Way back in the day..
Got a couple.
Was working at Lucky stores as a bagger. this was 42 years ago....
Every night we would have a few beers in parking lot.
The security guard ratted us out and we were told knock it off.
So my friend, still to this day, Billy big heat took a shit in some paper towels, wrapped it up and put it in the guards jacket pocket hanging in the lunch room.
We told him there was someone drinking in the parking lot better go check. He grabed his jacket, stuck his hand in packet and replied" What the fuck is this shit?/ It's all warm.. We started to back off. He removed it smelled it and attempted to throw it at us but the paper towel became un ravled and the shit went all over him..
We ran like hell......
Another time at United airline as an airplane cleaner someone kept stealing/tampering with my lunch.
So in retaliation I put a raw whole chicken in a storage locker in the supply room.
I hid it deep behind rags and mop heads in a locker with a padlock on it..
I wrote on wall OH OH OH!!!CHIKINLOC!!! with the date of deposit.
I waited and waited but no malodor for at least 3 weeks...
Went on vacation and that chicken turned so rank folks were heaving in an attempt to get supplies to stock the airplanes..
They finally in an attempt to rid the malodor fumigated the building which seemed to work for a bit, but it retuned stronger than ever.
finally Ramon, A Puerto rician
Fella went and got the bolt cutters and cut the lock, pulled out the rags and mops, threw up couple of times before stabbing the carcass with a stick and running to the dumpster cursing the Chickenman in Spanish, who was still on vacation but they knew exactly who did it but could not prove in a court of law....
Got some more will post.....