Mine is a simple glass pipe. It needs a soak in alcohol because it's disgusting and dirty and I'd be embarrassed to show a picture of it.
You'd see it, laugh, and then say, "What, you can't afford a nicer pipe?"
And I'd say, "Of course I can, but why should I? This one works great, and fuck you very much! I'm sick of your attitude!"
Then you'd say, "You deserve to smoke out of that piece of shit, asshole!"
So you see, I'm doing us both a favor by not posting a pic.