The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[RobbieP]

random question ?
Why is a blow job not called a suck job ?

 

[Limonene]

Bunch o yuppies....do gooders. Cant stand rhat self righteous bs. Too stuck up to have a lil fun....more worried about lookin cool

i grow with organic home brewed tea, no additives but last week i sniffed an ounce of coke from my boyfriends barse

 

[G gnome]

random question ?
Why is a blow job not called a suck job ?

Didnt think i was gonna haveta teach u bout the birds and the bees


Well son......

 

[mancdank]

So u did it?

And now we know who took him into the woods :)

 

[Limonene]

the barse is what i call the area between my ball and arse

 

[R3LaX]

random question ?
Why is a blow job not called a suck job ?

That's a good Q...maybe cuz the person that came up with it was looking from the side n saw the dick pushing up against the inside of the cheek which made it look like she was blowing a balloon?

 

[G gnome]

i grow with organic home brewed tea, no additives but last week i sniffed an ounce of coke from my boyfriends barse

I dont wanna hurt animals im a vaegan but im withering away from malnutrition

 

[Limonene]

And now we know who took him into the woods :)

bro stop acting like it was rape. we cuddled and shit.

 

[RobbieP]

random question ?
Why is a blow job not called a suck job ?

im guessing the 1st bird to do it was blonde lol

 

[ghettogrower]

All your fancy french cooking and that...u canna beat a good beans n sausages on toast fookin bostin almost forgot to take a snap greedy cunt

 

[mittenmedgrow]

All your fancy french cooking and that...u canna beat a good beans n sausages on toast fookin bostin almost forgot to take a snap greedy cunt View attachment 569862

Nice plate

 

[R3LaX]

That's it I'm doing my world famous dish..2 packs of noodles,tuna n fried eggs

 

[G gnome]

Nice plate

U fucker....u stole my bit

 

[Limonene]

All your fancy french cooking and that...u canna beat a good beans n sausages on toast fookin bostin almost forgot to take a snap greedy cunt View attachment 569862

fucking hell mate did u get that plate from great aunty ethel?

 

[Limonene]

fucking hell mate did u get that plate from great aunty ethel?

is it your inheritance? is it valuable?

 

[G gnome]

That's it I'm doing my world famous dish..2 packs of noodles,tuna n fried eggs

So the rumors are true....irish food really does suck or blow or whatever ya wanna call it haha

 

[RobbieP]

right well its nearly 9.45pm so far today we have insulted the americans , french , hermies , trannies , blondes , women , gypsies , pikeys , eqyptians , the royal family , postal service ...... whats next then ?

 

[G gnome]

right well its nearly 9.45pm so far today we have insulted the americans , french , hermies , trannies , blondes , women , gypsies , pikeys , eqyptians , the royal family , postal service ...... whats next then ?

Ooh ooh lets do the blacks ....ill go first....in the words of the late great biggie smalls.....either u slangin crack rock or u got a wicked jump shot

 

[TheHulk11]

right well its nearly 9.45pm so far today we have insulted the americans , french , hermies , trannies , blondes , women , gypsies , pikeys , eqyptians , the royal family , postal service ...... whats next then ?

Fuck cats, cats are cunts !

 

[mancdank]

right well its nearly 9.45pm so far today we have insulted the americans , french , hermies , trannies , blondes , women , gypsies , pikeys , eqyptians , the royal family , postal service ...... whats next then ?

Ffs don't mention cheese