THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[2Water]

Yep I actually stop following it for that reason and just go to recent threads it’s always there. Still learning my way around
Hopefully do an update on my grow this week. Added 4x8 tent and new lights

When you do, post a link here so we can follow along!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Yeah, it’s why I’m legally blind in my right eye.

Because of Nancy Regan’s nipples? Or jumbo pencils?

 

[Captspaulding]

I don’t know when the cutoff was, but as a kid if you spent enough time outside you would eventually find someone’s stash of porn. I’m honestly surprised that I didn’t witness more random masterbation in the woods as a kid. It was probably around the time that they started selling multi packs with free dvds, “I loved those free dvds “ actually sent them to my buddy when he was deployed in Iraq, best part was when I got them back years later, definitely would’ve turned down borrowed magazines though ! Sadly I was forced to part with my shoeboxes full of smut, girlfriend got some weird ideas in her head when she saw some of the weird stuff they’d put in those multipacks. I tried explaining to her that I’m not into midgets, or pregnant women gangbangs, that I was only after those free DVDs. I don’t think she believes me though.

She chooses not too, she should try banging a midget, they fit into suitcases…..

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Because of Nancy Regan’s nipples? Or jumbo pencils?

I came into the thread to this. *slowly walks backwards*

 

[Captspaulding]

Because of Nancy Regan’s nipples? Or jumbo pencils?

Oh don’t act like you don’t know?

Me and Nancy go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy back. To when dinosaurs roamed the earf

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Death.Milk.Design

Here ya go capt. Some skull work!

 

[Rama777]

She chooses not too, she should try banging a midget, they fit into suitcases…..

I remember seeing suitcase midget porn in a bar in NYC. The bar owner’s kid was there with her. He couldn’t have been more than 11, just watching midget and tentacle porn. I’ll always wonder how he turned out..

 

[2Water]

She chooses not too, she should try banging a midget, they fit into suitcases…..

one of my best friends was locked up for 15 yrs as a juvenile. He got out and we tried to show him the world. He had a midget Fantasy and we finally found him one that wasnt scared of him! Long story short, he has a prince Edward, and while doing the deed he literally tore her up and we had to take her to the ER

 

[Captspaulding]

Death.Milk.Design

Here ya go capt. Some skull work!

Yoink! That’s dope af!

 

[Captspaulding]

one of my best friends was locked up for 15 yrs as a juvenile. He got out and we tried to show him the world. He had a midget Fantasy and we finally found him one that wasnt scared of him! Long story short, he has a prince Edward, and while doing the deed he literally tore her up and we had to take her to the ER

Well, just call that midget Hiroshima

The spot has been blown out the damned frame

 

[2Water]

I remember seeing suitcase midget porn in a bar in NYC. The bar owner’s kid was there with her. He couldn’t have been more than 11, just watching midget and tentacle porn. I’ll always wonder how he turned out..

Nugget porn was both weird and fascinating at the same time

 

[Captspaulding]

I remember seeing suitcase midget porn in a bar in NYC. The bar owner’s kid was there with her. He couldn’t have been more than 11, just watching midget and tentacle porn. I’ll always wonder how he turned out..

Perfectly normal

 

[Captspaulding]

Nugget porn was both weird and fascinating at the same time

Like a slow mo car crash man!

 

[2Water]

Like a slow mo car crash man!

Moths to a flame!

 

[RhCrusader]

Little before video

 

[Captspaulding]

Moths to a flame!

Haahahaha

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Death.Milk.Design

Here ya go capt. Some skull work!

That’s crazy, bet you can spend hours looking at that picture and keep noticing cool stuff, kinda like this thread

 

[2Water]

Who needs a therapy session when you can come trainwreck with the Capt!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

one of my best friends was locked up for 15 yrs as a juvenile. He got out and we tried to show him the world. He had a midget Fantasy and we finally found him one that wasnt scared of him! Long story short, he has a prince Edward, and while doing the deed he literally tore her up and we had to take her to the ER

Isn’t it a Prince Albert? Or is prince Edward a thing too?

 

[2Water]

Isn’t it a Prince Albert? Or is prince Edward a thing too?

Totally Prince Albert funny thing is, you have to know what it is to correct me thanks bro, all I remember was the dick piercing. He called it his twin turbos