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Natural selection, you are missed my friend 🤣 2 things I noticed 1: The level of idiocracy you have to hit to not in is to open the box 2: the fact that the guy who made this warning label is probably the guy who needed it because they put the warning...
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Natural selection, you are missed my friend 🤣

2 things I noticed

1: The level of idiocracy you have to hit to not in is to open the box

2: the fact that the guy who made this warning label is probably the guy who needed it because they put the warning on the inside flap of the box that you won’t see till it’s open….

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This one?


I’m telling ya since I’ve had the first few seeds going and I found this freak pheno everyone loves it, I just kept her going, that’s why imma hit it with so many pollens to start playing with it, even with these light leaves under LED’s she’s a crazy flavor producer even though I’m flowering out the mother she’ll carry on in multiple crosses 😁

The other phenos diddnt have this density, or aroma or flavor, or leaf coloration, she was like a completely different strain
I see that post now, I’ve been clicking back while trying to hold a couple convos,
And 100% I have some more of those seeds tucked away, I got you homie. I’m glad you like it, and your friends too, I kinda feel like I caught lighting in a bottle with that strain.
It really has been a pleasure watching the farmers here with her.
I’m one proud jackass.



But shit mang, you know I have you covered👊🏻🤡

Thanks for reposting that for me @Mikedin
 
This JH BB flower has that slow creep sativa thing going on too.

You know the one. You take 3 or 4 good rips. And it leaves ya a little disappointed, but then 25 mins later you realized you've smoke a little too much to be pulling a deck apart 🤣🤣
I’ve been smokin huge joints and taking down shutters to paint them, I’ve found about 30 hornets nests I’ve had to kill, been stung 3 times and pulled off 3 shutters that had a live bat behind them 🤣 fuckers don’t like bein disturbed I can tel ya that

Couple that with joint after joint and I’m damn near jumpin off the scaffold each time I take off the next shutter own or anything flies by my head 🤣
 
I see that post now, I’ve been clicking back while trying to hold a couple convos,
And 100% I have some more of those seeds tucked away, I got you homie. I’m glad you like it, and your friends too, I kinda feel like I caught lighting in a bottle with that strain.
It really has been a pleasure watching the farmers here with her.
I’m one proud jackass.



But shit mang, you know I have you covered👊🏻🤡

Thanks for reposting that for me @Mikedin
No problem homie this place moves quick 🤣
 
This JH BB flower has that slow creep sativa thing going on too.

You know the one. You take 3 or 4 good rips. And it leaves ya a little disappointed, but then 25 mins later you realized you've smoke a little too much to be pulling a deck apart 🤣🤣

Very potent flower. You just can't tell right away because it doesn't slap your chest or forehead with a brick indica-style lol
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
If the chest hairs ain’t catching a perm,
You ain’t doing it right….


Says me 20 or so years ago.
My lungs ain’t quite what they used to be.
I eat more wax, then I smoke.
I ain’t trying to set the world on fire nowadays. Just my brain pan.
 
I'm gonna regret putting the JH BB lineage outside in Tennessee. I can literally feel it.

@Captspaulding they haven't been the most vigorous phenos (mine and Walt's anyway) but this is absolutely some of the densest, nicest looking and smelling flower I've had this year.

This was DWC grown on a solid run though, will be extra dense.

His pheno #2 in flower and he's gonna gather me some pollen from the 1 male too if you ended up wanting any of that lol (so far only 1 in 7 plants were male)
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This is pheno #2 of his. It's sensitive, he light burned the hell out of it lol. He says this one's even denser though.
What happens when keeping it real goes
🪄 presto.
Just completely de leaf them, and claim that you always deleaf entirely for fatter nugs.
Bc yeah, no one likes looking at a screw up. 😜
It happens man, last time I had some scorched earth shit like that, was a Cali dream run a few years back. still absolutely amazing smoke, just looked naked at harvest in the ol leaf dept.
 
Just a few more to pop and then I can get them into solos shortly after.
And just put 17 banners in dirt.
I had a hankering for some cali dream, and banner respectfully.
Top shelf, 109 little shits.
Bottom 32 littler shits.
Fuck.
What the hell am I doing?
they are gonna be hanging from the ceiling in no time 🤪
 

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2 things I noticed

1: The level of idiocracy you have to hit to not in is to open the box

2: the fact that the guy who made this warning label is probably the guy who needed it because they put the warning on the inside flap of the box that you won’t see till it’s open….

