God allmighty have I got a fart story. Comming from Jamaica one time just prior to departing from Montego Bay I had curried goat stew. By the time we hit Huston customs I was emmiting these small hot incredably stinky farts. We were at baggage claim and where the bags come out everybodys waiting, standing around.I gassed one off and everybody looked at each other, holding their mouths, sonn the area was clear of folks. People were totaly appaled and shocked any thing could stink so much. They kept on comming, just these little puffs of that goat stewed up emmiting from deep within... CM
as someone advised me to do. what makes me happy is buying my boss out. no more boss. DO WHAT I WANT!
Before i had my 2nd child i used to wonder how i could possibly love enough. Would i be able to love my 2nd born as much as my first or as much as my lab or whatever. But the truth is you just keep finding more love. Dont know how it works it just does.We wanted sex drugs and rock & roll but all we have is AIDS, Cocaine, and Techno music haha
Sour patch: You enjoy Humpin Slo's wife!??! That is not how we do it here on the farm love thy neighbor!
I enjoy a great standup routine, one that makes you laugh untill your cheeks hurt!
I Enjoy a great mushroom trip, one that makes you laugh untill your cheeks hurt!
Also my Dog. I dont think I could ever have kids because If I ever had to love something more than my pup (and I am sure if I had little ones I would) I dont think there would be much left to give. Also I figure why by when you can always rent kids from their respective parents :)
I enjoy the fact that I get to help people and that my activities are actually creating real value. At one time I wanted to be a wall street big shot, but now that I know what really goes on I am just glad that I am actually creating value as opposed fleecing the sheep of America.
And Powder! Fresh deep champagne powder (not the kind from scarface). There are few things better! except:
The joys of my female companion. :makeup
I much prefer this to the standard, family and friends..lol Happiness?Letting go a good funky fart
Spring peepers in the morning backed up by the birds... Wouldn't give up my new spot for nothing!Quiet time in the morning with a good cup of coffee,my dogs and the sounds of nature.
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