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[Ninjadogma]

Im shopping for an on demand water heater for my coffee bar. Because living alone in your middle ages is God damn awesome.
Kids all grown, good with the ex, making good money and I can do whatever I want at last.

I bought a Ninja coffee maker. It'll brew you a single cup of coffee in 3 minutes... Only 2 minutes if you don't want to wait for the dripping to stop. It has an adapter to use pods too. But if you really want fresh ground, fresh brewed coffee at the press of a button, get a Jura Impressa.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Real coffee requires an aluminum percolator from 1973 and a fire pit at deer camp.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I bought a Ninja coffee maker. It'll brew you a single cup of coffee in 3 minutes... Only 2 minutes if you don't want to wait for the dripping to stop. It has an adapter to use pods too. But if you really want fresh ground, fresh brewed coffee at the press of a button, get a Jura Impressa.

I bought a press to separate flower from oil. Works like a charm

I keep an extra coffee cup on the maker so when the water flow becomes drops I take the full cup and replace with the extra cup to catch the drops

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[Ninjadogma]

Some shots around the yard with the new camera.

The young adults section.

The kids' table. Gelato and Hemp the cubes just went in the dirt yesterday, give em a minute to get their color.

The adolescents. They were abused when they were younger but are working out their issues through therapy.

My Ice Cream Cake grandmother, originally rooted in 2024, going into week 3 of the flip and stretching up and out.

Grape Pie monstered plants flowering.

The infirmary. This one had a hard micronute crash during the reset. She experienced full blown chlorosis, throwing white tops crowned with hard mag burn. The hormone woes are in the rear view and she's throwing normal veg now.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Good morning farm....

 

[Ninjadogma]

Someone threw out the term, "Necro bump" for an old dead thread that someone posted on, and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Putthataway]

Someone threw out the term, "Necro bump" for an old dead thread that someone posted on, and I couldn't stop laughing.

That was me!

 

[Putthataway]

I woke up at 5am this morning. Not because I wanted to. The dreaded low 9 volt smoke detector chirp. It’s annoying and it freaks my dogs out. From the looks of it I only changed one battery of the six the last time they went out. These batteries have a no trash bin logo on them on a zinc carbon battery. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?????
A related story to this. My smoke detectors like to have the battery failure at like 2 am. It’s either the heat or cold then chirp! You are supposed to replace them every ten years. So I wake up one morning to the detectors going off. They won’t stop it’s like 3am and I have every one removed and there’s still something chirping in the ceiling. I replaced every one. Out of the six there was one that wouldn’t stop chirping without a 9volt or power to it, eventually it started making noise like a slow talking person. Take a look at a smoke detector there is a layer that you can’t look at with a warning don’t open it.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I woke up at 5am this morning. Not because I wanted to. The dreaded low 9 volt smoke detector chirp. It’s annoying and it freaks my dogs out. From the looks of it I only changed one battery of the six the last time they went out. These batteries have a no trash bin logo on them on a zinc carbon battery. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?????
A related story to this. My smoke detectors like to have the battery failure at like 2 am. It’s either the heat or cold then chirp! You are supposed to replace them every ten years. So I wake up one morning to the detectors going off. They won’t stop it’s like 3am and I have every one removed and there’s still something chirping in the ceiling. I replaced every one. Out of the six there was one that wouldn’t stop chirping without a 9volt or power to it, eventually it started making noise like a slow talking person. Take a look at a smoke detector there is a layer that you can’t look at with a warning don’t open it.

Always the way goin off at 2:00am down here they are hard wired into the house with a backup battery so ya can’t even smash em off the ceiling which used to be my go to at 2:00am

 

[Ninjadogma]

Always the way goin off at 2:00am down here they are hard wired into the house with a backup battery so ya can’t even smash em off the ceiling which used to be my go to at 2:00am

LMAO I have smashed the 10 year ones to pieces and they still chirped for a little while longer. I took the one in the downstairs bedroom off because I kept setting it off every time I took a vape hit in the middle of the night.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

LMAO I have smashed the 10 year ones to pieces and they still chirped for a little while longer. I took the one in the downstairs bedroom off because I kept setting it off every time I took a vape hit in the middle of the night.

That reminds me we used to have a battery charger that kept beeping in the shed well me n the young bloke got on the piss smashed it into a hundred pieces said that sorted it walked away and beeeeeep it went

 

[Ninjadogma]

A few weeks ago I had made a comment that if your clones don't root don't take it personal, sometimes it's just the plant. Here's a classic example. I had two quick rooters. Gelato and Cherry Wine Hemp. Like super quick! I did a cutting in rockwool and a cutting in dirt for each plant. Those 2 rooted both in the cube and dirt. The other two, exact same conditions, neither the cube or the dirt have gone exploring yet. Mothers Milk on the left and Blueberry Hash Plant on the right. Not out of the game, but taking their sweet ass time. I'm 12 days in now. Previously I had some fails with an Ice Cream Cake pheno. That was because mom wasn't really dialed for cloning at the time, she had auxin curl and yoyo-ing EC. I fixed her and after that everything rooted fine. So if you run into fails, try a nitrogen forward feeding with some micronute support and let it kick in. Then see how it goes with some fresh cuts.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

WHATEVER THIS IS... IT SENT ME!


