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[BearWater]

What if I told you this clown has never ever ever rinsed his fabric pots?


Literally?

I bagged all my last pots to be rinsed and washed. Maybe they’ll just go back into circulation! I was thinking about using them on the deck for veggies either way. But washing them didn’t sound fun.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

What if I told you this clown has never ever ever rinsed his fabric pots?


Literally?

the patches will come off in the washer anyway. just put it on the roof rack in the sun while were on the interstate for a bit. Itll smell fine afterward.

 

[Captspaulding]

Well. That tool.
Should be in my toolbox regardless.
To confound people so they cant be wrong like me.

Itll be next to the universal pipe stretcher on the worktruck

 

[BearWater]

Well as clowns, do you know that I have like 30 other clowns with me right?
Regardless, I’m in. I’ve never yet begun to defile myself.

I already know I’ll be lookin for the clown with a jean vest patched out to the hilt with smoke billowing from around his rainbow color fro!

 

[Captspaulding]

the patches will come off in the washer anyway. just put it on the roof rack in the sun while were on the interstate for a bit. Itll smell fine afterward.

Like me all of my fabric pots have been trained to inherently loath shower days, which are every third Tuesday of the month
So depending on when I refill them with dirt, there’s a good possibility that they miss that window of opportunity to even hit up that super crucial Tuesday.
If those pots come in my growroom, smelling like some French hooker dipped toilet sauce. Well.


Well, im just gonna let yall use your imagination.

My tastes are oddish



I like to grow a little too much i think.
Its getting weird i know.
And then AC Infinity had to go and release those super sexy gray and black fabric pots. I honestly don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself.


I have ascended


The weed, its making me smarter folks.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I don’t even think it’s ignorance I think it’s the culture now, I don’t PH at all, I have a mechanical PH meter that I keep in the soil in 1 of the pots, it’s always right around 7PH, the plants love it (especially in the living soil) I started adjusting my mix rates with the synthetics be it the fox farms, megacrop etc I never checked PH

I’m nice I stopped PH’ing in soil… I stopped having issues,

i do salt worm puke, and i do salt bat shit and compost and living microflora/fauna. And then i do put my plants in it lmfao


So i have to know what the PH and EC/ppm every drop i give is.


Ill trigger an acidic cascade otherwise. I keep plants in arid conditions, every other day watering, in true soils with living buffers, and i feel salt nutes pretty consistently on top. If i go souly by what my plants are saying to me, ill make decisions 2 waterings too late.

 

[Captspaulding]

I already know I’ll be lookin for the clown with a jean vest patched out to the hilt with smoke billowing from around his rainbow color fro!

Im already at your house man.
Well outside your window.
Thats cool right?

You know, I joke often about being that weird clown that stares at everyone from an uncomfortable distance. I just read a story the other day where a guy prank. Ing people dressed as a weird clown got shot at death at point blank range with a desert eagle by people who were grown ass adults that thought he was evil.


Did we get rid of bath salts and shit you know like like or those things still available to people in certain states to do absolutely fucking ridiculous dumb shit like that still?

Cause man right off the top I can think of like 90 windows that I could be staring through with peace of mind you know what I mean?

 

[Captspaulding]

i do salt worm puke, and i do salt bat shit and compost and living microflora/fauna. And then i do put my plants in it lmfao


So i have to know what the PH and EC/ppm every drop i give is.


Ill trigger an acidic cascade otherwise. I keep plants in arid conditions, every other day watering, in true soils with living buffers, and i feel salt nutes pretty consistently on top. If i go souly by what my plants are saying to me, ill make decisions 2 waterings too late.

Im gonna start calling you “ph principal”
Southpark to the front
At these ph microaghressions will not stand.

 

[Captspaulding]

I already know I’ll be lookin for the clown with a jean vest patched out to the hilt with smoke billowing from around his rainbow color fro!

