ChairmanFester
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“Now class, here we see young Timmy’s idea of a workspace—a tabletop bravely balanced atop a pair of paint cans. Ingenious? Perhaps. Sensible? Well… not quite. While those cans may look sturdy, they weren’t designed to hold heavy loads, sharp tools, or Timmy’s full enthusiasm for getting things done. One good bump, and—oh dear!—down it all goes.”
“Remember, boys and girls, shortcuts can lead to long walks to the nurse’s office. A proper table stands on proper legs, not yesterday’s leftovers from the paint closet. Let’s save the paint cans for painting, and keep our work surfaces steady, safe, and right where they belong—on the ground, not on a wobble!”
“Remember, boys and girls, shortcuts can lead to long walks to the nurse’s office. A proper table stands on proper legs, not yesterday’s leftovers from the paint closet. Let’s save the paint cans for painting, and keep our work surfaces steady, safe, and right where they belong—on the ground, not on a wobble!”