THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Putthataway]

The bot attack is hilarious. Not that’s happening but what’s with failed attempts to show something would click on.

 

[Captspaulding]

ok, you ain't seen shit from me yet as far as images go! Wait until after I mix me up sum dat and do some Space Truckin! Challenge accepted! Thanks for posting this!

Hey, you’re welcome bro and if you really do make the investment and swoop everything up hit me up dude I’ll walk you through it just so you don’t feel nervous about going from step to step. It is really easy to be able to make it everything that you need basically comes out of your kitchen, right only thing that you gotta do is invest in some glass graduated pipettes you want the larger circumference pipes for when you’re doing your solvent removal, but as you drain the solvent off of the aqueous layer underneath of it and it’s retrieval becomes more difficult (name of the game here is to snatch out all of the nahptha but you do not want to take any of the aqueous layer of broken down root bark) underneath of it by accident so what you do is you switch to a smaller diameter pipette which doesn’t suck as much air, which will leave that aqueous layer right where it should be in the jar once you’ve gotten all you came with the pipettes you can now use displacement to retrieve the very last little bit of the solvent by putting it into a smaller diameter vessel that will then present the nap, the layer larger and wider making it easier to retrieve without grabbing any of the sub aqueous layer underneath, if you have any deposits into your what should be clear tinted yellow solvent layer, you can just transfer the solution into another container, carefully pouring it out as to not let any of those alkaloids or just busted up rootbark into your pull. It really is super cold to know that one successful you can personally create the most potent psychedelic known to man which if it wasn’t for some crazy shaman 13,000 years ago, somehow figuring out to mix ayuhuasca vine with the bark covering mimosa root
And boom, one molecule off from the might bufo alvarius toad
the animal kingdoms ken kesey is the missing link to one of the most pressing philosophical questions,
Why are we here?
Whats our purpose ?
Is any of this even real,



Perception of the third eye is what makes the intangible digestible,
Without it, nothing exists .
Quantum theory is swiftly become the fundemental mechanics applied to an otherwise unexplainable happenstance existance.
All if the equations here to be, or in the past can rectify everything in our universe with an equation


Only thing that makes our existence more than just relative,


Gravity. So the only reason there is a now for us to perceive that makes sense tiny gland gthat then causes a cascade effect, triggering string theory, teaching every theoretical quantifiable version of you across a numerous infinite expanse of universes.
How to do the humpty dance
Its your chance to do the hump

We all need to stop what we’re doing so we can ruin the Imogen the style that you’re used to like his oatmeal lumpy spunky


Shock g toobsock.
Digital underground was badass
Sex packets,
The body hat syndrome….

Im chillin in the cut,
Wrecking big butts and scrathing my knees
Bc my homegirls cat got fleas

 

[Florida_Mike]

"Capt. Spaulding’s Mini-Me Smackdown: The Bot-Buster Chronicles"

The war against the spam bots had reached DEFCON 420. THCFarmer’s forums were clogged with more junk than Capt. Spaulding’s inbox after signing up for “Free Seeds 4 Life.” The cyber filth had evolved—no longer just annoying links, but full-blown AI hustlers slinging crypto scams, herpes cures, and something called “Quantum Shungite Lube.” It was time for Spaulding to play his final card:

“Release… the Mini-Me!”

From a duct-taped shoebox labeled ‘DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT’, emerged Lil’ Spaz—Capt. Spaulding’s pint-sized, unholy evil twin. Standing just under four feet of pure, clown-fueled chaos, he was everything the Capt was—only with a higher center of gravity and way less impulse control.

Clad in a tiny, piss-stained clown suit and a mini denim vest covered in mod badges and vape pen burns, Lil’ Spaz marched straight into THCFarmer’s digital ring. The bots didn’t know what hit them.

One brave AI popped up with,

“ DM me if u want your yield to grow 400% overnight ”

BAD MOVE.

