So, yesterday got very busy and so I did not have time to sit down and ramble. That changes now!
Why these strains?
I have two major goals when it comes to my growing through the rest of this year.
The first is to continue to gain more experience with different strains. I am really trying to get an intuitive feel: I take out my plants to examine them pretty regularly. Although I am screwing up more by not following a regimented schedule or treating it like a science, that is really not what I want from this hobby. I can drop into Science Brain if I have to, and I often enjoy that aspect of tinkering (though nowhere near as much with the nutes as a lot of people on here, which is totally fine). But really this hobby is a chance to connect with the plants and coexist with them, even if ultimately I am making them mostly die vigins before I harvest their bodies for my own use lol.
As such, I am growing samplers fully aware that I am being inefficient. The plants will not get expressed to their peak. I will not have maximum yields. It's fine. This is personal use and for personal growth.
The second is to gain experience in strains that fulfill a variety of functions throughout the day. I very strongly believe that different strains have different effects (as do most people here I would imagine), and I want to develop a rough outline of the landscape of what is possible before I hone in on any one thing. The types of effects that interest me are:
- Pain relief: My father suffers from complications related to Parkinson's and scoliosis. Basically his brain shuts off part of his back muscles when he stands to the tune of a 70 degree spinal curvature to the left. This causes significant pain. He also has other symptoms from Parkinson's, of course, but those are mostly treated by a combination of Deep Brain Stimulation (bzzz in the head....such a blessing to have had that surgery work out in the last 2 years), and his existing drugs. However, he has used pot to manage his pain for a few years to varied success. I really want to learn all I can about pain management with cannabis for his symptoms, and also for myself. I take a medication for a blood clotting condition that means I can't take most anti-inflammatory medications. So my options for pain relief are Tylenol and...pot. I have chronic sciatic nerve pain stemming from some lower back issues. Hence my medical need to find strains and applications that work. Thank goodness getting a medical card wasn't too bad.
- Meditative: I have a strong interest in various meditative traditions. I love sitting on my back porch and watching the birds etc. These are the most "recreational" strains.
- Productivity: You know, more clear-headed, functional strains. My classic examples are Super Silver Haze or Durban.
- Depression/Anxiety: I am especially prone to SAD and I live in Chicago. So, you know. I do take other medication for my anxiety and it works for me.
Because of the aforementioned, I am also going to be exploring processing options along with my wife. Edibles, topicals, oils. I am inhaling all the info I can right now. Rosenthal, Cervantes, etc. I love book recommendations.
So, to the strain selection! I will proceed alphabetically.
Cheese
This is a classic Skunk descendant from England. I think a lot of people know that, but I thought I would get that out of the way first. By all accounts, it is well-loved there. It's a euphoric strain that strikes me as good for when the sun is going down too early but you don't want to feel mopey. Obviously pungent, and also seems to have some solid body relaxation/relief properties.
Given its lower THC content compared to some other strains, it was not on my radar at first, but I got some free seeds from Seedsman. After researching, my interest was piqued, and then
@Dr.B mentioned how much he loved growing Seedsman strains, including a wonderful experience with Cheese. That counted for a lot in my decision-making process. I also smoked some other Skunk descendants that had lower THC but really packed a punch and realized I was thinking about the effects of pot like it was alcohol and that was dumb. It's a lot more complex than that.
Ultimately, I think this is the purest hybrid I will be growing, and I think I will really like it. The flowering time fits with everyone else, so it should be good!
(Strains it beat out include Black Widow, White Widow, Bruce Banger, SSOG from Crockett Family Farms, and Nepal Jam from Ace. Gosh, I have gotten a lot of free seeds. Black Widow is the only one of those I paid for and even that was like 20 bucks since they are regs from Nirvana....that was the toughest call for me.)
