THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Deadstill]

Tick tock man. So, eat your wheaties.
You play this right, you gotta lay pipe early man, that way she isn’t as pissed about the house.

Luckily we're going to a hotel for the first night or two

But yeah.. Remember I told you I got into that Amazon Vine program? Well.. I kinda went overboard on that shit. I've got a pile of empty Amazon boxes in my living room from floor to ceiling

I'm not a hoarder I'm just saving the cardboard to line my hemp fields as weed cloth next season. Cardboard works great for that and it biodegrades..

At any rate.. . It's not just the empty boxes.. It's the 35k in free shit I've gotten from them so far this year

I think I went a little crazy? Meh. Whatev. I figure it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.. I mean, how often does someone say "Hey, you want this free shit? All ya gotta do is review it and pay taxes on it" You'd probably order a lot of shit, too!

 

[Captspaulding]

Or fuck you to death THEN use ya to clean up the pig sty.

Alls that’s gonna be left is a crater and a cowboy hat

 

[Deadstill]

Alls that’s gonna be left is a crater and a cowboy hat

Bro I almost spit my coffee all over my shit roflmaoooo

 

[Captspaulding]

Luckily we're going to a hotel for the first night or two

But yeah.. Remember I told you I got into that Amazon Vine program? Well.. I kinda went overboard on that shit. I've got a pile of empty Amazon boxes in my living room from floor to ceiling

I'm not a hoarder I'm just saving the cardboard to line my hemp fields as weed cloth next season. Cardboard works great for that and it biodegrades..

At any rate.. . It's not just the empty boxes.. It's the 35k in free shit I've gotten from them so far this year

I think I went a little crazy? Meh. Whatev. I figure it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.. I mean, how often does someone say "Hey, you want this free shit? All ya gotta do is review it and pay taxes on it" You'd probably order a lot of shit, too!

You see I’d be screwed though. My wife, bless her heart man, but she has a problem. I’ve been fighting it for years. It doesn’t matter if we have no use for it, but if it’s a box, my wife keeps those from everything. I hate boxes. They are fucking everywhere.

 

[Deadstill]

You see I’d be screwed though. My wife, bless her heart man, but she has a problem. I’ve been fighting it for years. It doesn’t matter if we have no use for it, but if it’s a box, my wife keeps those from everything. I hate boxes. They are fucking everywhere.

I'm guilty on that for some things but I agree. I keep boxes for important electronics like computers/monitors/TV's etc. Just because ya never know if you're gunna move and the box they came in usually the best way to move something.

But yeah luckily everything I've gotten from Vine is shit that I/we needed. I've gotten enough furniture to completely redecorate my bedroom (which I have almost finished but doubt I'll finish in time for her to get home) and a bunch of other shit we needed.

I just moved into this house last June. We have 2 houses. Well, a house and a mobile home. I was living in the mobile home this entire time because 2/3rds of it is my grow rooms.

I made the mistake of letting a friend who became homeless, stay in my main house last winter. He fuckin trashed the shit out of it so we had to throw away a lot of furniture, dishes, etc.

So Vine helped me recoup a lot of that stuff.

But I still have a huge pile of unopened boxes I haven't had time to get to yet

I reckon the wife's just gunna have to accept it and help me get this house in order

Fuck it

 

[Captspaulding]

I'm guilty on that for some things but I agree. I keep boxes for important electronics like computers/monitors/TV's etc. Just because ya never know if you're gunna move and the box they came in usually the best way to move something.

But yeah luckily everything I've gotten from Vine is shit that I/we needed. I've gotten enough furniture to completely redecorate my bedroom (which I have almost finished but doubt I'll finish in time for her to get home) and a bunch of other shit we needed.

I just moved into this house last June. We have 2 houses. Well, a house and a mobile home. I was living in the mobile home this entire time because 2/3rds of it is my grow rooms.

I made the mistake of letting a friend who became homeless, stay in my main house last winter. He fuckin trashed the shit out of it so we had to throw away a lot of furniture, dishes, etc.

So Vine helped me recoup a lot of that stuff.

But I still have a huge pile of unopened boxes I haven't had time to get to yet

I reckon the wife's just gunna have to accept it and help me get this house in order

Fuck it

What on earth were you supposed to do given your better half was gone? I mean, it’s just physics

 

[Captspaulding]

Howdy from the bayou!
Just tossing out the facts this am
Love y’all.
This place would suck if you folk weren’t around. I have a ton of shit to do today. I think I may finally go get dirt, and get the show on the road in the veg room.

 

[Deadstill]

What on earth were you supposed to do given your better half was gone? I mean, it’s just physics

Yeah well she's lucky she wasn't here to see what our "friend" did to our house. I got that fuckin nightmare cleaned up for the most part. Pretty sure she would be in Colorado Springs with a baseball bat hunting that mofo down like the rat he is, if she saw what I saw.

Between that and my health I have barely been able to do shit this summer. I have fuckin zero energy anymore. I'm pretty positive it's 100% because I'm pre-diabetic or possibly Type II by now.. I have a shit diet cuz I'm too lazy and impatient to cook for myself so I limit myself to frozen and canned food.

I just need her to come home and make me some good food so I can function, again.

 

[Deadstill]

Howdy from the bayou!
Just tossing out the facts this am
Love y’all.
This place would suck if you folk weren’t around. I have a ton of shit to do today. I think I may finally go get dirt, and get the show on the road in the veg room.

Same here man I don't do any other form of "social media" so y'all are like my own little support group lmao

 

[Captspaulding]

Yeah well she's lucky she wasn't here to see what our "friend" did to our house. I got that fuckin nightmare cleaned up for the most part. Pretty sure she would be in Colorado Springs with a baseball bat hunting that mofo down like the rat he is, if she saw what I saw.

