was the last time u didn't see multiple phenos

or get a nuanced buzz from a sister plant of a purchased seed/strain
grown in the same steaming pile of cow shyt

man i would love to find some plant in the wild

cept for all things that kill

n start over

sooo tired of reviews of strains with 7 different buzzes from "the same strain" and different clinics

u even grow buds the size they sell

how come u never get an opportunity to buy the samurai sword bud

because a clinic budtender with a god complex

would ruin it with mould r dry it out

unflush

unfinish

uncure...

I'd rather jerk off with my own poopoo

n know where it came from n who fucked it up

i notice cup winnerz

when i ordered strongest strains known to man

the seeds were immature

seems like the kiss of death

to a breeder

can't keep up

ain't the f1 that won the cup

n immediately ur so far from what was actually smoked

n then u fucked ur customers to keep up with demand n make ur millions

seems counterintuitive

I'd have waited

took me a long time to get the white

godfather og and ghost train haze

what's another month

to a grower