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TGIFF!! Wuddup NightOwls?! Ok...lemme go stare @ this pic of @KiLoEleMeNt is speaking of...glandes earlier and did not see any aliens...now that I am not going a 100 mph...lemme scheck it out aye...Seen some weird blue laser pointed on a bus tonight...@ 1st I thot it was my glasses but than I reAlized I had on my Locs...For all u that dont comprende..Loc's are sun glasses in homie talk...anyhow I realized I had them on...it was a trippy as experience...Its either A I am hulicinating from lack of sleep and consumption of sum FIRE....or B i really seen what my brain thot...ok now the freaky deeky pic of kilos!
 
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I'm starting to worry about the actuality I am going mad or possibly even 100% correct in thinking iv got spooks of some kind causing the issues...... ALL OF THEM

Im gonna take a shot in the dark @ this....Other than 2 leaves that stand right @ you...i dont see anything...but lemme look one last time B4 I deem you a Mad Man!
I see a butterfly...ok I have gone mad right the fuck along with you
 
Hell yeah Mike can not wait to see what you turn up with huge fan of old school genetics can not get enough of them
Want to give some of them a shot? So far the ones I am trying to pop are @ the bottom of the glass and no signs of a tap root on any of them...I will add some Carbonated water in am and see if that does not give them a jump start
 
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My pic of the day! Fucking love the colors...wish I had a real camer! Everything looks so gorgeous under natural light...
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Kilo what am I looking at bud?cant see nothing,but don't section yourself off just yet.im blind as a bat just lately
 
thought I would upload some pics from my scrapbook of personal experiences again and so to start off I thought you would enjoy seeing my promo picture from when I was in a Barber Shop Quartet in Japan that sang only Led Zeppelin hits in 4 part harmony in Japanese...the gig didn't last long but I got a great picture for my portfolio from the experience...

The next picture is of 'the beard" disguise I invented in 2001 and had made in China on the cheap then sold via the internet warehouse dollar sales . It's a beard disguise that you could attach to your sunglasses and then you could get lost in a crowd if you thought you were being followed...my sales line was "Just because you know you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following you, get the "Bluz Beard" and then get yourself lost!".....Whitey Bulger was wearing one of these when he got arrested....he said he used it to foil the FBI finding him for over 12 years....

My next picture is of an incredible brave dog loving lady who stopped a runaway car throwing herself in front of the car and stopping it with her chest.... and she by this act then saved my dog from being run over....with her chest....the lady was fine, saved my dog but the car rang up 1800 in damages...

Here's the Leopard Print headboard I bought from Quagmire off Family Guy at his garage sale for 50 bucks and resold it to a Pentacostal Preacher in Colorado Springs for some big church for 1250 bucks to him and his four girlfriends........

This is a recent picture of the Unmarried Montana Strippers Association from my home state whose members here are protesting for higher pay and better looking cliental that bathe at least once a week...

This was the car I had for years that my wife made me sell when I got married....loved that car....

Here's a picture of Rosie I snapped early one morning, about 4am, at a 24 hour Auto Zone with no make up and unshaven...

So here are some more moments from life's scrapbook I thought you might find interest in me sharing with you my Night Owl brothers....snot I your java or joint yet anybody? Laugh, its Friday night/Saturday morning and the Crazy Bluz is running loose out here....OOOOOOOOOooooooooRahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm smoking Ghost OG in honor of Halloween that I am still celebrating this weekend still......Fire It Up! Fire It Up! Bean list coming at a couple of you fellows later this weekend as well.




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thought I would upload some pics from my scrapbook of personal experiences again and so to start off I thought you would enjoy seeing my promo picture from when I was in a Barber Shop Quartet in Japan that sang only Led Zeppelin hits in 4 part harmony in Japanese...the gig didn't last long but I got a great picture for my portfolio from the experience...