Between that and my health I have barely been able to do shit this summer. I have fuckin zero energy anymore. I'm pretty positive it's 100% because I'm pre-diabetic or possibly Type II by now.. I have a shit diet cuz I'm too lazy and impatient to cook for myself so I limit myself to frozen and canned food.

I just need her to come home and make me some good food so I can function, again.

Oh dude get out of my head. I have found that if you are getting kinda off around 12 noon. Seriously all it takes is some crackers and peanut butter. Just something for your stomach to sizzle on. I’m the exact same way. I know how to cook all types of shit, but bet your ass the pantry is going down before I have to cook 1 noodle hahahaa. I get it man, so sorry about the friend that trashed your stuff. I’ve had that happen so many times it isn’t funny. Either I’m stupid, or I’m really stupid. take the ol lady out for a bite, and talk over all the dumb shit you missed on the phone. It’s not like our women don’t already know are life expectancy goes down drastically when they aren’t around hahahaha

 

[Captspaulding]

Same here man I don't do any other form of "social media" so y'all are like my own little support group lmao

This is the only thing I use as well. It’s amazing how well this place self governs in a way. It’s kinda great. Keeps the bs to a minimum. I’m down like bad credit

 

[Deadstill]

Oh dude get out of my head. I have found that if you are getting kinda off around 12 noon. Seriously all it takes is some crackers and peanut butter. Just something for your stomach to sizzle on. I’m the exact same way. I know how to cook all types of shit, but bet your ass the pantry is going down before I have to cook 1 noodle hahahaa. I get it man, so sorry about the friend that trashed your stuff. I’ve had that happen so many times it isn’t funny. Either I’m stupid, or I’m really stupid. take the ol lady out for a bite, and talk over all the dumb shit you missed on the phone. It’s not like our women don’t already know are life expectancy goes down drastically when they aren’t around hahahaha

Yeah it sucks man I wake up drink some coffee, feel good for about 3 hours, get as much shit done as I can in that time and then I start to crash out again. My sleep schedule since she left has been all over the fuckin board.

And same here I can cook I just don't have the patience to. Oh and I usually can't eat for the first couple of hours when I wake up because every morning I have zero appetite and usually start to feel nauseous after a couple of hours. I'll eat some yogurt or something once I feel like I can eat something, but yeah I know it's my shit diet that's causing me all this trouble but I still can't muster up the will to cook something good for myself

Oh and that's another big reason I have to smoke weed. It's the only thing that makes the nausea in the morning go away and gives me an appetite to eat.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

Howdy from the bayou!
Just tossing out the facts this am
Love y’all.
This place would suck if you folk weren’t around. I have a ton of shit to do today. I think I may finally go get dirt, and get the show on the road in the veg room.

Morning farmers!

Hell yeah, i agree with all of that. Thanks for creating such an open thread on the farm. Conducive to education and general tomfoolery!

I want to pop some beans.. i've been crazy busy the last week and a half... might find some time this weekend. Want to have a few sprouts ready when the Durban Poison is chopped.

 

[sourorangedieselkush]

Recharge is fantastic

 

[Captspaulding]

Morning farmers!

Hell yeah, i agree with all of that. Thanks for creating such an open thread on the farm. Conducive to education and general tomfoolery!

I want to pop some beans.. i've been crazy busy the last week and a half... might find some time this weekend. Want to have a few sprouts ready when the Durban Poison is chopped.

That’s a perfect way to go about it. Can’t wait to see. So when is your proposed chop date bro? I’m looking at 17 days and counting.
In 3 days they all get the drill.

 

[Captspaulding]

Recharge is fantastic

Indeed. Not bad stuff. Good top feed.

 

[sourorangedieselkush]

Indeed. Not bad stuff. Good top feed.

I brew it up in a tea. Kiwi peels, banana peels, fish shit and recharge. I use bat guano in flowering. Leave it aerated for a couple days

 

[Tumbleweed375]

That’s a perfect way to go about it. Can’t wait to see. So when is your proposed chop date bro? I’m looking at 17 days and counting.
In 3 days they all get the drill.

I'm 16 days from the 8 week since flip mark. So maybe a bit passed that. Still lots of white pistils

I'me excited to see the stem splitting/drilling.

Here is a look at the stem on #3

 

[Captspaulding]

I brew it up in a tea. Kiwi peels, banana peels, fish shit and recharge. I use bat guano in flowering. Leave it aerated for a couple days

First one to drink some gets $50

 

[Captspaulding]

Yeah it sucks man I wake up drink some coffee, feel good for about 3 hours, get as much shit done as I can in that time and then I start to crash out again. My sleep schedule since she left has been all over the fuckin board.

And same here I can cook I just don't have the patience to. Oh and I usually can't eat for the first couple of hours when I wake up because every morning I have zero appetite and usually start to feel nauseous after a couple of hours. I'll eat some yogurt or something once I feel like I can eat something, but yeah I know it's my shit diet that's causing me all this trouble but I still can't muster up the will to cook something good for myself

Oh and that's another big reason I have to smoke weed. It's the only thing that makes the nausea in the morning go away and gives me an appetite to eat.

I’m a one meal a day dude, been like that forever, but really the last 10 years, if I get to shaking and shit like that, usually around noon, I’ll stop and grab anything handy. And in about 15 mins I’m good to go. My wife says all the time “you’re pre diabetic” but I’m an idiot. I hate drs. And then when I finally eat dinner, it lands on my like a plane crash. So yeah, it’s a push and pull. I feel you man, we ain’t very different on the diet and of things buddy.