ssteely71 said:

You guys are cracking jokes but this is some real shit. # 6 is Gollum!That S.O.B is still looking for his precious.

Ps. I'd totally do granny in the wheelchair. Push her right to the jacuzzi. lol

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At least she won't drown with those balloons, she is like stud ready, one bukkake broad. Someone has been feeding here a lot of BGR's, Breast Growth Regulators

WAkuntry said:

Lol....touche' yea if I woke up too that id being playing Russian roulette with a semi auto...or ak47.....or fucking rocket launcher......or shit this is Russia id just walk outside and let the wolves eat me.......oh god I just said eat me then saw that picture......

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I think I would just get some gasoline and a lighter and do a "Self Immolation" to insure I burned it all off me WAkuntry. Its the only way to be really sure you got it all off yourself and your clothes man.
Mad Crazy Bluzboy

If you think them passengers are crazy the employees can be crazy as well.......

Worked for United airlines for 22 years, r. Back then excellent job, great benefits and pay.
I could honestly say I got high on the job everyday. Very few times did I not fire up.
started right out of high school. also being alcoholic drank on the job as well....
Was a parts cleaner in plane overhaul the 1st time they fired me for tilting back in the parking lot on midnight shift.
Went out at lunch as usual for a few beers and security observed me via closed circuit TV tilting my head back several times.
upon further investigation they found 5 16 ounce empty Coors cans in the back of my pickup and a cooler with 1 full beer.
Was called in to an investigation, denied drinking beer said it was mountain dew...
Few days later fired...Was a union job so they handled it and we wound up 16 months later going to the National labor board for arbitration and I won my job back with regular pay plus a % of overtime, full vacation, which I worked 2 days, phoned in sick 1 day then 1 month off paid vacation and just so happened my good friend who a studied all about Egypt, spoke Arabic, had a trip planned and off we went tons of cash and had a blast. climbed the great pyramid on acid and watched the sun rise....
Moved to Denver worked there, swing shift, everyday 1/2 hour into shift it was cocktail hour at U nited airlines. We would rob the liquor cabinets on plane and set up a full bar and drink and smoke the shift away, lots of crazy shit was done...
Got fired 4 or 5 times again, rehired with back pay about 1/2 the time, just deny accusations...I did not do that.. or it was like that when I got there...
Finally fired me for attendance, probably could have appealed and got job back but it was time to say adios..
Was so drunk once , threw up in a passengers lap in first class on a overnight flight, had been eating raw oysters, clams, shrimp, white Russians and Heineken the stew said she served me 17 drinks, go figure....
My father was a founder with the company worked there 45 years in management but he was a good man who sided with the regular joe's so the union and company had respect so I got away with a lot of shit...
The rotten chicken story is a good one will share next....

Bluzboy said:

Here are some pictures from posters and ads for Wal-Mart's new venture "Wal-Mart Airlines" for those who want their vacation or business travel experiences to equal a Wal-Mart shopping experience. Here are the Wal-Mart Airlines Picture/Poster/Advertisemnt titles below

1. "Leg Seat Belts available."
2. If you paid for them, might as well wear them out"...
3. Sleeper seating available
4. Ohhhhhhh, Myyyyyyyyy Gawwwwwwwwwwd,.... okay, you can get on the plane dressed like that I guess.....
5. Previous Title 4 "DITTO'ed"
6. Long flight delays or extended tarmack lift off waits can be expected....

Crazy Bluzboy after smoking a whole joint of Skywalker OG for a QC (quality control check) of recent harvest

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U have to have more of these

Oh, well, I can do that easy,.... Here is an example of a real employee badge picture of just one of the erudite pilots from Ubekistan that Wal-Mart Airlines hired to fly you around as well.
Mad Crazy Bluzboy

Bluzboy said:

View attachment 385793 View attachment 385793 Oh, well, I can do that easy,.... Here is an example of a real employee badge picture of just one of the erudite pilots from Ubekistan that Wal-Mart Airlines hired to fly you around as well.
Mad Crazy Bluzboy

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Delerium said:

U have to have more of these

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Delerium said:

U have to have more of these

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Here's a picture of the Head of Flight Navigations that Wal-Mart Airlines hired



Crazy Bluz

Delerium said:

U have to have more of these

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here is the Wal-Mart Airlines Traffic Control Operator with his homemade air and flight traffic control computer.
Crazy Bluz

Bluzboy said:

here is the Wal-Mart Airlines Traffic Control Operator with his homemade air and flight traffic control computer.
Crazy Bluz

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Norad during 9/11

Delerium said:

U have to have more of these

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Here's Mitch McConnel getting goosed by a former Wal-Mart Airlines female CEO and now a Wal-mart Airlines lobbyist standing behind him.
Crazy B luz

Delerium said:

Norad during 9/11

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Yeah that guy there had that on his resume which is why Wal-Mart Airlines hired him and his computer.
Bluz on Crazy

I hear WM air will have their own security.

Cort said:

I hear WM air will have their own security. View attachment 385798

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Equipped with taser chopstick and wasabi pepper spray I heard rumored too.