🤣
Yes.
Gatdamned it yes. 😂
 
Jesus cap do you have stock options in the farm? 2k pages is nuts 🤣
Nope!
But the stock is thick in legit badass homies.
It fluctuates from time to time, when some don’t get my Schtick, I just shoot confetti out of my ass at them and call it golden.

Otherwise, I’m blessed to have y’all 👊🏻🤡
 
I'm not knocking 18/6 to 12/12....I'm running it.....well.....perpetual would be, umm, a little complicated to run anything else......fuck....that got me thinking.....🤔

Have multiple tents, with different times, and swap um every week........🙄

But back to the gradual vs. instant flip....

Both work great....but.....

If you have shitty genetics, the chances of stressing the plant are higher with an instant flip vs. a gradual one......

And truth be told, in my experience, the plants responded Extremely well with the gradual!! Kinda explosive, Explosive growth.....I would still be using the gradual time if not for the perpetual.....minus my lil thinking up there...🧐🤔..

I'm all for the grad.....Thank you Gnick! I was impressed!

Hey Capt. ....gotta pipe in about the Cali Blue.....nitrogen hungry bitch that is exactly as stated! Round 2 is way better, and 3 is a promising best!!! Cali Dream is just starting out, so that'll be a minute or 2......probably literally....🤔🤓.....plus I got bored the other day and dropped some seeds......🙄🤭...

Thank you Capt!
 
I'm not knocking 18/6 to 12/12....I'm running it.....well.....perpetual would be, umm, a little complicated to run anything else......fuck....that got me thinking.....🤔

Have multiple tents, with different times, and swap um every week........🙄

But back to the gradual vs. instant flip....

Both work great....but.....

If you have shitty genetics, the chances of stressing the plant are higher with an instant flip vs. a gradual one......

And truth be told, in my experience, the plants responded Extremely well with the gradual!! Kinda explosive, Explosive growth.....I would still be using the gradual time if not for the perpetual.....minus my lil thinking up there...🧐🤔..

I'm all for the grad.....Thank you Gnick! I was impressed!

Hey Capt. ....gotta pipe in about the Cali Blue.....nitrogen hungry bitch that is exactly as stated! Round 2 is way better, and 3 is a promising best!!! Cali Dream is just starting out, so that'll be a minute or 2......probably literally....🤔🤓.....plus I got bored the other day and dropped some seeds......🙄🤭...

Thank you Capt!
You sir, are always more than welcome.
I’d say 100% that cali b def isn’t a strain for a new grower. just because of its demands.
But once you lock it in,
She’s a giver.


One of the main reasons I haven’t tried a tapered flip, 100% bc of being perpetually growing, kinda a hard one to manage.
 
How’s them cement shoes seedlings looking!
One of the larger strains in here, with the okie heritage? I’m intrigued at the size this early on….heres one of the larger ones atm….a little leggy, but bc I’m dumb, I’m not catering to any one strain, when I pot it up I’ll rectify that end. But it’s in the top 3 size wise.
Thank you for hooking a homie up!
I’ll definitely keep you posted.
👊🏻🤡
 

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I'm not knocking 18/6 to 12/12....I'm running it.....well.....perpetual would be, umm, a little complicated to run anything else......fuck....that got me thinking.....🤔

Have multiple tents, with different times, and swap um every week........🙄

But back to the gradual vs. instant flip....

Both work great....but.....

If you have shitty genetics, the chances of stressing the plant are higher with an instant flip vs. a gradual one......

And truth be told, in my experience, the plants responded Extremely well with the gradual!! Kinda explosive, Explosive growth.....I would still be using the gradual time if not for the perpetual.....minus my lil thinking up there...🧐🤔..

I'm all for the grad.....Thank you Gnick! I was impressed!

Hey Capt. ....gotta pipe in about the Cali Blue.....nitrogen hungry bitch that is exactly as stated! Round 2 is way better, and 3 is a promising best!!! Cali Dream is just starting out, so that'll be a minute or 2......probably literally....🤔🤓.....plus I got bored the other day and dropped some seeds......🙄🤭...

Thank you Capt!
Oh I also have a 12 pack of cali dream just popping up now, so we will be concurrent with those, you know the deal, hit me up, we will get you on track with any aspect that may be a bitch. 👊🏻
 
2 things I noticed

1: The level of idiocracy you have to hit to not in is to open the box

2: the fact that the guy who made this warning label is probably the guy who needed it because they put the warning on the inside flap of the box that you won’t see till it’s open….

🤣
Sadly enough, that warning is there for a reason. I'm forever going to laugh now where I hear someone say that their pizza tasted like cardboard 🤣
 
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