Did u watch "this is england 90,s" last night?no neither did i.i was to busy watchin "this is crap scotland 2015" live oot ma windea.2 auld biddies were stood at the bus stop disagreeing about wich butcher sells the best steak pie. "No no Caskies geez yi the wan wi the sausages through it"the other goes "its a steak pie i want no a sausage pie"
so i shouts oot the windea "Haw auld yin,mon up here and i,ll sort yi some sausage pie on the house"
She gave me the "gerrit up yi " sign and hopped on the bus.