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The DEA and the Texas Rancher

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The DEA and the Texas Rancher

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DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."



Gault says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.


The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Gault. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "


Gault nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.


With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get " Horned " before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Gault throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


" Your badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"
 
Nice.....I think in Texas you can shoot even the DEA if the go on your ranch...ranchers justice trumps...lol

It's the ATF ya better watch out for down there..they have nicer guns

Tex
 
That bull would probably be effective border patrol. Better at least than all those redneck volunteers staking out Taco Bell.
 
when I was in my early 20's my cousin and I grew on the backside of the cow's watering hole on the family dairy farm,with great success.As long as we whistled We're off to see the Wizard really loud,they would ignore us.No bullshit!
 
too funny!!! i actually had cops at my house one night a 3am cause my neighbor's bull broke out and was standing in the road in from of my house... nothing any mollasses coated grain couldn't fix though
 
Thats definitely one ill be sharing with other people Mane
 
Great way to start the morning a good joke a cup a coffee and a fatty. Thanx for sharing it with us
 
Lol, that was a good one.........."SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE".......lol.
 
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