THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It’s just that the fuel that is sitting in a car like that is pretty fucking caustic shit man and honestly, I was really fucking stupid and just left that shit in there. I didn’t even fucking think about it with all the other stuff that was going on at the time it was the last thing I thought about I should’ve known better you know all I had to do was pop the fuel line off and drain it out but you know hey it might’ve won the battle but it didn’t win the war you know fucking 55-year-old pain in the balls.
As far as all the other stuff about ethanol? it’s correct like I don’t have one gas operated tool around here that I don’t have to rip apart at the beginning of every season and basically replaced all of the little tiny bullshit fuel lines that they put in that are set to fail because they’re not made out of the right shit anymore so the stuff just chews through it And the shit that that corn sauce bullshit leaves all over the inside of every fucking carburetor is it’s a death sentence and everybody’s always like oh I don’t know why my shit surges. It’s because you’re fucking lazy man fucking tear your shit apart. THE CORN COMMANDS IT
Legit I would just brew my own moonshine, some real high test, shit and use that but it destroys Pistons

As I preach about the bullshit that ethanol causes, I am reminded that I still have to drain the fuel in my snowblower cause I swear on Danny Trejo’s mustache that dealing with a snowblower that won’t start in the middle of a blizzard is enough to make a guy wanna hop in the Doloreane and go back in time just to smack himself!

 

[Captspaulding]

As I preach about the bullshit that ethanol causes, I am reminded that I still have to drain the fuel in my snowblower cause I swear on Danny Trejo’s mustache that dealing with a snowblower that won’t start in the middle of a blizzard is enough to make a guy wanna hop in the Doloreane and go back in time just to smack himself!
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MA-CHETEEEEEEEEEEEE
que onda hefe?
No se hombre.


Snowblower tu es muerte?
Call trejos piquenya vocho motors




I dont think thats quite right,
But he seems like a nice fella.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

As I preach about the bullshit that ethanol causes, I am reminded that I still have to drain the fuel in my snowblower cause I swear on Danny Trejo’s mustache that dealing with a snowblower that won’t start in the middle of a blizzard is enough to make a guy wanna hop in the Doloreane and go back in time just to smack himself!
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A regular ole Mexican Jesus, such a nice fella, lives up here in the north east next state over from me in Vermont. Id rock a Salma Hayek tattoo on my chest too. If I had the balls this guy does.

 

[Captspaulding]

A regular ole Mexican Jesus, such a nice fella, lives up here in the north east next state over from me in Vermont. Id rock a Salma Hayek tattoo on my chest too. If I had the balls this guy does.

Man, that tat is so damned busted.
I think last time I saw it that motherfucker looked like Mayor mccheese
The Selma Hayek of it has kind of I don’t know faded

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Ninjadogma]

A brother in arms ninja.



You know the damned deal.

Maybe more than you know. I joined the Military reserves so I could climb towers. No we don't suffer from mental illness in my family, we enjoy every fucking minute of it.

 

[Captspaulding]

Maybe more than you know. I joined the Military reserves so I could climb towers. No we don't suffer from mental illness in my family, we enjoy every fucking minute of it.

Oh shit!
Woooooooooooo!
HEADACHE!
oh all the crews i ran as top hand?
Fucking lunatics.
Nothing but respect over here bro.
It takes a certain type to drag thier giant balls up a guyed tower in 50mph+winds with 7ft deviation in any direction.
Thank you for your service btw.
Best job in the world man.
Coolest people as well.
And admit it, you have a few screws loose,
We all do.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Banjo x Columbian #1

Mango Nectar x Haymeadow meadow purps

Maui86

Really bummed I prob won't be able to finish this tent. Some nice looking plants in there. I pulled that Banjo x Haymeadow out 4 hours into its first dark cycle. Pulled her plug so I can still flower her fresh when I get moved Into mom's place

 

[Ninjadogma]

Oh shit!
Woooooooooooo!
HEADACHE!
oh all the crews i ran as top hand?
Fucking lunatics.
Nothing but respect over here bro.
It takes a certain type to drag thier giant balls up a guyed tower in 50mph+winds with 7ft deviation in any direction.
Thank you for your service btw.
Best job in the world man.
Coolest people as well.
And admit it, you have a few screws loose,
We all do.

Long story short I never got to climb towers. I only got to splice wire. Lots and lots of T1 and T2 and I think only the military calls it that. I'd liken it to 16ga. steel reinforced wire and the T2 was the same stuff but paired. I picked the MOS thinking I could use the experience to get a civilian job as a lineman. The job became obsolete before my enlistment was up. If you look up 31K MOS up these days, it's now canine handler, I mean WTF.

 

[Greenadian]

Fuck man....send Me that Banjo X Columbian
Big ass container marked in Italian letters....."Fragile". Slap a sticker on her and off to my basement!! Love the look of her

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Fuck man....send Me that Banjo X Columbian
Big ass container marked in Italian letters....."Fragile". Slap a sticker on her and off to my basement!! Love the look of her

Youre not alone on that.

im gonna try and get her moved with as little damage as possible to moms.

Mom took one look at that banjo x colombian and shes all about trying to help me figure out how to get it moved safely.

i get chills when im messing with that plant. Shes hands down one of the most beautiful plants ive ever had. So far there isnt a single undesirable trait with her.


the clone didnt root either, just rotted away. the direct water rooting one and the soil clone both. Were my only failed clones this go, and i dont have pollen for her either, this is the only time anyone will ever see this phenotype flower.