Chemdog
I have only a vague idea of why this is called Chemdog. It is a pheno of Sour Diesel x OG Kush, two supposed descendants of Chemdawg, so I guess it should be kind of related...but still. Just seems confusing. Greenhouse Seeds came out with this a years ago (at least), and it's a monster plant by all accounts. My understanding of how Greenhouse operates is very marketing centric with Arjan, so I suppose this was an experiment.
I think Nirvana just replicated it somehow, as the specs are the same in terms of yield, potency, etc. They must have some sort of relationship, because this is not the only strain like that. Or maybe Nirvana just jacks people's stuff. Whatever.
It should be huge yielding, very potent, and very good for pain relief. I really, really enjoy Sour Diesel and OG Kush strains that I have smoked, so this seems like a match made for me. Gives me some good experience, flowers just about on schedule, and just checks the boxes I want to check.
@Beachwalker apparently has his eye on it too, and I tend to find what he grows interesting.
Plus Nirvana seeds are very inexpensive to my eye, so if this is good then I think I will become a regular customer. So far, the seeds look perfect (fresh, mature), and this girl popped no problem at all. So far, she is healthy.
Kali China
Ace seems really excited about this plant and so am I. It's one of their primary breeding blocks. An elite Chinese Yunnan hash plant crossed with old Kali Mist and bred for like 10 years into its current refined state. Sativa high with indica structure and the most complex terps in their catalog (so they say). People over at ICMag seem to really like it. I just think this seems like something I could never get at a dispensary and I like that. I also like how much breeding work has been put into it. Hopefully this will be a good, daytime, functional high that might have a little introspection to it too.
Sweet Zombie
This is courtesy of
@sshz both on recommendation and his generous spirit. It falls squarely into the pain relief category. It's a mix of Black Domina (itself a mix of Afghani, Hash Plant, Ortega, and Northern Lights) and Zombie Virus (which seems to have basically come from mix packs....BOG Medley, Sour Bubble, Rainbow, an Afghani....it's a mashup). Basically, I consider this a crossroads of older school and newer school. I am going to grow this purely for a deep indica stone. Letting her go long....sshz recoommends 65+ days. I am going to aim to make it past week 9 and see where I am, but 10 weeks could happen if the plant allows.
Hopefully I get enough yield to mess with topicals and stuff from this bad boy. I am very intersted in Black Domina based on a lot of old school people around here and elsewhere praising the strain for its sleep-inducing and pain-relief qualities.
Zamaldelica x Kali China
Another strain Ace is super excited about. I think
@Dragonsflame might be growing some of this right now. Zamaldelica is a hybrid of a Sativa found on an island off Madagascar, Golden Tiger (Malawi x Thai) and another Thai if I am not mistaken. Again, it seems like it is gaining steam in the community. Dragonsflame seems to like it, lol. I am expecting a Haze competitor that provides a pleasant high. This plant, again, strikes me as something that i need to grow myself if I want to try it. So, here she is.
Summary
So basically, that is my reasoning behind the strain selection. Everyone is up and doing well, just very small. I am hoping to make it to 10 weeks with everyone, but the Kali China may prevent that. The indicas I am happy to let go long, but I want a functional buzz with the Kali China.
Pain relief: Sweet Zombie, Chemdog, kind of cheese.
Meditative: we will see how they all play.
Functional: Kali China, Zamaldelica x Kali China.
If you read all that you deserve a medal. I kind of feel narcisistic writing it all and sharing it. Normally this kind of stuff just goes into a notebook or a Google doc lol. But I am trying to be better about sharing and not trying to be perfect when I share. Plus I think this kind of post is what this forum is for. Or at least I hope.
When I can next sit down I will be talking about growing methods and all that fun stuff. Again, this is more for me than you, whoever you are reading this. Thank you for spending any time at all here. I appreciate it. This community has really helped me a lot. I have learned a lot here that could have practical benefit, but the vibes here are so much better than a lot of other pot communities that feel kind of skeezy in a bad way.
I appreciate you. <3 Good vibes....