The next picture is of 'the beard" disguise I invented in 2001 and had made in China on the cheap then sold via the internet warehouse dollar sales . It's a beard disguise that you could attach to your sunglasses and then you could get lost in a crowd if you thought you were being followed...my sales line was "Just because you know you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following you, get the "Bluz Beard" and then get yourself lost!".....Whitey Bulger was wearing one of these when he got arrested....he said he used it to foil the FBI finding him for over 12 years....

My next picture is of an incredible brave dog loving lady who stopped a runaway car throwing herself in front of the car and stopping it with her chest.... and she by this act then saved my dog from being run over....with her chest....the lady was fine, saved my dog but the car rang up 1800 in damages...

Here's the Leopard Print headboard I bought from Quagmire off Family Guy at his garage sale for 50 bucks and resold it to a Pentacostal Preacher in Colorado Springs for some big church for 1250 bucks to him and his four girlfriends........

This is a recent picture of the Unmarried Montana Strippers Association from my home state whose members here are protesting for higher pay and better looking cliental that bathe at least once a week...

This was the car I had for years that my wife made me sell when I got married....loved that car....

Here's a picture of Rosie I snapped early one morning, about 4am, at a 24 hour Auto Zone with no make up and unshaven...

So here are some more moments from life's scrapbook I thought you might find interest in me sharing with you my Night Owl brothers....snot I your java or joint yet anybody? Laugh, its Friday night/Saturday morning and the Crazy Bluz is running loose out here....OOOOOOOOOooooooooRahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm smoking Ghost OG in honor of Halloween that I am still celebrating this weekend still......Fire It Up! Fire It Up! Bean list coming at a couple of you fellows later this weekend as well.




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Rosies looking hot.makes me wana stik my junk in that vw.hehe
 
I thought for sure if Gene Simmons saw me pull up next to him in my VW with guitar in the front passenger seat visible in the late 70's/early 80's(that's when the Kiss original guitar player came down with early chronic menopause lead guitarist symptoms), Simmons see my VW and and get all tongue tied and hire me to be the KISS lead guitarist.....but he never cooperated and pulled up next to me no matter how much I went driving around looking for him to pull up next to me...Hefner called my VW to go out for a dinner date however right after Barbie Benton left him in 86/87 I think it was..,
 
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I'm smoking some recently harvested and cured Kosher Kush tonight, derived/bred from real Israeli Gold parentage from Tel Aviv....I am fucking pasted and wasted from this particular results in imbibing this variety...freaking love this phenol...think I'll smoke some more and watch some old Italian/Spanish horror flicks from Dario Argento, Mario Brava, and Fulco...the original Zombie splatter movie makers...and then jam some guitar around 6am once the wife gets up. harvesting a UK Cheese Head Berry Kush Backcrossed tonight and another The Truth tomorrow night, plants that needed an extra 6 days till this last last quarter moon or so from the others I took down at the full moon. Had two ladies a little out of my usual done the week of the full moon flower/bloom timing and planning. Hope everybody has a splendid weekend. I'm off with Kosher Kush to some 70's/80's Gallo Zombie Demon gory grindhouse for high hearty laughs....
 
Tonight the Zilla had some fine samplings of Some Maui, Spyrock Sour ( jet fuel), cherry pie Og....and some Lucky Kush to start or finish my night...or day....day or night...its one in the same for me...Feels like I am running hard again.....duty has called...Had to tear down a fire pump for an emergency repair....whadda mess! One of these days the "rookie" will mind somebody! Gotta be back @ 6 pm for another 12 hours...They better find me aome bearings for this thing while I go and get some well needed sleep...one thing for sure is I am eating non stop and am putting my wieght back on The Zilla is still the resilient oneGo...Go...Go!
 
Rock it brother MIKEZILLA! I am buying on Ebay this morning a orange PPC1x12 speaker cab for my Orange AD5 amp so I will be running a Vintage Celestion 10" with a Vintage Celestion 12' speaker in a ext. cab to fatten up the sound so I can use them for small Blues venues and not cart around a heavy large wattage combo amp and then try to dial it in for a small room/stage/venue...I'm ready to rock today in the music room today and so I shall....
I going out and eating at a real nice Chinese and Thai menu/themed restaurant tonight and chow down big too MIKEZILLA....I'm am looking forward to that...finishing off the morning with Italian westerns from the 60's...pasta el fresco westerns I think they called them...maybe it was tortellini westerns back then they called them..but a lot of them were damn good while some were so bad they were good... watching all of them good and so bad they are good while winding down from gardening ...got all my transplanting for the month done and new cuts made last night.....neem oiled the ladies in the veg room....oh and bought a couple of new organic stuff for mite prevention but I'm so tired I can't remember what they were..one was called Guardian and had a lot of good reviews..the other I can't remember but I'll post them both up later and get reviews and critiques to see how stupid my buying them was. or perhaps for once a smart buy...
The sun is coming up and I got to get in my coffin and just stream a movie in it, chat with you all later once the sun goes back down and I can get back up....
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Ahhh yea....a morning does not start finer than this! With a little....I mean alot of this the maui shine bright like a diamond
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Whiles jammin to this....

And that my friends....a new day ends....begins however, where ever you are....sending you positive vibes!
 
Im gonna take a shot in the dark @ this....Other than 2 leaves that stand right @ you...i dont see anything...but lemme look one last time B4 I deem you a Mad Man!
I see a butterfly...ok I have gone mad right the fuck along with you
yeah definitely not the leafs but with in them yes I am truely hoping you can see where it is and the butterfly comment was just a little more about it.
Want to give some of them a shot? So far the ones I am trying to pop are @ the bottom of the glass and no signs of a tap root on any of them...I will add some Carbonated water in am and see if that does not give them a jump start
mate i am always looking for more genetic material but I wonder did you ever figure out the strain of bud it is or atleast what state/country it is from? Making some seriously solid seed runs on rare genetics right now as well as creating some of the original cross strains of the selection I have such as starbrite or starfire something that the emos are the NL original crossed with the haze family's G-13-HP makes me very curious to see what comes of the best lookers and tellers <as in try to tell us what strain she is dominant of by looks


View attachment 548063 My pic of the day! Fucking love the colors...wish I had a real camer! Everything looks so gorgeous under natural light...View attachment 548062
yeah man a good vmcam is noce to have beleive it or not i do all my photos on my tabb it has a 16mp cam and dont beleive we have one bermtter on the markwt as of yet yes better wialitt and rez but not mp eveythin sk far looking but you nice should be sure to get all that leaf off ASAP or you get the halphalfa well mdk just my opinion* never yet to receive the smell since doing this way
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Kilo what am I looking at bud?cant see nothing,but don't section yourself off just yet.im blind as a bat just lately

Check the bottom left hand corner of foliage right by main stalk but now that I told you where it is as compared to finding without pre judgements/knowledge as now you are looking for something in a pie instead of just sniffing around for it and snatchching it from the window . I tell ya mate the mind is a funny thing as it will see stuff. . Especially when we do want too.... or really "high uh oh" or even when actively seeking not to see something can also cause visuals yo alter.

[QUOT7E="Bluzboy, post: 1552751, member: 28429"]thought I would upload some pics from my scrapbook of personal experiences again and so to start off I thought you would enjoy seeing my promo picture from when I was in a Barber Shop Quartet in Japan that sang only Led Zeppelin hits in 4 part harmony in Japanese...the gig didn't last long but I got a great picture for my portfolio from the experience...

The next picture is of 'the beard" disguise I invented in 2001 and had made in China on the cheap then sold via the internet warehouse dollar sales . It's a beard disguise that you could attach to your sunglasses and then you could get lost in a crowd if you thought you were being followed...my sales line was "Just because you know you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following you, get the "Bluz Beard" and then get yourself lost!".....Whitey Bulger was wearing one of these when he got arrested....he said he used it to foil the FBI finding him for over 12 years....

My next picture is of an incredible brave dog loving lady who stopped a runaway car throwing herself in front of the car and stopping it with her chest.... and she by this act then saved my dog from being run over....with her chest....the lady was fine, saved my dog but the car rang up 1800 in damages...

Here's the Leopard Print headboard I bought from Quagmire off Family Guy at his garage sale for 50 bucks and resold it to a Pentacostal Preacher in Colorado Springs for some big church for 1250 bucks to him and his four girlfriends........

This is a recent picture of the Unmarried Montana Strippers Association from my home state whose members here are protesting for higher pay and better looking cliental that bathe at least once a week...

This was the car I had for years that my wife made me sell when I got married....loved that car....

Here's a picture of Rosie I snapped early one morning, about 4am, at a 24 hour Auto Zone with no make up and unshaven...

So here are some more moments from life's scrapbook I thought you might find interest in me sharing with you my Night Owl brothers....snot I your java or joint yet anybody? Laugh, its Friday night/Saturday morning and the Crazy Bluz is running loose out here....OOOOOOOOOooooooooRahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm smoking Ghost OG in honor of Halloween that I am still celebrating this weekend still......Fire It Up! Fire It Up! Bean list coming at a couple of you fellows later this weekend as well.




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Yeah brother man do it strong I too celebrate hallowed eve for nearly two weeks starting on black sunday (the actual day of Jesus' death.) It is well known about the 3 blemished heald, the 3 damed forgiven and the three on thway to trial and hanging on the cross and then again the next Sunday for the decent into hell and then again on the last Saturday as a huge party of sorts in remberance for who he really was and what he really represents/ed and if you don't think I am correct in this look it up Jesus was born and dies durring the harvest seasons late October in their (the higher power and satan )to get a real life halo with a big 666 tagged on it......
I'm smoking some recently harvested and cured Kosher Kush tonight, derived/bred from real Israeli Gold parentage from Tel Aviv....I am fucking pasted and wasted from this particular results in imbibing this variety...freaking love this phenol...think I'll smoke some more and watch some old Italian/Spanish horror flicks from Dario Argento, Mario Brava, and Fulco...the original Zombie splatter movie makers...and then jam some guitar around 6am once the wife gets up. harvesting a UK Cheese Head Berry Kush Backcrossed tonight and another The Truth tomorrow night, plants that needed an extra 6 days till this last last quarter moon or so from the others I took down at the full moon. Had two ladies a little out of my usual done the week of the full moon flower/bloom timing and planning. Hope everybody has a splendid weekend. I'm off with Kosher Kush to some 70's/80's Gallo Zombie Demon gory grindhouse for high hearty laughs....

Ahhh yea....a morning does not start finer than this! With a little....I mean alot of this the maui shine bright like a diamondView attachment 548093 Whiles jammin to this....

And that my friends....a new day ends....begins however, where ever you are....sending yothu positive vibes!


Your all to king some hi quality stuff there trade ya @bkuesboy for a bit of your yum yum I decided today was a Lezbo day and preformed a marriage between two ladies known as The LB (lillith bride amd NYCD new York City dike) mmmmmm so tasty are these clams
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yeah definitely not the leafs but with in them yes I am truely hoping you can see where it is and the butterfly comment was just a little more about it.
mate i am always looking for more genetic material but I wonder did you ever figure out the strain of bud it is or atleast what state/country it is from? Making some seriously solid seed runs on rare genetics right now as well as creating some of the original cross strains of the selection I have such as starbrite or starfire something that the emos are the NL original crossed with the haze family's G-13-HP makes me very curious to see what comes of the best lookers and tellers <as in try to tell us what strain she is dominant of by looks

yeah man a good vmcam is noce to have beleive it or not i do all my photos on my tabb it has a 16mp cam and dont beleive we have one bermtter on the markwt as of yet yes better wialitt and rez but not mp eveythin sk far looking but you nice should be sure to get all that leaf off ASAP or you get the halphalfa well mdk just my opinion* never yet to receive the smell since doing this way View attachment 548094



Check the bottom left hand corner of foliage right by main stalk but now that I told you where it is as compared to finding without pre judgements/knowledge as now you are looking for something in a pie instead of just sniffing around for it and snatchching it from the window . I tell ya mate the mind is a funny thing as it will see stuff. . Especially when we do want too.... or really "high uh oh" or even when actively seeking not to see something can also cause visuals yo alter.

[QUOT7E="Bluzboy, post: 1552751, member: 28429"]thought I would upload some pics from my scrapbook of personal experiences again and so to start off I thought you would enjoy seeing my promo picture from when I was in a Barber Shop Quartet in Japan that sang only Led Zeppelin hits in 4 part harmony in Japanese...the gig didn't last long but I got a great picture for my portfolio from the experience...

The next picture is of 'the beard" disguise I invented in 2001 and had made in China on the cheap then sold via the internet warehouse dollar sales . It's a beard disguise that you could attach to your sunglasses and then you could get lost in a crowd if you thought you were being followed...my sales line was "Just because you know you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following you, get the "Bluz Beard" and then get yourself lost!".....Whitey Bulger was wearing one of these when he got arrested....he said he used it to foil the FBI finding him for over 12 years....

My next picture is of an incredible brave dog loving lady who stopped a runaway car throwing herself in front of the car and stopping it with her chest.... and she by this act then saved my dog from being run over....with her chest....the lady was fine, saved my dog but the car rang up 1800 in damages...

Here's the Leopard Print headboard I bought from Quagmire off Family Guy at his garage sale for 50 bucks and resold it to a Pentacostal Preacher in Colorado Springs for some big church for 1250 bucks to him and his four girlfriends........

This is a recent picture of the Unmarried Montana Strippers Association from my home state whose members here are protesting for higher pay and better looking cliental that bathe at least once a week...

This was the car I had for years that my wife made me sell when I got married....loved that car....

Here's a picture of Rosie I snapped early one morning, about 4am, at a 24 hour Auto Zone with no make up and unshaven...

So here are some more moments from life's scrapbook I thought you might find interest in me sharing with you my Night Owl brothers....snot I your java or joint yet anybody? Laugh, its Friday night/Saturday morning and the Crazy Bluz is running loose out here....OOOOOOOOOooooooooRahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm smoking Ghost OG in honor of Halloween that I am still celebrating this weekend still......Fire It Up! Fire It Up! Bean list coming at a couple of you fellows later this weekend as well.




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Yeah brother man do it strong I too celebrate hallowed eve for nearly two weeks starting on black sunday (the actual day of Jesus' death.) It is well known about the 3 blemished heald, the 3 damed forgiven and the three on thway to trial and hanging on the cross and then again the next Sunday for the decent into hell and then again on the last Saturday as a huge party of sorts in remberance for who he really was and what he really represents/ed and if you don't think I am correct in this look it up Jesus was born and dies durring the harvest seasons late October in their (the higher power and satan )to get a real life halo with a big 666 tagged on it.....






Your all to king some hi quality stuff there trade ya @bkuesboy for a bit of your yum yum I decided today was a Lezbo day and preformed a marriage between two ladies known as The LB (lillith bride amd NYCD new York City dike) mmmmmm so tasty are these clams View attachment 548105[/QUOTE]

@KiLoEleMeNt I'd run with Lilith and the New York lipstick lesbo in my pipe...

@everybody- I had to get up and smoke another J so my mattress felt higher and softer while I laid on it...


@everybody-I bought my orange PPC1x12 extension speaker cab too for my Orange AD5 combo amp...be delivered by Tuesday the 17th....stoked about getting that. Picked up a new one for 285 with free shipping at Atomic Music Café versus 379 dollars for a new one and free shipping from Sweetwater, ZzzzzSounds, Guitar Center, Musicians Friends, all the rip you our prices are all the same dealers...

@KiLoEleMeNt I think historical theologians have established Jesus birth as early summer as well.... we celebrate my Pagan Druid ancestors winter equinox for Jesus' birthday which is kind of weird...dress up a tree, a Druid practice as well...wait for Saint Nick/Santa whose origin is from a evil demonic child eating elf in Norway....Peter Pan is based on my real life persona according to my wife's classic authors and children's book take on Pan's story and origin history.....

@everybody- Okay Bluz wife joke time for guys married long time like myself so anybody can use this joke that's been married longer than 20 years like myself...
"You know why most guys die before their wives? Because they want too" , now back to Jesus...Oh, wait! Look Squirrel! I'm a little ADD this morning, sorry Kilo and everybody....Fire It Up!
 
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My new Orange PPc1x12 cab with Celestion Vintage 30 speaker....I'm ready Rock and Bluz Roll now for live play in small clubs/venues...no longer have to haul around 50 watt combo's and then figure how to dial it in at a low volume and not sound like hell at the same time from lack of tube saturation...got a rocking low watt tube rig with 1 10 inch and a 12 inch speakers to work together for some fat Orange tone.. should be delivered by Tuesday the 17th .....next gear buys, two GOPRO 4 music vid model cameras,...



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I. When was Jesus born?

A. Popular myth puts his birth on December 25th in the year 1 C.E.

B. The New Testament gives no date or year for Jesus’ birth. The earliest gospel – St. Mark’s, written about 65 CE – begins with the baptism of an adult Jesus. This suggests that the earliest Christians lacked interest in or knowledge of Jesus’ birthdate.

C. The year of Jesus birth was determined by Dionysius Exiguus, a Scythian monk, “abbot of a Roman monastery. His calculation went as follows:

a. In the Roman, pre-Christian era, years were counted from ab urbe condita (“the founding of the City” [Rome]). Thus 1 AUC signifies the year Rome was founded, 5 AUC signifies the 5th year of Rome’s reign, etc.

b.Dionysius received a tradition that the Roman emperor Augustus reigned 43 years, and was followed by the emperor Tiberius.

c. Luke 3:1,23 indicates that when Jesus turned 30 years old, it was the 15th year of Tiberius reign.

d. If Jesus was 30 years old in Tiberius’ reign, then he lived 15 years under Augustus (placing Jesus birth in Augustus’ 28th year of reign).

e. Augustus took power in 727 AUC. Therefore, Dionysius put Jesus birth in 754 AUC.

f. However, Luke 1:5 places Jesus’ birth in the days of Herod, and Herod died in 750 AUC – four years before the year in which Dionysius places Jesus birth.

D. Joseph A. Fitzmyer – Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the Catholic University of America, member of the Pontifical Biblical Commission, and former president of the Catholic Biblical Association – writing in the Catholic Church’s official commentary on the New Testament[1], writes about the date of Jesus’ birth, “Though the year [of Jesus birth is not reckoned with certainty, the birth did not occur in AD 1. The Christian era, supposed to have its starting point in the year of Jesus birth, is based on a miscalculation introduced ca. 533 by Dionysius Exiguus.”

E. The DePascha Computus, an anonymous document believed to have been written in North Africa around 243 CE, placed Jesus birth on March 28. Clement, a bishop of Alexandria (d. ca. 215 CE), thought Jesus was born on November 18. Based on historical records, Fitzmyer guesses that Jesus birth occurred on September 11, 3 BCE.



II. How Did Christmas Come to Be Celebrated on December 25?

A.Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25. During this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during the weeklong celebration. The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.” Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week. At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.

B. The ancient Greek writer poet and historian Lucian (in his dialogue entitled Saturnalia) describes the festival’s observance in his time. In addition to human sacrifice, he mentions these customs: widespread intoxication; going from house to house while singing naked; rape and other sexual license; and consuming human-shaped biscuits (still produced in some English and most German bakeries during the Christmas season).

C. In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it. Christian leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the Saturnalia as Christians.[2]

D.The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.

E. Christians had little success, however, refining the practices of Saturnalia. As Stephen Nissenbaum, professor history at the University of Massachussetts, Amherst, writes, “In return for ensuring massive observance of the anniversary of the Savior’s birth by assigning it to this resonant date, the Church for its part tacitly agreed to allow the holiday to be celebrated more or less the way it had always been.” The earliest Christmas holidays were celebrated by drinking, sexual indulgence, singing naked in the streets (a precursor of modern caroling), etc.

F. The Reverend Increase Mather of Boston observed in 1687 that “the early Christians who first observed the Nativity on December 25 did not do so thinking that Christ was born in that Month, but because the Heathens’ Saturnalia was at that time kept in Rome, and they were willing to have those Pagan Holidays metamorphosed into Christian ones.”[3] Because of its known pagan origin, Christmas was banned by the Puritans and its observance was illegal in Massachusetts between 1659 and 1681.[4] However, Christmas was and still is celebrated by most Christians.

G.Some of the most depraved customs of the Saturnalia carnival were intentionally revived by the Catholic Church in 1466 when Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city. An eyewitness account reports, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators. They ran… amid Rome’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”[5]

H. As part of the Saturnalia carnival throughout the 18th and 19th centuries CE, rabbis of the ghetto in Rome were forced to wear clownish outfits and march through the city streets to the jeers of the crowd, pelted by a variety of missiles. When the Jewish community of Rome sent a petition in1836 to Pope Gregory XVI begging him to stop the annual Saturnalia abuse of the Jewish community, he responded, “It is not opportune to make any innovation.”[6] On December 25, 1881, Christian leaders whipped the Polish masses into Antisemitic frenzies that led to riots across the country. In Warsaw 12 Jews were brutally murdered, huge numbers maimed, and many Jewish women were raped. Two million rubles worth of property was destroyed.



III. The Origins of Christmas Customs

A. The Origin of Christmas Tree
Just as early Christians recruited Roman pagans by associating Christmas with the Saturnalia, so too worshippers of the Asheira cult and its offshoots were recruited by the Church sanctioning “Christmas Trees”.[7] Pagans had long worshipped trees in the forest, or brought them into their homes and decorated them, and this observance was adopted and painted with a Christian veneer by the Church.

B. The Origin of Mistletoe
Norse mythology recounts how the god Balder was killed using a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting for the female Nanna. Druid rituals use mistletoe to poison their human sacrificial victim.[8] The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual license of Saturnalia with the Druidic sacrificial cult.[9]

C. The Origin of Christmas Presents
In pre-Christian Rome, the emperors compelled their most despised citizens to bring offerings and gifts during the Saturnalia (in December) and Kalends (in January). Later, this ritual expanded to include gift-giving among the general populace. The Catholic Church gave this custom a Christian flavor by re-rooting it in the supposed gift-giving of Saint Nicholas (see below).[10]

D. The Origin of Santa Claus

a. Nicholas was born in Parara, Turkey in 270 CE and later became Bishop of Myra. He died in 345 CE on December 6th. He was only named a saint in the 19th century.

b. Nicholas was among the most senior bishops who convened the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE and created the New Testament. The text they produced portrayed Jews as “the children of the devil”[11] who sentenced Jesus to death.

c. In 1087, a group of sailors who idolized Nicholas moved his bones from Turkey to a sanctuary in Bari, Italy. There Nicholas supplanted a female boon-giving deity called The Grandmother, or Pasqua Epiphania, who used to fill the children's stockings with her gifts. The Grandmother was ousted from her shrine at Bari, which became the center of the Nicholas cult. Members of this group gave each other gifts during a pageant they conducted annually on the anniversary of Nicholas’ death, December 6.

d. The Nicholas cult spread north until it was adopted by German and Celtic pagans. These groups worshipped a pantheon led by Woden –their chief god and the father of Thor, Balder, and Tiw. Woden had a long, white beard and rode a horse through the heavens one evening each Autumn. When Nicholas merged with Woden, he shed his Mediterranean appearance, grew a beard, mounted a flying horse, rescheduled his flight for December, and donned heavy winter clothing.