I’m actually wearing that motherfucker right now I end up rocking it indoors on a regular basis because my fucking lung room gets cold at night so I wear the thing that smells like roadkill beer and a mix of dried blood from a 15 year period of time to warm the loins
Hey come here.
Can you smell this real quick?
Not alm quick,
Make like that weird bear from downey commercials, really utilize the space, breathe it in.

Like a conk shell if you’re holding it up to your ear, it makes noise that sounds eerily similar to 50 clowns taking a shit at the same time in a bathroom with a really rowdy echo

If this thing could talk though.
It would say.



“ your washer has been less than 15 feet away my entire life”


Suffer like i do.

 

[BearWater]

Im already at your house man.
Well outside your window.
Thats cool right?

You know, I joke often about being that weird clown that stares at everyone from an uncomfortable distance. I just read a story the other day where a guy prank. Ing people dressed as a weird clown got shot at death at point blank range with a desert eagle by people who were grown ass adults that thought he was evil.


Did we get rid of bath salts and shit you know like like or those things still available to people in certain states to do absolutely fucking ridiculous dumb shit like that still?

Cause man right off the top I can think of like 90 windows that I could be staring through with peace of mind you know what I mean?

Oh hey there comin in or stayin out? Your choice

That’s fucking insane! I’ve seen those dudes doing the clown pranks and yes they are creepy AF, never did any of them take it to the level needing to be shot! Jesus man! Sometimes I wish we brought the salts back! Give folks a reason to be as fucked up as they are!

I saw a little tidbit on Walmarts ceo ( fuck that dude) saying they are observing people exhibiting signs of extreme stressors. I can only assume he’s talking about in the stores and how that’s affecting sales but overall people are getting tired of all the bs in general. Now that’s starting to touch into some politics and that’s where I stop. But I can see an overall aggressiveness to more people than ever. Talking with my wife about it who is in health care says it’s getting weirder by the years also! it’s very cliche but shits getting closer and closer being plants crave brondo and everything’s brought to you by Carl’s Jr! I mean were like waist deep in that shit already if you ask me but there’s always room for really embracing the brain deadness of society

 

[Captspaulding]

Marketing. As a Noob grower looking to get into growing herb…I fell, hook line and sinker into the “autoflowers are it” trap !

ILGM you sneaky bastards!

Price of being a noob

Never trust animated email drs named robert.
I fear hes not really a dr of anything at all

 

[BearWater]

I’m actually wearing that motherfucker right now I end up rocking it indoors on a regular basis because my fucking lung room gets cold at night so I wear the thing that smells like roadkill beer and a mix of dried blood from a 15 year period of time to warm the loins
Hey come here.
Can you smell this real quick?
Not alm quick,
Make like that weird bear from downey commercials, really utilize the space, breathe it in.

Like a conk shell if you’re holding it up to your ear, it makes noise that sounds eerily similar to 50 clowns taking a shit at the same time in a bathroom with a really rowdy echo

If this thing could talk though.
It would say.



“ your washer has been less than 15 feet away my entire life”


Suffer like i do.

Fucking amazing

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh hey there comin in or stayin out? Your choice

That’s fucking insane! I’ve seen those dudes doing the clown pranks and yes they are creepy AF, never did any of them take it to the level needing to be shot! Jesus man! Sometimes I wish we brought the salts back! Give folks a reason to be as fucked up as they are!

