The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[Limonene]

That comment cost midnight sparkle a foot.

 

[G gnome]

That comment cost midnight sparkle a foot.

I know u already posted it.
I guess us Americans will never understand soccer

 

[Limonene]

Firstly American football is a gay version of rugby.
Secondly - yes 90% of most football games are boring as fuck.
Thirdly- I've just created a new toy called midnight mutilation.

 

[G gnome]

Maybe u shud watch an American football ball game.

Midnight mutilation? Talk about gau

 

[NFT]

American arrogance.

Ignorance :)

i prefer the one about Lego that Americans have difficulties with
two pieces/blocks of Lego aren't Legos they're still Lego

 

[Papa Indica]

Firstly American football is a gay version of rugby.

Agreed. All the pussy-ass rules that they've got in the NFL drive me nuts. I don't care for watching it myself anyway, my wife and my son that's still living with us do. If I get stuck watching it I laugh like hell every time the home team fucks up. And last night was a great one for that!
I'm an asshole.

 

[Toaster79]

For fucks sake you crazy cunts. I'm away for a week and you manage to stamp 20+ pages :puke2:

Who's gonna read all that shit. For sure not me!

Well whats up ladys?! How's everyone been?

+++++Vibes brothers and sisters

 

[Saerimmner]

The gay version. ..

American football is the girls/gay version of Rugby lmao

First of all they play with pads. Women wear pads.
Secondly they wouldnt last a minute in rugby.
Thirdly, every time there is contact in the game, there is a 5 minute pause.
Fourth, its boring to watch.

 

[happy b]

American football is the girls/gay version of Rugby lmao

First of all they play with pads. Women wear pads.
Secondly they wouldnt last a minute in rugby.
Thirdly, every time there is contact in the game, there is a 5 minute pause.
Fourth, its boring to watch.

6th the rules make no sense

 

[Limonene]

I think we are onto something here;
1) Americans wear helmets and pads to play football - quite gay.
2)Americans act macho to cover their vulnerability - gay.
3) Americans carry guns to protect themselves from the British - who like to fight with beer bottles - very very gay.

 

[G gnome]

I think we are onto something here;
1) Americans wear helmets and pads to play football - quite gay.
2)Americans act macho to cover their vulnerability - gay.
3) Americans carry guns to protect themselves from the British - who like to fight with beer bottles - very very gay.

The only thing thats scares me about the English is u fuckers drive on the wrong side of the road

 

[G gnome]

Rugby makes no sense

 

[Toaster79]

The only thing thats scares me about the English is u fuckers drive on the wrong side of the road

I was always wondering, when do they change the lanes when they drive to France? I mean they sink on the wrong side of the road and emerge on the right side. Or do they?

 

[tricky]

Rugby makes no sense

thats cos you'r gay and rugby is a mans game !

 

[G gnome]

thats cos you'r gay and rugby is a mans game !

Ill kick ur ass ol man!!!

Ive broken multiple bones olayin football. Real football that is.

 

[G gnome]

I was always wondering, when do they change the lanes when they drive to France? I mean they sink on the wrong side of the road and emerge on the right side. Or do they?

Ur raisin a good question

 

[tricky]

Ill kick ur ass ol man!!!

you would be sorry ..... i know fu cku

 

[G gnome]

you would be sorry ..... i know fu cku

Ok ok i give

 

[tricky]

I was always wondering, when do they change the lanes when they drive to France? I mean they sink on the wrong side of the road and emerge on the right side. Or do they?

most brits don't go there lol so its not a prob

 

[Toaster79]

most brits don't go there lol so its not a prob

So only the suicidal ones are leaving the island? :opps: