hey mike you asshole. i have chick skin and i feel i need to lay down.
so i took your advice id try a girly bath. well so i go snooping around for the X shit.. found no bath shit.. which is fine.. i normally just use Epson salt to soak in hot boiling water. yeah i like it so hot it hurts. hah. you see im to damn tall to take a bath like i would love to you know like soak your whole body in.. but only my legs fin the tub. to damn tall.. hah. so normally i soak in hot boiling Epson salt. anyhow, i thought that was not chick enough.. so i went out my back door and chopped up some alevera. diced that shit up, tossed it in the tub and let the pieces float around in the boiling hot water.. no really it was boiling this time.. just happens to be one of the coldest weeks here.. so my water here, just could not get hot enough on its own. normally can during rest of the year.. so i had to add boiling water.
anyhow, once it was cool enough to get in.. probably to hot but whatever, cold and heat i do not feel so well in my bad leg. anyhow, now my skin is as soft as a chicks ass man.
ill be up front here bro, i aint doing any kind of make up. ( i actually saw some milienals on youtube showing how they do guys make up. like wtf. unless you are behind a camera wtf do you need make up for.. im just a bit old school for this feminine men stuff i fear, or as south park calls them metorsexual. LOL, :P )
either way, i do feel better. now i must try to sleep. i may score some herb tomorrow nite we shall see.
rock on,
chris.
ok kief.. i better find that chick in my dream tonight. :D laughs
alright friends, you all have a great fucking night and shit.. rock out with your cocks out, as we use to say when we were young and dumb!