I saw a little tidbit on Walmarts ceo ( fuck that dude) saying they are observing people exhibiting signs of extreme stressors. I can only assume he’s talking about in the stores and how that’s affecting sales but overall people are getting tired of all the bs in general. Now that’s starting to touch into some politics and that’s where I stop. But I can see an overall aggressiveness to more people than ever. Talking with my wife about it who is in health care says it’s getting weirder by the years also! it’s very cliche but shits getting closer and closer being plants crave brondo and everything’s brought to you by Carl’s Jr! I mean were like waist deep in that shit already if you ask me but there’s always room for really embracing the brain deadness of society

This isn’t a joke here recently. I’m not gonna name any names because this fucking burnt out fucking dome. Don’t remember number one, but I have heard. Pray tell that there’s actually qualified growers who have been advocating for the use of miracle grow products regarding cannabis. Now I know I’m fucking stupid and everything, but I could’ve swore to God that someone told me once that that might be a bad idea.
Who knows though

That was back in the days when drones didnt shape shift

 

[BearWater]

Never trust animated email drs named robert.
I fear hes not really a dr of anything at all

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh hey there comin in or stayin out? Your choice

That’s fucking insane! I’ve seen those dudes doing the clown pranks and yes they are creepy AF, never did any of them take it to the level needing to be shot! Jesus man! Sometimes I wish we brought the salts back! Give folks a reason to be as fucked up as they are!

I saw a little tidbit on Walmarts ceo ( fuck that dude) saying they are observing people exhibiting signs of extreme stressors. I can only assume he’s talking about in the stores and how that’s affecting sales but overall people are getting tired of all the bs in general. Now that’s starting to touch into some politics and that’s where I stop. But I can see an overall aggressiveness to more people than ever. Talking with my wife about it who is in health care says it’s getting weirder by the years also! it’s very cliche but shits getting closer and closer being plants crave brondo and everything’s brought to you by Carl’s Jr! I mean were like waist deep in that shit already if you ask me but there’s always room for really embracing the brain deadness of society

When Idiocracy first came out, it was a great movie dude I’ve watched it repeatedly and it made me laugh every time especially President Camacho that motherfucker is my spirit animal so that aside I couldn’t agree anymore. I always think back the doctor like saying why for don’t you have a tattoo?
Writing like that is the kind of thing that the academy was invented for and they never got the oscar man.
I truly believe if that more people watched that movie and learned about upgrade and how a pimp love is different than a square. We’d be in a much better situation right now.
Addendum


It truly should be released as a “beefsupreme redux edition”
Renamed as
“The prophecy”



Or buttfuckers burgers after we are all truly stupid.

 

[BearWater]

This isn’t a joke here recently. I’m not gonna name any names because this fucking burnt out fucking dome. Don’t remember number one, but I have heard. Pray tell that there’s actually qualified growers who have been advocating for the use of miracle grow products regarding cannabis. Now I know I’m fucking stupid and everything, but I could’ve swore to God that someone told me once that that might be a bad idea.
Who knows though

That was back in the days when drones didnt shape shift

Jesus h marry! It wasn’t me was it!

 

[Captspaulding]

Jesus h marry! It wasn’t me was it!

Nope,
But toe the fucking line man


Or youll be a dry bear in a new york minute.

 

[BearWater]

When Idiocracy first came out, it was a great movie dude I’ve watched it repeatedly and it made me laugh every time especially President Camacho that motherfucker is my spirit animal so that aside I couldn’t agree anymore. I always think back the doctor like saying why for don’t you have a tattoo?
Writing like that is the kind of thing that the academy was invented for and they never got the oscar man.
I truly believe if that more people watched that movie and learned about upgrade and how a pimp love is different than a square. We’d be in a much better situation right now.

LOVE T.C. RIP Mr. President!

You are 100% correct! We need to shout it from the mountain tops! I really think folks are starting to get with it : ) gotta spread the love!

 

[Captspaulding]

LOVE T.C. RIP Mr. President!

You are 100% correct! We need to shout it from the mountain tops! I really think folks are starting to get with it : ) gotta spread the love!

It’s like it’s a movie compiled of all of Nostradamus‘s previously thought to be failed predictions come manifest.



Brought to you by carls jr

 

[BearWater]

Nope,
But toe the fucking line man


Or youll be a dry bear in a new york minute.

NEW YORK CITY!? (You know like the steak sauce commercial?)
Thank god! I always give a disclaimer before dropping my infinite wisdom at least!