In the spring I'll be using all my "facilities" to enhance my outdoor grow, and that will likely include some plants in remote areas, with that thought in mind, I decided to dedicate this thread to furthering and exploring this topic in hopes of improving my phallus based growing techniqes.
Walking though the woods fully hydrated and with reserve 2 liter should be a "spot on" approach to obtaining excellent returns, with a minimalist approach. For those guys with little hand syndrome, it's a chance for redemption, and restoring one's self image, and confidence. Redeem your lost manhood.
During a pee, a healthy adult will release 11g nitrogen/urea, 1g phosphorus/super-phosphate and 2.5g potassium.
Urine is 95 per cent water, 2.5 per cent of which is urea, and a further 2.5 per cent of which is a mixture of minerals, salts, hormones and enzymes.
I've been taking a "maxi" mult-vitamin B suppliment, and 500 mg Vit C. And because riboflavin and other B vitamins are water-soluble, your body dissolves any excess and excretes it in — you guessed it — your urine. Vitamin C is metabolized in the liver and excreted by the kidneys. The renal threshold for excretion of vitamin C is 1.4 mg/100 mL. Excess vitamin C is excreted unchanged in the urine.
Use fresh Urine! The smell of ammonia also indicates a drop in nutritional content. Use old wee directly on your compost heap.
There is also the added pleasure of feeling that you are a more integrated part of the cycle of growth in your garden; in the loop, not exempted from it. Happy gardening - and remember these golden rules...
Have any ideas that might enhance this process, please she your ideas.
Wait. Let me make sure I understand. We are all inside on this side of the world because... winter.
And because plants all of the sudden need Vitamin C that our liver wait wtf.
Back to inside... so I'm supposed to piss in my plants. And then harvest. And then smoke it. Really. You guys get twisted tits over a microscopic bug (mites) but you'll smoke your own piss? Ok. Couple more questions:
1) Does febreeze REALLY mask the odor or does your house smell like a stale preschool?
2) Do you PH your piss before you golden shower your plants?
3) Follow up to #1. Does anyone in your home suffer sensory challenges like the inability to smell?
4) Do you find a sharper urea like taste in your Skunk to be desireable?
5) What glorious % of THC increase have you experienced with your golden shower technique?
6) When you recycle your soil do you bother to rinse it and wash your piss ridden grow bags or do you just let the funk roll?
7) When LittleDabbie started advocating this bullshit once upon a time, I thought he was joking. You were joking right? Or is this another tornado wind on the plant theory? Please clarify.
8) Will your "Frankenstein Autos" have a Certified by Frank's Piss stamp on it?
9) Is this the kind of whack shit you want showing up next to your screen name on Google?
10) Follow up to #9... you ARE aware that as a wanna be breeder that people will google you and THCFarmer has excellent organic search I dexing power. Eg. Search for BOG Seeds Sour BluTooth lineage and right in the top 10 pops the BOG Tribute thread. To expound when someone searches for Frankster, will you really want people seeing Frank's Pissed Plants Theory? (Opps this line might actually make that happen)
11) Have you considered additional news headlines for this urine phenomena? Couple of suggestions for you:
Cannabis Breeder Franskter Endorses the Golden Shower Technique
Pissing Plants... Why They Could Save the World's Water Supply
Need an Extra Extra Funky Kick? Try Franster's new strain - AUTO PISS!
New Legacy Bean Box! Frankster's Pissed Panel Seeds Series
12) Follow up to #6, after you've pissed in your grow bags for 3 to 4 months, have you found that the microbes in your soil thrive or die when all of that bacteria hits them?
13) Follow up to #12, I heard a rumor that if you piss in your bags enough that it could cause piss diamonds in the soil. Can you please confirm?
14) Follow up to #10 this was all a big joke right or were you serious? Just trying to get my bearing straight on my virtual compass.