So there is cum on the bed? Seems like this guy noah speak good in gliss.
Reading the ad and seeing his phone number makes me want to prank call him sooo bad. Play some total pervert on the phone, begging for a cum stained mattress. When he answers confusedly and tells me the mattress is "like new", I'd tell him I'd give him an extra $50 if there IS cum on the mattress. Would make for great Jerky Boys entertainment!