Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[mendel]

bloody butt.........oh the joys of getting old........cant wait till my himrods drop

 

[mendel]

Yep, hard work will give you a paper asshole for sure.

Note to self..........dont work hard, itll give you a paper asshole for sure

 

[Hippie]

bloody butt.........oh the joys of getting old........cant wait till my himrods drop

We always called 'em Harley-roids, just 'cause it sounded better. I named the biggest one Billy after the last apprentice I raised. Once I got the boy's mind right, he turned out well, but it was a battle; a real pain in the ass.

 

[Hippie]

Note to self..........dont work hard, itll give you a paper asshole for sure

When you're the first long haired hippie in the local back in the 70s, you gain respect by doing the work of three men instead of one. Gets you noticed by the contractors, too. They don't give a shit what you look like. They like the look of dollar signs.

 

[mendel]

I dont see how a guy could work and sweat all day with all that hair, couldnt do it.esp up there w the humidity you folk have.

 

[Grower13]

Why? We're all gonna die soon, so why deny yourself? You in a cult?

I want to die healthy as possible......... it's good to flush your system weekly.......... no rattle snake handling by me....... I do get twitter post from Trump..... if that counts......

 

[mendel]

Ok gotta go make this order..........put it off as long as humanly possible.............did I mention I hate talking on the phone.

yea im weird like that, I have one fork I always eat with too.

 

[Grower13]

when is national cleavage day this year.......... don't want to miss it this year.......

 

[mendel]

Got my farmtek order made, the greenhouse gets a new skin..........over and out

 

[giggy]

We always called 'em Harley-roids, just 'cause it sounded better. I named the biggest one Billy after the last apprentice I raised. Once I got the boy's mind right, he turned out well, but it was a battle; a real pain in the ass.

And i have been thinking about putting a hardtail on my old sporty.

I dont see how a guy could work and sweat all day with all that hair, couldnt do it.esp up there w the humidity you folk have.

Simple all that hair fills with sweat and keeps your head cool. I alway wearca dew rag or a welders cap.

 

[yooper420]

I am an old curmugeonous stoner. May I please join your club?

An old curmudgeonous stoner huh ? And ya wanna join in on all of our fun ? How thick is your skin ? Do you nod off at the computer ?
If ya answer yes to all 4 or 3 or 2 or even 1, ya be an old fart.
We welcome ya in the OFC, post away, watch out for some zingers though.

 

[yooper420]

when is national cleavage day this year.......... don't want to miss it this year.......

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Really hate to say it, but I enjoy ladies with smaller boobs. Ya know the old saying " more then a mouthful is a waste".

 

[yooper420]

Now the bad news from yesterday`s trip to the doctor by my wife. She has a broken foot now, back to the doctor this afternoon. Later, ya bunch of old stoned curmudgeons.

 

[Grower13]

Really hate to say it, but I enjoy ladies with smaller boobs. Ya know the old saying " more then a mouthful is a waste".

most abc's become D's E's and F's these days.................... but yeah small breasted women are to be enjoyed to.......

 

[Grower13]

I'm an ass man.................... and this impresses me

 

[Grower13]

 

[giggy]

Yoop sorry to hear of the wife's foot. G13 i'm a whole body man i like it all.

 

[kevinn]

Really hate to say it, but I enjoy ladies with smaller boobs. Ya know the old saying " more then a mouthful is a waste".

I thought it was "more than a handful is wasted"

 

[guymandude]

i don;t care how big or small, as long as they are sensitive. I used to date a girl that would orgasm from me playing with her nipples. Life was good. However, in my experience, the bigger they are, the less sensitive they are


I'm off to Colorado tomorrow for a beautifully long weekend.

@Kraven, see you soon

 

[G gnome]

Got my farmtek order made, the greenhouse gets a new skin..........over and out

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