Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[Captspaulding]

I do it all the time. It's a good carbon filter in there buzzing anyway, why not

Oh yeah. That too? Hahahaha

 

[BB22]

 

[Stokes]

Anyone know a legit source for ladybugs in the states? I got scammed on eBay. Fucker printed a shipping label, never shipped it. Now he’s no longer a seller. Had to open up a dispute.

I ordered some off amazon once and i got atleast 3/4 of them were alive. I pretty much blast chemicals now. Fuck it. Its either smoke them or eat them anymore.

 

[Stokes]

I proudly present to you nl5 plant D harvest . This one I believe was the middle one if you have been following along. Three jars and almost 3 hours trimming.View attachment 2164000View attachment 2164001View attachment 2164002

Isnt northern lights and skunk lines intermingled somewhere? Or am i just making that shit up

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Yo, that metaphor fits perfectly, dope i say, dope indeed

You want dope metaphors, Celph Titled from Army of the Pharaohs says “burn more white widow smoke, than an old folks home on fire”

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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Fuck The job! I don’t live here to work!
Bud light needs to bring back the real men of genius Comercial’s and salute this man

 

[Mikedin]

“The wheat 100”


Slow down zeke!

Whoa we have a certified barn raiser folks,
Oh, the leader has stopped to fix a broken 2x4 on the outer rail? So like jebadiah to rub it in everyone’s face.

I wonder if they had to give up the trophy and medal before they went home, no jewelry allowed back at the parish

 

[dankfrank83]

I'm pretty sure there was a "WeedBeDone" spell in one of the Harry Potter movies.

 

[Gmix]

 

[dankfrank83]

Good morning everyone

 

[Gmix]

Good morning everyone

lol simple things please simple minds I just found the playback speed button x 2 it’s made me laugh

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[BB22]

 

[Asmodeus]

Good morning farm!

 

[Gmix]

lol simple things please simple minds I just found the playback speed button x 2 it’s made me laugh

The funny side of it was AirPlaying it on my tv haha

 

[Captspaulding]

Good morning farm!
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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Variety is the spice of life, that’s why I shop at the dispensary and the seed companies at the same time. I’m on the never ending quest to find something new or rediscover something old (nothing wrong with getting back to the routes of all these hybrids). I hope that I never find the one . Cannabis is kinda like a river, in that it’s constantly changing and it’s never the same strain “for me” day after day. Always different and always enjoyable. View attachment 2164634
INZANE INDA MEMBRANE PHENO #3

theres no such thing as "the 1" when it comes to cannabis plants. At least not until i discover a sativa dominant *perennial* cannabis plant capable of growing back starting where it left off after fall harvest, testing over 30%, and gives zero anxiety if smoked on too heavily by a neurotic individual such as my self.

And once i spend a couple weeks or so smoking on it, Im going to want something else, anything else.
F1's ftw lmao.

I ordered some off amazon once and i got atleast 3/4 of them were alive. I pretty much blast chemicals now. Fuck it. Its either smoke them or eat them anymore.

ive used lady bugs before.


These days i just use a pyrethrin/permethrin concentrate to make some spray with RO water in a pump sprayer. And i hit my girlies once a week or so and stop once they start to go into flower. Neem oil causes scorching if sunlight hits it on a leaf outside. Ladybugs disperse, and every other easily obtainable pesticide is highly toxic to largely all known complex life in one form or another lol. I like me chrysanthemum extracts. Ive had lots of people try to tell me it ruins flower or makes it give them headaches and stuff too. The only people who ever had that opinion of my flower though, that it gave headaches because of pyrethrin use" were the people who never actually tried my flower because they felt they knew better. It is funny though, when people feel safer buying some bag from a sketchy drug dealer where you dont even know what the strain is or where it came from or how it was grown, then they would direct from a grower. To me this is absurd, but to many it somehow makes sense.