e. In a bid for pagan adherents in Northern Europe, the Catholic Church adopted the Nicholas cult and taught that he did (and they should) distribute gifts on December 25th instead of December 6th.

f. In 1809, the novelist Washington Irving (most famous his The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Rip Van Winkle) wrote a satire of Dutch culture entitled Knickerbocker History. The satire refers several times to the white bearded, flying-horse riding Saint Nicholas using his Dutch name, Santa Claus.

g. Dr. Clement Moore, a professor at Union Seminary, read Knickerbocker History, and in 1822 he published a poem based on the character Santa Claus: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in the hope that Saint Nicholas soon would be there…” Moore innovated by portraying a Santa with eight reindeer who descended through chimneys.

h. The Bavarian illustrator Thomas Nast almost completed the modern picture of Santa Claus. From 1862 through 1886, based on Moore’s poem, Nast drew more than 2,200 cartoon images of Santa for Harper’s Weekly. Before Nast, Saint Nicholas had been pictured as everything from a stern looking bishop to a gnome-like figure in a frock. Nast also gave Santa a home at the North Pole, his workshop filled with elves, and his list of the good and bad children of the world. All Santa was missing was his red outfit.

i. In 1931, the Coca Cola Corporation contracted the Swedish commercial artist Haddon Sundblom to create a coke-drinking Santa. Sundblom modeled his Santa on his friend Lou Prentice, chosen for his cheerful, chubby face. The corporation insisted that Santa’s fur-trimmed suit be bright, Coca Cola red. And Santa was born – a blend of Christian crusader, pagan god, and commercial idol.



IV. The Christmas Challenge

· Christmas has always been a holiday celebrated carelessly. For millennia, pagans, Christians, and even Jews have been swept away in the season’s festivities, and very few people ever pause to consider the celebration’s intrinsic meaning, history, or origins.

·Christmas celebrates the birth of the Christian god who came to rescue mankind from the “curse of the Torah.” It is a 24-hour declaration that Judaism is no longer valid.

· Christmas is a lie. There is no Christian church with a tradition that Jesus was really born on December 25th.

· December 25 is a day on which Jews have been shamed, tortured, and murdered.

· Many of the most popular Christmas customs – including Christmas trees, mistletoe, Christmas presents, and Santa Claus – are modern incarnations of the most depraved pagan rituals ever practiced on earth.



Many who are excitedly preparing for their Christmas celebrations would prefer not knowing about the holiday’s real significance. If they do know the history, they often object that their celebration has nothing to do with the holiday’s monstrous history and meaning. “We are just having fun.”

Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday. Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices. Imagine that on that day, Jews were historically subject to perverse tortures and abuse, and that this continued for centuries.

Now, imagine that your great-great-great-grandchildren were about to celebrate Hitlerday. April 20th arrived. They had long forgotten about Auschwitz and Bergen Belsen. They had never heard of gas chambers or death marches. They had purchased champagne and caviar, and were about to begin the party, when someone reminded them of the day’s real history and their ancestors’ agony. Imagine that they initially objected, “We aren’t celebrating the Holocaust; we’re just having a little Hitlerday party.” If you could travel forward in time and meet them; if you could say a few words to them, what would you advise them to do on Hitlerday?

On December 25, 1941, Julius Streicher, one of the most vicious of Hitler’s assistants, celebrated Christmas by penning the following editorial in his rabidly Antisemitic newspaper, Der Stuermer:

If one really wants to put an end to the continued prospering of this curse from heaven that is the Jewish blood, there is only one way to do it: to eradicate this people, this Satan’s son, root and branch.

It was an appropriate thought for the day. This Christmas, how will we celebrate?

AUTHOR: LAWRENCE KELEMEN

not exactly but closer than what 99% of people have been taught and most believe still to this day even as adults
 
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