What Makes You A Master Marijuana Gardener?

[hiiipower]

I like the wisdom in here... I guess if you could grow nearly the exact same product in any and every type of system/media, consistently and explain exactly the differences between them and how you arrived at you end product, then I'd consider calling them a master gardener. Weeds AND veggies.

 

[ken dog]

While were at it lets do a thread to battle for the title of master-debater

Air exchange in a sealed room, or not?... Pick a side.
.https://www.thcfarmer.com/community/threads/co2-pressure-exaust-question-general.29992/#post-1614570
Excerpt: If plants don't need fresh oxygen at night, I'd like to see a link confirming that... but hey, everybody can do what they want as far as I'm concerned

 

[NaturalTherapy]

Somehow I doubt there is a consortium of corn or soy farmers debating who among them is a master. Seems like only cannabis growers have this particular ego affliction

 

[organicpanic]

So fucking true @NaturalTherapy

 

[ZONER]

Hey thats me....awesome sauce :)

Awesome Sauce...I only know one farmer that says that !!!! Is that you six string......lol

 

[sixstring]

heres something to ponder lol.if your looking for work or having to apply for jobs your probably NOT a master grower .

 

[gardnguyahoy]

Somehow I doubt there is a consortium of corn or soy farmers debating who among them is a master. Seems like only cannabis growers have this particular ego affliction

Awww damn you smarties and your insidious logic.

 

[xavier7995]

Somehow I doubt there is a consortium of corn or soy farmers debating who among them is a master. Seems like only cannabis growers have this particular ego affliction

Clearly you have not been the local feed n seed. Those guys argue everything, who has the best overalls...cat vs...kat(whatever the other large manufacture of construction equipment is, chevy vs. ford. A more cantankerous group of old guys you will never find.

Whoever wins the series of debates and physical challenges gets to wear the green john deer master grower hat for the week.

 

[yooper420]

Lot of educated idiots running around with a piece of paper that proclaims them to be a "Master Grower". Does that make them any better then the average THCFarmer, with no piece of paper, that takes a little seed and grows it to maturity ? Not in my way of thinking. Let `em compare buds and then we will see who can grow this weed better. All I`m saying is put your money where your mouth / piece of paper is and prove it to us uneducated pot growers.

 

[ZONER]

Lot of educated idiots running around with a piece of paper that proclaims them to be a "Master Grower". Does that make them any better then the average THCFarmer, with no piece of paper, that takes a little seed and grows it to maturity ? Not in my way of thinking. Let `em compare buds and then we will see who can grow this weed better. All I`m saying is put your money where your mouth / piece of paper is and prove it to us uneducated pot growers.

I used to work on a party fishing boat throwing chum over the port side. Next year I got promoted to ship baited, two years later ...YUP you guessed it I was a certified Master Baiter, still am. :)

 

[gardnguyahoy]

I used to work on a party fishing boat throwing chum over the port side. Next year I got promoted to ship baited, two years later ...YUP you guessed it I was a certified Master Baiter, still am. :)

You didn't have to toss chum to gain that title ;)

 

[ZONER]

You didn't have to toss chum to gain that title ;)

Damn spell check.....

 

[Smokey503ski]

You didn't have to toss chum to gain that title ;)

He's tossin chum. Lol

 

[Seamaiden]

After watching a marijuana documentary on the history channel I saw a fella say he hired 6 so called marijuana master gardeners and all were not. They lied so they could get the job. So what makes a master marijuana gardener?

Not a God damned thing. I'm still slogging my way through all of this and surely have a long way yet to go.

 

[chickenman]

I consider nature to be the master of all things.
We only can do our best to achieve what she offers
Sunlight dirt goat and. chicken manure keep it simple and organic

 

[Growin Grass]

All of the best machinists I have worked with claim to know nothing, and are usually too busy to tell you so.

 

[wasfromks]

I know this thread is getting to be old, I still wanted to reply if that's cool. So me being very very very new to this can say there are a lot of people, especially in this thread that to me in my eyes would consider many of you to be a master. Now between you folks that might be debatable or insulting to which one of you is better than the next or more mastered than the other. To me or someone with no experience would look at a lot of you as masters....a few of you on here maybe not so much haha jkjk the majority of you that have already replied to this thread would be master compared to me. Think about the question from a hiring standpoint my growing resume and experience compared to like someone else on here resume and experience they gonna win hands down. I mean hands down from being a noob can see who's got quality vs shit. Considering I've been paying for it for so long now I can tell which flower I'm more likely to buy.

 

[G gnome]

In order to be a master gardener. ..u have to be willing to spray ur plants w eagle 20 no matter what week of flower ur in......

 

[wasfromks]

Master growers wouldn't sabotage another gardener.

 

[LocalGrowGuy]

I would take a DEDICATED GROWER over a MASTER GROWER any day.....

What about a Master Batur? I have that shit on lock.

in order to be a master marijuana gardener you have to be full of shit and know it, you also need at least one person who taught you how they grow whose knowledge you either copied or just relay to everyone who will listen.

You need a discount at a hydro store, a used luxury car, and you definitely need to know all the secrets of growing.

You need to know how to know how to answer questions you don't know the answer to.

most importantly you need to make sure people understand you're a master grower.

So it's like crossfit.

Clearly you have not been the local feed n seed. Those guys argue everything, who has the best overalls...cat vs...kat(whatever the other large manufacture of construction equipment is, chevy vs. ford. A more cantankerous group of old guys you will never find.

Whoever wins the series of debates and physical challenges gets to wear the green john deer master grower hat for the week.

The real name is Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly Chuck's.