Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[dankfrank83]

You know those vacuum toilets they have on boats and trains and such? My dad told me when I was 5 or 6 that he knew a guy who worked with maintenance on those toilets. He said that every week someone has flushed the toilet while still sitting on it. By doing so the vacuum has completely emptied the human and left in just the skin of the person and the clothes and stuff.
He had such a straight face and we never spoke about it again.

I believed in this for quite some time. So long that it was my girlfriend who took my hand and walked with me a bit and told me the truth when we were on a cruise with her parents and I brought it up.

 

[Captspaulding]

You know those vacuum toilets they have on boats and trains and such? My dad told me when I was 5 or 6 that he knew a guy who worked with maintenance on those toilets. He said that every week someone has flushed the toilet while still sitting on it. By doing so the vacuum has completely emptied the human and left in just the skin of the person and the clothes and stuff.
He had such a straight face and we never spoke about it again.

I believed in this for quite some time. So long that it was my girlfriend who took my hand and walked with me a bit and told me the truth when we were on a cruise with her parents and I brought it up.

There is also a south park episode about that too. Jesus hahaha.

 

[dankfrank83]

Especially legos, match box cars a few Ticonderoga pencils and that doily from grannies table…….

I’ve seen some shit man.

It's been a while now, but I used to see stuff like my socks in the dogs shit. I love the stupid mutt, but that he is My moron

 

[Captspaulding]

Ok, I’m going to go and feed the chillrins
Feed days are a hootenanny

 

[dankfrank83]

There is also a south park episode about that too. Jesus hahaha.

Is there? Shit, I haven't seen Southpark in 20 years.

 

[Captspaulding]

It's been a while now, but I used to see stuff like my socks in the dogs shit. I love the stupid mutt, but that he is My moron

He won the war at the end of the day. Bet he doesnt repeat offend.

 

[Captspaulding]

Is there? Shit, I haven't seen Southpark in 20 years.

 

[dankfrank83]

He won the war at the end of the day. Bet he doesnt repeat offend.

Eeh.. He does. He's an anarchist, but what can you do? He had a rough life before I found him so some screws lose and mystery genetics. I just... love him. Thanks to our hobby I can find an oasis pretty much anywhere

 

[dankfrank83]

He's been a pup for 11 years, lol, just bigger and stronger. Maybe that Mexican guy Ceasars could whisper him something for an Oz.

 

[dankfrank83]

Brilliant stuff

 

[Rama777]

My 5 relatively distinct Cali blues phenos. Love me some variation!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

you say you don’t, you bs about picking your nose too.

gotta know if the diet is legit right?
I mean cmon, stoooop we all do doo it

looking at a turd and measuring the turd...


Two very different things

 

[Captspaulding]

My 5 relatively distinct Cali blues phenos. Love me some variation!



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Pack of varmints

 

[Captspaulding]

looking at a turd and measuring the turd...


Two very different things

Touche’
but with modern tech, I’m sure there is a application for taking measurement's off of proportional items in the image adjacent the fecal matter in question. If we can get away clean, I say fire up that app, blow your own mind, be a team player.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Touche’
but with modern tech, I’m sure there is a application for taking measurement's off of proportional items in the image adjacent the fecal matter in question. If we can get away clean, I say fire up that app, blow your own mind, be a team player.

Maybe if every turd was the same density lmao.

 

[Captspaulding]

Maybe if every turd was the same density lmao.

Ah so it’s a weight game too eh?
Thought this was exclusively a length x width
Equation.

This changes things dramatically. That means taffy eaters have a chance to compete.

 

[Captspaulding]

My 5 relatively distinct Cali blues phenos. Love me some variation!



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These are mine atm. Two in the front have been pinned out, one in the back has a few clips. They are riding nice in veg now. by the time they get into flower, they will be more than ready. I missed running this more than I knew. It’s dynamic.

 

[Captspaulding]

Nice red velvet gojo.

 

[BearWater]

Ah so it’s a weight game too eh?
Thought this was exclusively a length x width
Equation.

This changes things dramatically. That means taffy eaters have a chance to compete.

Us growers and non showers are into this new rule!

 

[Captspaulding]

Kush mints