For most resolving the headache thing is truly as simple as: Stop holding your breath on ever single hit when you're trying a new strain, thats not a very smart thing to do. if you sit there and do that without smoke in your lungs over the course of 10-20 mins, and youll probably still end up with the very same headache.

Thc is also a vascular dilator. Most headaches are a result of vascular dilation in the vessels feeding blood to the brain. Use your critical thinking cap here.... Headaches are a common side effect of THC itself. It's just the chemistry of the substance. There's no reason to look for things to blame a headache on just because you are biased toward THC as a compound/substance lol.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

theres no such thing as "the 1" when it comes to cannabis plants. At least not until i discover a sativa dominant *perennial* cannabis plant capable of growing back starting where it left off after fall harvest, testing over 30%, and gives zero anxiety if smoked on too heavily by a neurotic individual such as my self.

And once i spend a couple weeks or so smoking on it, Im going to want something else, anything else.
F1's ftw lmao.

True story. It's easy for me to number a few that I can not get my hands on like #1Super Glue, #2 NL1, actually a very close 1&2 for me I was able to buy the SG at an illegal dispensary I followed to 3 different locations many years ago It was grown by local legal company 20-30 minute drive south of me. The shit was special. NL#1 or possibly #2 (there were no #'s back then) was available here or at least to me on the black market mid 80's and was my #1 for 3 decades. Haven't had it for at least 5-6 years and never grew it. Someday maybe but too much going on with what I got.

All that (Jeeze!) just to say how many times through the decades I'd grow 1-3 stealth plants and after 2-3 months of smoking only that I'd of killed for mex seed weed and everyone was dry

Even though I haven't been in years I'm really glad we've got dispensaries so something is always available

 

[Captspaulding]

Good morning homies humans farmers,
Crap weather today.
gonna do some defol on a bunch of overdue plants
All this talk about ai concerning the takeover of jobs, I could use a couple of Johnny 5 units, I have no problem getting my Gutenberg on.

This peaceful cookies in a 1g is showing its teeth. Badass genetics @dreamnfox

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

True story. It's easy for me to number a few that I can not get my hands on like #1Super Glue, #2 NL1, actually a very close 1&2 for me I was able to buy the SG at an illegal dispensary I followed to 3 different locations many years ago It was grown by local legal company 20-30 minute drive south of me. The shit was special. NL#1 or possibly #2 (there were no #'s back then) was available here or at least to me on the black market mid 80's and was my #1 for 3 decades. Haven't had it for at least 5-6 years and never grew it. Someday maybe but too much going on with what I got.

All that (Jeeze!) just to say how many times through the decades I'd grow 1-3 stealth plants and after 2-3 months of smoking only that I'd of killed for mex seed weed and everyone was dry

Even though I haven't been in years I'm really glad we've got dispensaries so something is always available

My old glue dream cookies, we ended up naming it moonsocket. seed mother to two of my genepools.


Closest thing to a perfect plant ive ever grown. Excellent yield, excellent quality, unique structure and very unique terp profile. Never once tested under 30%, but had a creeps up on ya high, so it never rattled anxiety out of anyone. Would feel a fat fab instantly, but styaed creeping up on ya for a good 10-15 mins. But it also didnt have a cieling. Could keep smoking and keep getting higher if you wanted to. It was even effortless to trim. About 3 mins per coloa the bud/leaf ratio was so good. Cloned like bamboo and you could even make long term mother plants from clones of it. Consistently the highest quality cannabis i could get ahold of for a couple years straight. I didn't like how lanky it liked to grow though. No matter what you did, you had to tie up all the buds in flower. Couldn't hold itself up at all. Would flop by week 4 flower if you didnt. Besides the "have to tie the buds up" issue, it was truly a perfect plant. You could murder the thing intentionally 4-5 weeks into flower and it would just crisp away and die. Wouldn't ever under any circumstances hermie on you, no matter what you did. That trait just wasn't in the plant. You could even bounce your light schedule around. No nanners.

Id still find myself getting bored of the flower/dabs after a week or so, and start switching things up.