What bro science do you use even though you know it may do nothing?

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I see way too much bro science so is there anything you do that even though you know it likely is doing nothing you've done it so long you can't stop now? Things like Flushing, putting eggshells in the growing medium, only giving you plants holy water blessed by a priest?
 
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No. It’s easy to learn about plant cultivation. Just don’t listen to any weed specific industry crap or strangers on internet discussion forums and learn about plants from university and agricultural sources for food or other flowers or greenhouse production. Reading books is a novel idea. ;-)
 
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Holy water? Bro...science says structured water is the way to grow 😇

I cant really think of anything I might be doing I'd call bro science or even stoner science but I think my style of growing lands somewhere between Hunter S Thompson and Matt Damon with his Mars taters mostly because I believe a baddass jumpsuit or space suit makes me a better grower than without. Shoulder holstered hand cannons optional

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No. It’s easy to learn about plant cultivation. Just don’t listen to any weed specific industry crap or strangers on internet discussion forums and learn about plants from university and agricultural sources for food or other flowers or greenhouse production. Reading books is a novel idea. ;-)
You mean don't listen to Ed? LOL I thought Ed was always right? LOL
 
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Experiment-try different ways and see for yourself what works for you. Lots of fake news plagiarized and regurgitated misinformation on the internet. They just copy and paste without even changing the words around.
 
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3 knocks on the grow room door while standing on a 5 gallon bucket,
Dismount bucket do 3 full circles backwards while whistling Pink Floyd umbagumba then
4 hail marrys before entering.
I’m not even gona tell you what I do when I get inside. It’s a secret🤫
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You mean don't listen to Ed? LOL I thought Ed was always right? LOL


I read grow books too. There is no misinformation in a newer edition of his book. And you could read the results of all the testing he did.

but I still learned more about growing plants from other sources. Especially nutrients and effects.

no need to be facetious with me. Call Ed if you don’t like the results of his extensive professional scientific testing. I’m sure he will agree with you like you want. ;-)
 
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I talk to them and tell them they'll be outside happy in the sun soon... but that's actually emitting CO2, so I'm filing that under under actual science lol.🤷‍♀️
 
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Experiment-try different ways and see for yourself what works for you. Lots of fake news plagiarized and regurgitated misinformation on the internet. They just copy and paste without even changing the words around.
I change it up every summer, strains, feed, even pest control I love how I can read my plants now it only took 5 years so far and I’m still on the keep what works and search for new. Might have to change my name to Novice lol Peace all!
 
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No. It’s easy to learn about plant cultivation. Just don’t listen to any weed specific industry crap or strangers on internet discussion forums and learn about plants from university and agricultural sources for food or other flowers or greenhouse production. Reading books is a novel idea. ;-)
If on the was somewhere you could freely go and take out books for like a 2 week period and read then return.... Like a library or something...wait a second that what libraries are for, ma ni always just went to look at soft core porn sites that weren't blocked or searching for nipslip on Google images. They get pretty mad when you try and print the pictures but I learned to always print up some seemingly relevant pictures as well and ask for the pictures of the ones I printed and have the others in the middle of 15 pages
 
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I have crystals in the room.
My buddies mom used wooden pyramid structures in her outdoor garden for plants and vegetables that never really worked like they did online so she asked me to look into it so I did. I told her she had the angles wrong and I added some poly around then and Boom everything increased dramatically she wanted to know the angles I used so she could make more and I told her and couldn't stress enough that she had to remember the poly it keeps everything at the proper angle. I didn't have the heart to tell her we were just essentially making tiny individual greenhouses and the pyramid had nothing to do with it 😂🤣😂🤣
 
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My buddies mom used wooden pyramid structures in her outdoor garden for plants and vegetables that never really worked like they did online so she asked me to look into it so I did. I told her she had the angles wrong and I added some poly around then and Boom everything increased dramatically she wanted to know the angles I used so she could make more and I told her and couldn't stress enough that she had to remember the poly it keeps everything at the proper angle. I didn't have the heart to tell her we were just essentially making tiny individual greenhouses and the pyramid had nothing to do with it 😂🤣😂🤣
I plan to start carving sacred geometry into them next.
Try the pyramids I wrote about instead
 
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Most bro science has a small amount of truth and actual science to it.

I'm so tempted to leave that statement as is.... yeah let's go that route. I'm not trolling lol just wanna make the discussion interesting 😁
 
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3 knocks on the grow room door while standing on a 5 gallon bucket,
Dismount bucket do 3 full circles backwards while whistling Pink Floyd umbagumba then
4 hail marrys before entering.
I’m not even gona tell you what I do when I get inside. It’s a secret🤫View attachment 1121965
Do you have a homeless guy named Pete guarding your grow he made me so the same thing to get into my grow room back in the day. Always made me say the password problem was he didn't know the password so you just had to say anything strange enough and you were in if you looked like my picture laminated to the back of the door. Weird part was I never hired the guy he was just inside one day stayed for a couple grows and was gone. He said he wanted a warm place to sleep and I needed to feed him once a day and buy him sunglasses and those eye masks for sleeping. I missed that guy didn't even steal anything just pissed a message on the wall one day and never saw him again. It said, "beksn soggf io38876b!." Pete couldn't read or write so I don't know what he meant but I know that he meant it.
 
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Most bro science has a small amount of truth and actual science to it.

I'm so tempted to leave that statement as is.... yeah let's go that route. I'm not trolling lol just wanna make the discussion interesting 😁
Yup it does have a small but of science the real problem is that 80-98% that's not truth can ruin everything lmao
 
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