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[BB22]

There’s some disturbing news is coming out of Colorado

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

This is my 4th time setting up a place to grow... I've maybe only have a few years of actual hands on solo growing.... I started out by going to a growers house and being taken under his wing and learning from his grows.... I would show up 3x a week basically to watch and learn... of coarse hand trimming was my payment for his knowledge....

My 1st grow attempt... my landlord ratted me out to my pops when I was like 22... no reason for that to have happened at all....had to stop for a few years to get pops off back....

2nd time was outdoors for a few summers... cops found plants by 3rd grow season

3rd time I picked up was when I was 28... I had a good place to grow but had a roommate screw me over... always cutting buds when I was asleep... didn't understand how having 20 plants in a house was major jailtime... even then my grows are not they are now....

4th time Is my current growing life cycle... at least it's always going to finally be a permanent thing with me....

I actually did more research than I have with hands on experience.... I have the knowledge of "low level Master grower"

But my actual growing experience is probably less than your 6 years total time...

Being where I am at now is my longest time of being able grow and I'm about to hit the 2 year mark now!

Yeah I don’t really count stuff in my high school years because of the bullshit that continued to happen before I could bring a single grow to harvest, probably lost five grows due to : LSD induced paranoia, breaking and entering, under watering by my grandmother on vacation, probably on purpose , deer, groundhogs, rabbits, and teenagers .
I started up again in 2018 and killed my first attempt mid flower by overwatering. I was gifted an actual nice mid flower professionally grown mellon ball, with an aphid infestation shortly after. I covered it with neem oil and almost killed that, some how it survived, the aphids died off and I was able to bring one to harvest.
After that I quit fucking around and invested in a grow tent and viparspectra v300, I grew bag seed my brother had saved we think it was lemon drop, sure smelled and tasted like lemon, anyways that is what I consider my first official grow. Back in the yesteryears of 2018, pretty much the last normal year I remember. Shit got kinda weird after that

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Yup this is the perfect place to post for the perfect town

Obviously muscling in on the mustache mans territory!! Seriously though you don’t have a mustache like that and not offend cough cough CHILDREN sexually.

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh I agree whole heartedly... I just wait till a sneeze can knock the leaf stem to the floor

After my Thanos slap... Banner's inner Hulk still in there

Top left fucking incredible
Top right Banner 2
Yall know Gobbles the Halfsquatch
Bottom right purple urkle...

When hulk bigger me slap you kash

 

[Captspaulding]

My go to strain this year I can’t wait to start my outdoor garden looking fantastic capt!!!!!

Thanks r double oh oh Kay eeeeeee!

 

[Captspaulding]

Let’s steal that smiling face right off of your
Head

 

[BB22]

Doing my best
That’s Trusts Tokyo and Sour D on the left

My attempt at the Captains blue dream on the right
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[Captspaulding]

Doing my best
That’s Trusts Tokyo and Sour D on the left

My attempt at the Captains blue dream on the right
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More nitrogen In flower. And a bit more potassium and phos. You are not far off the mark. It fades early as I’m sure you noticed…..hang on let me show ya mine….
It’ll still yield it looks like. It can def be hungry but it’s generally something you don’t have to go out of your way for with multiple strains in my case. So I think if you are using the same nutes as your other ladies, we may have a discrepancy there.

 

[Captspaulding]

Also, it’s @GNick55 bday he didn’t say anything until later in the day. We can’t let him get away with that, let’s get over there and annoy him some let him know that we know he’s old

What’s GNick55 up too

I'm growing a couple Afghani now, I really only smoke Indica at nighttime (I'm a Haze fan), it knocks me out but haven't found anything that keeps me asleep. Believe me, if I find a reliable sleep agent everyone is going to know!

www.thcfarmer.com

 

[Week4Bytch]

@Putthataway was your ladies already flowering when they showed up male?

 

[Captspaulding]

@Putthataway was your ladies already flowering when they showed up male?

Looked bare bones to me homie….

 

[Week4Bytch]

Looked bare bones to me homie….

Alright. Had some shit happen on my end, we both grabbed beans from the same guy was just curious about it.

 

[Captspaulding]

Alright. Had some shit happen on my end, we both grabbed beans from the same guy was just curious about it.

Oh? Regs for you too? Or a dude that looks like a lady?

 

[Week4Bytch]

Oh? Regs for you too? Or a dude that looks like a lady?

Hey I was drunk!

 

[Captspaulding]

Hey I was drunk!

10/10 would stake.

 

[Captspaulding]

The incomparable Eddie Murphy with his
Attempt at a eh who the fuck am I kidding?
This is absolutely horrendous.

You’re welcome. It is hilarious with the right eyes.

 

[Itscheese94]

whats the matter dont like clowns

 

[Cannaburg]

Obviously muscling in on the mustache mans territory!! Seriously though you don’t have a mustache like that and not offend cough cough CHILDREN sexually.

I have a sister who grew up doing theatre... I was stoned and this popped up... it caught me off guard seeing this... I thought it was funny that's all...

 

[Cannaburg]

I like these clowns!!!

 

[Leoman]

So, switch the light to 12" 900+ ppfd as soon as you flip to 12/12?

Woke up this morning and these things had a huge jump in height. I've learned a ton since starting this, but I'm seriously ready for this first harvest to be done. Next time I'll have a more solid plan knowing what to expect.