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THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

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pg 49 lemme catch up n smoke sum cheeselights diff choppychoppy if itz good i just locked up the genz with a bk bam better b good
 
Ok so I’m pulling into sprouts
And I see this lady with. Her trunk to her van open putting her last few bags into her van.
So I’m like ok going around her, normal people close there trunk before they push the cart to the coral but this lady sees I’m going around her and just bolts to the coral and almost hits my car.
I park and she’s pulling out of her spot and runs over the curve. I’m walking up to the front and she tells me I drive like an asshole, I responded “and your a Bit@$!” Two seconds later she almost gets side swiped by a truck for driving like an idiot. Instant Carma don’t fu@$ with a stoner!​
badass... and a teddybear bahaha ur prolly the gun show at 9 feet tall and all beard n zztopped and let er off with a warning I'd have asked her out i love a challenge n u should see some of the slap markz
 
lmfaooooooo #3 has been dying to use his entire vocabulary!!! r u single lmfaooo omg ur killin me ohhhh i can't lie money grubbing whore was an oc housewife to a lesser degree no kunta kinte wise just as bigga mememe money grubbing who... as i was... at the time yes we had the lipstick redhot mommymobile nisssn quest for longer than I'd like to admit was this angel sent from heaven u speak of just to .... mmmm I'm gonna lose my shyt... was she a platinum blonde size two with tits that could sink k19 if it weren't for the cast iron bra she probably spent some of that tryin to rescue the titanic ohhhh if she'd not laundered that but i digress did she seem hostile still
I wasn’t looking at it like that but now I am! I should have got back in my car and chased her down to let her know I just saved her life. What a cunt not even a thank you! I think she needs her head checked and I feel sorry for her kids. (Mini van equals kids @ home)
 
well if not ask er if she wants to fuk i do c the logic n ur plan B
 
i believe today makes 7 flat tires for larry the roofer in the last two weekz
 
i guess we beginning on the second truck now he had to walk four miles n the desert yesterday became in the town cheapside haulz water yup never heard of it have ya sigh cell phone.... still have another 6 flts before next chance of rain n we strart replacing the tires on hiz trailerz mostly though hez pist he has to come out of pocket for booze now i think we might pay for my cigarettes this week afterall
 
milf we put on this earth just to taunt me since birth hookerz not withstanding i mist bangin 35-45s because well know know no matter how pretty the look on the outside someone somewhere hates them just fuckn hatez em u never really get to know someone until u divorce them or they have halitosis so bad from wherever ur still erping two weeks later u r repulsed to the point of sympathy dryheaving every time u overheer another one of ur buddies went for the sure thing and knowz exactly why ur looking at him that way and the only mantra u can seem to utter izzzz
 
i knew i should've bought beer fuk cottonmouth i knew thiz would happen f m a!!!
 
holy shyt im cot up u guyz high yet semmz like cheeze which smellz worse than a chucky cheeze costumez ballsack just compounded n reset what we already had goin on here buckle upp fellaz we gettin hi i don't fucking have to work today lemme figure out something a surgeon general's warning should accompany know what i meen
 
and u sukkaz pay me to do thiz shyt anyway fuck i can see o this wuz personal urgh farm hulk... displeased
 
fuk !¡ eye kant c! if i use the sea word it could b bac because fuk! eyem blynd! don't cage me! please... don't cage me.... i smoked the wong won ummmmm is iz thiz cyrillic too eweeee fma in im blind ummmm ok so thez r my thoughts i fukn fly fuk! FUK! HEZ PUKIN ON ME!!! FUK! GETEM AWARD AWA! FUK!!! UMMM OOPs sorry ummm ummm if i just locked in the main event of thd that chfuk! chem4glue... ummm ummmm O SORRY UMMM... WITH MY SPIN ON IT omybad again ... ... ... FUCKKKKK! ummmm ummm FuKKK ME IIIZZZ! lord help me babyelvizjezus Fukkk! anyway I'm naming itz lovchild pablito escobarD
 
no wait that was aj's keep forgetting to try that FUKKK! breathe breathe FUCKKKK! ummm no. i just wanted to try a chem
 
nobody's said anything to me

obviously it's neither policy nor personal and here is what we leaned
while i wasn't being singled out n targeted as an American with a disability 😁
 

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