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tinderthumbs

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I also know an officer at a local PD.......... he only job is trying to find.... trap... catch pervs on the internet........ you'd never know he wasn't some well endowed 15 year old young lady going wild.
I don't know how cops and what ever can set there and act like some lil girl and damn near cyber sex with them to trap them In to coming over
 
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just had 4 sets of sick war looking planes flying over my house they are sooooooo low u can see all there markins

i used to watch the A-10 Warthogs do strafing runs on Lake of the Ozarks a few years back. They are based at Whiteman Air Force Base. Once in a while we'd see the F-117 stealth fighters flying so low they'd shoot up a rooster tail off the water.
Got to see the stealth bombers once in a while too. very very kewl
 
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Yeah i know exactly how that works.. was in walmart a week or so ago, my mom was buying some yak alcohol shit for my dad something a kid would NEVER wanna drink on.. Anyway we get up to the register and this bitch looks at ME who's now standing in the baggage area of the check out.. and says " Are you over 21? " I look at her with a slightly puzzled look like uhh yeah I ain't been 21 in like.. I hada stop and do the math quickly at that point and said fuck it and blurted out.. Im 36!

Shes like Oh well im gonna need to see your I.D., Me in PJ bottoms looks puzzled again,, I look at my mom and im like no fuckin way im running ALL teh way out to the truck to get my god damn ID! im 36 this is bullshit!

Guess who hada run out to the truck to get his fucking ID....

I was pissed! lol
Haha but it's better then looking 50 when your 39 like my brother in law. I think it's his punishment for being a dueche his whole life
 
tinderthumbs

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i used to watch the A-10 Warthogs do strafing runs on Lake of the Ozarks a few years back. They are based at Whiteman Air Force Base. Once in a while we'd see the F-117 stealth fighters flying so low they'd shoot up a rooster tail off the water.
Got to see the stealth bombers once in a while too. very very kewl
o u in mo u see that just past that law in kc mo u can have up to 35gm max fin is 25$
 
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I saw a B-1 bomber once flyover a field i was playing in when i was younger. i would kill to be able to take a ride along in a modern fighter jet. i would vomit all over the place i am sure. it would be so worth it. I had a guy that flies a Pitts Special, said he would take me up one day, never did hear anything else out of him though
 
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What a nasty, shitty day! Just got back from a run to the south end of Murder City to pick up a flight cage. Didn't make it five miles before I spotted two idiots smashed into the wall and one loser that decided to flip out and wind up in a really deep ditch. Something to be said for morons that have lived here all their lives and still have to be re-trained every time there's a little dab of snow.
Gonna let me feet warm up then I'm heading out for beer day!
 
LittleDabbie

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What a nasty, shitty day! Just got back from a run to the south end of Murder City to pick up a flight cage. Didn't make it five miles before I spotted two idiots smashed into the wall and one loser that decided to flip out and wind up in a really deep ditch. Something to be said for morons that have lived here all their lives and still have to be re-trained every time there's a little dab of snow.
Gonna let me feet warm up then I'm heading out for beer day!


Whats a Flight cage???
 
Hippie

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Man, you old farts outta smell my house. Put a three hour boil on a ham bone, got the 'tatters diced up and the beans soaked, and just about to toss it all together. Beans and beer. Feel sorry for the OH when she hits the bed tonight. Pays her back for her corned beef and cabbage blowout she pulled St. Patty's Day.
 
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