 

[Captspaulding]

its moments like these when we just gotta stop and take in a legit from “perceive to achieve” situation, sure its absolutely ridiculous.
Bur in the greatest way.
No one on earth woukd get it
But that the beauty.
Thcfarmer and its people on that sick zorb collab that once discovered ina dusty attic in 40 years, will bring all the duckets.
Dont worry @Putthataway youre getting a name tag crudely slapped on youre hoodie
Artist credits go to the human cyborg @FloridaMike for bringing this gem to fruition.
The look of intent will have art freaks pondering what kind of herb that is for decades to come.

 

[Captspaulding]

Long story short I never got to climb towers. I only got to splice wire. Lots and lots of T1 and T2 and I think only the military calls it that. I'd liken it to 16ga. steel reinforced wire and the T2 was the same stuff but paired. I picked the MOS thinking I could use the experience to get a civilian job as a lineman. The job became obsolete before my enlistment was up. If you look up 31K MOS up these days, it's now canine handler, I mean WTF.

Hey man, that wire?
Crucial.
No matter the guage.
Its gotta be right no matter what.
The way the towers are that use those things man. They are built to a very, very finite spec, deviate outside of that and the tower of Babel fall to the fucking ground.
Regardless man, you did your part.
Just be glad you never met my punk ass to be like yo let’s go. You got three hours to make it to 1200 hustle up buttercup.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Guess mango nectar hasn't gone totally sterile on me.


An entire polenated plant, and I get one single fem seed

The pollen took SO well on pb4 and PB2. It took pretty decently on banjo. But only one single bean from mango nectar lmao.

 

[Captspaulding]

Guess mango nectar hasn't gone totally sterile on me.


An entire polenated plant, and I get one single fem seed
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The pollen took SO well on pb4 and PB2. It took pretty decently on banjo. But only one single bean from mango nectar lmao.

1 seed to rule them all……..

 

[Greenadian]

Youre not alone on that.

im gonna try and get her moved with as little damage as possible to moms.

Mom took one look at that banjo x colombian and shes all about trying to help me figure out how to get it moved safely.

i get chills when im messing with that plant. Shes hands down one of the most beautiful plants ive ever had. So far there isnt a single undesirable trait with her.


the clone didnt root either, just rotted away. the direct water rooting one and the soil clone both. Were my only failed clones this go, and i dont have pollen for her either, this is the only time anyone will ever see this phenotype flower.

Are you familiar with Husky garbage bags from the Home Depot!? Worth every penny. Throw all your cloths in them....and load them up!!!
As for moving, use 4 sticks in your pot, then cover with a Husky Garbage bag. Its a blacked out mini greenhouse for moving plants!! Red/Blue Tuck tape works amazing with Husky bags too
When thats done flowering, leave a few buds at the bottom and REVEG I am hopefull!!!!

 

[Captspaulding]

Are you familiar with Husky garbage bags from the Home Depot!? Worth every penny. Throw all your cloths in them....and load them up!!!
As for moving, use 4 sticks in your pot, then cover with a Husky Garbage bag. Its a blacked out mini greenhouse for moving plants!! Red/Blue Tuck tape works amazing with Husky bags too
When thats done flowering, leave a few buds at the bottom and REVEG I am hopefull!!!!

Damn nice tip there.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Are you familiar with Husky garbage bags from the Home Depot!? Worth every penny. Throw all your cloths in them....and load them up!!!
As for moving, use 4 sticks in your pot, then cover with a Husky Garbage bag. Its a blacked out mini greenhouse for moving plants!! Red/Blue Tuck tape works amazing with Husky bags too
When thats done flowering, leave a few buds at the bottom and REVEG I am hopefull!!!!

My friend. Easier said then done.


This is a super cropped 5ft tall behemoth growing through an elastic net from a root bound 1.75g pot on a constant 600ppm 1.3ec feeding solution every watering. The net hasn't been doing anything in about a month though, it was just holding down the super cropped limbs a while back. I could just cut it away they're cheap.


Moms place is a nearly 2 hr drive lol

And she might reveg, but the pure Colombians won't do that once they're flowering. They're growth just gets all fucked up and wonky and never fully revert back to veg

 

[Greenadian]

Oh shit ...... Bigger than I imagined. I have one more idea. Cut 24" off all the way around, reveg immediately! Give'r a month, take new clones (send them out to everybody) then plunk her back into flower!? Just spit balling

 

[Captspaulding]

Im getting these things some food, a bit of way overdue manic defol, then tomorrow i will be removing the tent, and putting it back the way it was.
got the rest of the plants dropped off by the babysitter last night.
When the war of attrition was popping, the door was left closed for 2 days.
But only minor heat related bs otherwise
We be rolling.
More pics tomorrow after i have back the way it should be.

The hot box has to go, its a winter coat on in the house for no reason.
Nice tent, when i get the veg space back it will go in there with the fd6500 that i have on the shelf.
A howitzer for veg seems nice.
Fuck it.
Oh, and i think i will be rerouting my flower room exhaust into my veg room, and exhaust and carbon scrub through there.
Makes sense.
I think