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[Captspaulding]

So the starter went out on the wife at work the other night. So I'm off to the indian casino to fix a beater in the parking lot. 20 dollar Walmart tool set pair of pliers and a screwdriver.

There's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

What year? Stuck magneto in the solenoid? Hit that shit with a hammer to get it unstuck.

 

[Captspaulding]

In my living room above the couch.
Kermit got really high, and started to act like a dick. Animal had to pull out the ww2 carcano and handle shit.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

In my living room above the couch.
Kermit got really high, and started to act like a dick. Animal had to pull out the ww2 carcano and handle shit.

You have some cool shit in your home Capn it’s certainly I place I could c myself sitting in gettin high af

 

[Captspaulding]

You have some cool shit in your home Capn it’s certainly I place I could c myself sitting in gettin high af

Oh it’s suitable to most of our needs for sure. My crib is all weird shit everywhere.
Most dig it.
Come through!

 

[Dadman86]

What year? Stuck magneto in the solenoid? Hit that shit with a hammer to get it unstuck.

Yup I tapped it start twice. The woman had no idea what I was telling her to do.
05 Taurus. 160 bucks 25 core charge. Got the kids pizza and a box of wraps. She parked right on a ice chunk. I'm a soggy bottom boy now.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yup I tapped it start twice. The woman had no idea what I was telling her to do.
05 Taurus. 160 bucks 25 core charge. Got the kids pizza and a box of wraps. She parked right on a ice chunk. I'm a soggy bottom boy now.

When John Goodman plays frog baseball
I fucking died.

I’m a dapper Dan man. No doubt

 

[Dadman86]

When John Goodman plays frog baseball
I fucking died.

I’m a dapper Dan man. No doubt

I don't want no damn fop!

 

[Captspaulding]

1000 plus is only if you supplement CO2

I’ve checked before random, have had as high as 1700 without it…the whole time in flower.
They were beast too.
Coulda cranked back and got close to the same result I’m sure now that you mention it .

 

[Captspaulding]

Out here having a cig with the sleeping hell bitch. I have separation anxiety
Have to come see her at least 1 time a day.
It’s not weird at all

Especially when my wife finds me passed out inside of it. Only chick she ok with

It’s been known to happen once or twice

 

[Rama777]

Out here having a cig with the sleeping hell bitch. I have separation anxiety
Have to come see her at least 1 time a day.
It’s not weird at all

Especially when my wife finds me passed out inside of it. Only chick she ok with

It’s been known to happen once or twice

Damn she’s good lookin’!!

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn she’s good lookin’!!

God I know it. I can’t wait for the end of February. It’s tough having a real bad jones for something and you can’t do shit about it.
Saaaaight tho. Winter prep, then it’s wheels up, and folks hate me

 

[MEGA956]

Out here having a cig with the sleeping hell bitch. I have separation anxiety
Have to come see her at least 1 time a day.
It’s not weird at all

Especially when my wife finds me passed out inside of it. Only chick she ok with

It’s been known to happen once or twice

Tight whip!

 

[Dadman86]

Out here having a cig with the sleeping hell bitch. I have separation anxiety
Have to come see her at least 1 time a day.
It’s not weird at all

Especially when my wife finds me passed out inside of it. Only chick she ok with

It’s been known to happen once or twice

Damn that's a cold ass piece captain!

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn that's a cold ass piece captain!

Cold for now. Let me get that heat soak in her

Thanks only folks who don’t love the car, are the ones who lose to it

 

[Captspaulding]

Tight whip!

Come and try to grab this stack of hundos off the dash.

Ain’t happening
Thanks brother.
Your plants are fucking killing the game right now man. I seent em

 

[Dadman86]

Cold for now. Let me get that heat soak in her

Thanks only folks who don’t love the car, are the ones who lose to it

I like fixing cars. I'm pretty decent at it. I've had a lot beaters alot of practice. I'm going to school in August automotive technician. Haines manuals and cheap tools has gotten me pretty far. I want to know what everything does now and make money.

 

[Rama777]

I like fixing cars. I'm pretty decent at it. I've had a lot beaters alot of practice. I'm going to school in August automotive technician. Haines manuals and cheap tools has gotten me pretty far. I want to know what everything does now and make money.

Good ol’ Haines manuals! I only like working on old cars. I had an 84 300D that was a joy to tinker with. Then I did a crazy town road trip through Africa with a 79 300D, no turbo. I don’t know how that car got me through that freak journey but those old Mercedes were so freaking easy to work on. I need another one. Only model of car I truly enjoy to work on. Diesel for life..

 

[Mikedin]

Listen through it… tell me he’s wrong

 

[Captspaulding]

I like fixing cars. I'm pretty decent at it. I've had a lot beaters alot of practice. I'm going to school in August automotive technician. Haines manuals and cheap tools has gotten me pretty far. I want to know what everything does now and make money.

The world need mechanics always.
Not all heros wear capes. But grease (paint)

 

[Rama777]

The world need mechanics always.
Not all heros wear capes. But grease (paint)

That is for damn sure! I hold my mechanics in the absolute highest regard..