The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[G gnome]

 

[ghettogrower]

Nice what strains that then? Nice flecks of purp

 

[G gnome]

Nice what strains that then? Nice flecks of purp

I call that one...."tranny panties"

 

[Trickiebush]

Oh I remember because of the smell. . But I'm sure you never gave us an answer how you know what tranny panties smell like.. im thinking rotten meat with lingering hint of Gillette shave foam...

 

[ghettogrower]

Well tranny panties looks good lol..no hidden surprises I hope

 

[G gnome]

Well tranny panties looks good lol..no hidden surprises I hope

Herms all over the shop!!

 

[Desertboy]

Oh I'll give ur sister something

My sister is 15 years older than me (I'm 40), lives on a council estate, is 20 stone in weight and has 5 kids, 2 of them by a different father so I think she should be perfect for you R3LaX :)

 

[Desertboy]

Well tranny panties looks good lol..no hidden surprises I hope

I wouldn't think so she has 5 kids lol one of her kids is only 4 years younger than me :)

 

[R3LaX]

Dammit she's out of my league

 

[Limonene]

My sister is 15 years older than me (I'm 40), lives on a council estate, is 20 stone in weight and has 5 kids, 2 of them by a different father so I think she should be perfect for you R3LaX :)

where do i sign up?

 

[Desertboy]

I sorted her present just got the find the drill and holesaws :)

 

[Limonene]

If she gets out of breath going upstairs then she's definitely my type

 

[Trickiebush]

Fuck going upstairs. .. I like a girl who can barely make it through the doorway without her knickers round her white stilettos. ....

 

[Desertboy]

Fuck going upstairs. .. I like a girl who can barely make it through the doorway without her knickers round her white stilettos. ....

Cos she shat herself :)

 

[Trickiebush]

Cos she shat herself :)

That my girl... marking her territory. ..mmmm

 

[tricky]

fk she sounds classy !

 

[Desertboy]

fk she sounds classy !

Would be ideal for you to get together then you can have 11 kids between you imagine the free money lol.

I know my sister does, although I am a bit harsh she does work full time but she also learned how to milk the system.

Her next door neighbour cracks me up she has 8 kids and only 2 of them have the same father and 2 of them she doesn't know who the father is lol.

She does not give a fuck either she's proper class ;)

Only one of her kids is black so she's actually considered posh for her area :)

Good old middle UK we have a better class of scum :)

 

[ghettogrower]

Sounds like a right little cherub

 

[Desertboy]

Sounds like a right little cherub

I could see if the neighbour has a sister with 4 kids or less that way you know she's only 18 :)

 

[Desertboy]

Shout very slowly and loudly until they understand normally.......

Ahh you're that kind of English person Abroad!

Exactly like me :)

Also make stupid hand signals that no one understands

When I went Poland my friend told me that you say
Tear Yestesh Baadzoor wadner (Spelling wrong of course lol) to ask for a beer
on the last day in Poland I found out it means you are very beautiful lol no wonder the bar men gave me funny looks before giving me a beer :)