REALLY good Mango Notes and heavy Indica

Got it for FREE

 

[JIMKSI64]

WHATEVER THIS IS... IT SENT ME!


REALLY good Mango Notes and heavy Indica

Got it for FREE
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Was it free from an off white van with " free vapes " stenciled on the side?
Cause run!

 

[Ninjadogma]

Was it free from an off white van with " free vapes " stenciled on the side?
Cause run!

I've accumulated enough points from my regular go to dispensary to score a few free vapes. That's all I get there these days. I grow my own for smoke and edibles and I don't even need those $17 ounces anymore for making edibles. It's gonna take me months just to finish the infused cream brick in the freezer.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

4-pound crappie on Chickamauga Lake stuns veteran anglers​

Anthony Mondo is a hardcore bass angler. In fact, when we spoke on the phone he was on his way to be a spectator for the famed Bassmaster Classic in Knoxville. But we weren't talking bass. I wanted to hear the details of an incredible crappie catch Mondo made on Chickamauga Lake.
HORRY SHEET!

 

[Florida_Mike]

I woke up at 5am this morning. Not because I wanted to. The dreaded low 9 volt smoke detector chirp. It’s annoying and it freaks my dogs out. From the looks of it I only changed one battery of the six the last time they went out. These batteries have a no trash bin logo on them on a zinc carbon battery. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?????
A related story to this. My smoke detectors like to have the battery failure at like 2 am. It’s either the heat or cold then chirp! You are supposed to replace them every ten years. So I wake up one morning to the detectors going off. They won’t stop it’s like 3am and I have every one removed and there’s still something chirping in the ceiling. I replaced every one. Out of the six there was one that wouldn’t stop chirping without a 9volt or power to it, eventually it started making noise like a slow talking person. Take a look at a smoke detector there is a layer that you can’t look at with a warning don’t open it.

When I was in my early teens, our house caught fire at around 3 a.m. There was so much smoke in the place we had to crawl to get out. Everybody made it out except my big sister, who would’ve been maybe 16 or 17 at the time.

The firemen got there in about 10 minutes. Smoke was rolling out of the soffits, but there was no obvious fire anywhere. Two of them geared up, went inside with air tanks on, dragging a 1.5" brush hose behind them. After what felt like forever, maybe 3 or 4 minutes in real time, they came back out carrying my unconscious sister... and a hockey puck.

Naturally, we thought she had smoke inhalation.

Nope.

Turns out sis had come home drunk off her ass, thrown an 18" frozen pizza in the oven, box and all, and passed out cold. That hockey puck was what was left of the pizza.

They loaded her into the ambulance, put her on oxygen, and hit her with smelling salts. She woke up coughing and gagging, farted twice, pissed herself, and puked all over my mom and the two volunteer ambulance guys and the back of the rig.

All 4 of them came flying out of that ambulance gagging, puking, and tripping over themselves. By then there were probably 30 people standing around, and once they started puking, a bunch of the crowd started gagging and puking too.

I ain’t shitting you, it turned into the Lard Ass barf-o-rama scene from the movie Stand by Me.

âï¸ Barf-O-Rama

60 seconds · Clipped by Florida Mike · Original video "Stand By Me | Best Scenes | CineStream" by CineClips

youtube.com

Me and my big brother were rolling around on the ground laughing our asses off.

The house smelled like smoke for months after that. Sis was grounded for life. My brother and I got a week each.

All in all, a small price to pay.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Someone threw out the term, "Necro bump" for an old dead thread that someone posted on, and I couldn't stop laughing.

There's something seriously wrong with you and that's the reason we're friends

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

When I was in my early teens, our house caught fire at around 3 a.m. There was so much smoke in the place we had to crawl to get out. Everybody made it out except my big sister, who would’ve been maybe 16 or 17 at the time.

The firemen got there in about 10 minutes. Smoke was rolling out of the soffits, but there was no obvious fire anywhere. Two of them geared up, went inside with air tanks on, dragging a 1.5" brush hose behind them. After what felt like forever, maybe 3 or 4 minutes in real time, they came back out carrying my unconscious sister... and a hockey puck.

Naturally, we thought she had smoke inhalation.

Nope.

Turns out sis had come home drunk off her ass, thrown an 18" frozen pizza in the oven, box and all, and passed out cold. That hockey puck was what was left of the pizza.

They loaded her into the ambulance, put her on oxygen, and hit her with smelling salts. She woke up coughing and gagging, farted twice, pissed herself, and puked all over my mom and the two volunteer ambulance guys and the back of the rig.

All 4 of them came flying out of that ambulance gagging, puking, and tripping over themselves. By then there were probably 30 people standing around, and once they started puking, a bunch of the crowd started gagging and puking too.

I ain’t shitting you, it turned into the Lard Ass barf-o-rama scene from the movie Stand by Me.

âï¸ Barf-O-Rama

60 seconds · Clipped by Florida Mike · Original video "Stand By Me | Best Scenes | CineStream" by CineClips

youtube.com

Me and my big brother were rolling around on the ground laughing our asses off.

The house smelled like smoke for months after that. Sis was grounded for life. My brother and I got a week each.

All in all, a small price to pay.

And the moral of the story is? If you ever get that fked up go lay down

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Was it free from an off white van with " free vapes " stenciled on the side?
Cause run!