This is the toughest animal on the planet.
survives minus 272 degrees. 1 degree above absolute zero degrees.
boiling water.
powerful radiation blast wont phase him.
thrives in absolute vacuum of outer space.
massive crushing pressure wont hurt him.
He has survived in outer space on the 'outside' of a spaceship for 12 days, holyshit.
he can drop to 3% water
then he can go dormant if needed for 40 years.
He is a space traveler.
to me, I'm looking at an outer space suit. This is someones lab experiment. The snout, I got that piece in my Lego set somewhere around here.
Here is the creepy part. He has been found on a variety maple that has many DNA sequences of cannabis. When I saw the tree pics I swore I was looking at Russet Mites. The infection looks the same but you Can Not find these guys in a 100 power scope. Now I have videos of stage 1 - 4 of russets mites and my scopes can not see these guys. So Ive had plants and inspected plants that I could not find the russett mites in low power but ive seen those little bastards in all stages with a 100 power hand held cheapy... so it make me wonder, what the hell was on my plant. You do NOT want Taridigrades in your bud and now I'm finding out that this bug likes plants, They'd get in our mouth, throat stomach intestines , remember they have to go into the sun before there is enough heat to kill them. I swore those Tardigrade infected trees had Russetts and those trees are related to cannabis, nope they were infected with Tardigrades , crap. cant burn him, cant bury him, cant suffocate him, he wont die. you can read more about these guy in the DP today.
meet tardigrade
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This guy has got the ultimate space suit. He goes anywhere he wants to. Nobody can kill you. Now thats a space suit. If he get in you bud he's going to get in your body.
KEEP IT CLEAN FOLKS.