Lil’ Spaz leapt from the top rope—screaming profanities in a dialect only spoken by Florida meth gators—and dropped a flying elbow onto a dusty CRT monitor oozing malware. Sparks flew as the shit blew. Bits of plastic shrapnel embedded themselves into the foam turnbuckles. A neon fart cloud shaped like Elon Musk briefly formed in the smoke.

In the crowd, Clank Dank held up a sign:

“MODS = GODS”

Somewhere backstage, Capt. Spaulding puffed on “The Purger” and smiled through yellow teeth, muttering,

“Teach those digital dingleberries not to mess with my garden or my goddamn bandwidth.”

The monitor shattered. The bots glitched. The forum was saved… for now.

Lil’ Spaz stood triumphant, one foot on the wreckage, flipping off an invisible Zuckerberg and humping the firewall.

and thus, order was restored.
until the next full moon…
…when the pop-up ads return.

 

[Captspaulding]

"Capt. Spaulding’s Mini-Me Smackdown: The Bot-Buster Chronicles"

The war against the spam bots had reached DEFCON 420. THCFarmer’s forums were clogged with more junk than Capt. Spaulding’s inbox after signing up for “Free Seeds 4 Life.” The cyber filth had evolved—no longer just annoying links, but full-blown AI hustlers slinging crypto scams, herpes cures, and something called “Quantum Shungite Lube.” It was time for Spaulding to play his final card:

“Release… the Mini-Me!”

From a duct-taped shoebox labeled ‘DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT’, emerged Lil’ Spaz—Capt. Spaulding’s pint-sized, unholy evil twin. Standing just under four feet of pure, clown-fueled chaos, he was everything the Capt was—only with a higher center of gravity and way less impulse control.

Clad in a tiny, piss-stained clown suit and a mini denim vest covered in mod badges and vape pen burns, Lil’ Spaz marched straight into THCFarmer’s digital ring. The bots didn’t know what hit them.

One brave AI popped up with,

“ DM me if u want your yield to grow 400% overnight ”

BAD MOVE.

Lil’ Spaz leapt from the top rope—screaming profanities in a dialect only spoken by Florida meth gators—and dropped a flying elbow onto a dusty CRT monitor oozing malware. Sparks flew as the shit blew. Bits of plastic shrapnel embedded themselves into the foam turnbuckles. A neon fart cloud shaped like Elon Musk briefly formed in the smoke.

In the crowd, Clank Dank held up a sign:

“MODS = GODS”

Somewhere backstage, Capt. Spaulding puffed on “The Purger” and smiled through yellow teeth, muttering,

“Teach those digital dingleberries not to mess with my garden or my goddamn bandwidth.”

The monitor shattered. The bots glitched. The forum was saved… for now.

Lil’ Spaz stood triumphant, one foot on the wreckage, flipping off an invisible Zuckerberg and humping the firewall.

and thus, order was restored.
until the next full moon…
…when the pop-up ads return.

NEXT TIME GADGET



NEXT TIME.

Yeah, I always fuck up and feed my midgets chicken after midnight and then next thing you know it’s green bastard type wrestling matches for no reason the saga continues

 

[Gmix]

This myst be someone with a bone to pick.
Its awful,

I was thinking the same as another just posted.

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[Gmix]

Anyways frig that crap

What you growing I haven’t seen your recent

 

[Captspaulding]

Anyways frig that crap

What you growing I haven’t seen your recent

I’ve got some Maui 86 (pheno 1 baby d pheno)
Original skunk one
Oaxaca hash plant
Cherry gas
Kamikaze cherry
Death star Gojo
Purple kush
Haymeadow purp
Cement shoes
M86 pheno 4 (maui ice)
Black domina
Dark helmet
Choco okie
Had a cherry gas produce man pollen be.
Everything that was going on with my possible divorce in me and my wife fight in the way they were unfortunately this run suffered in a couple of ways and the door got left clothes on the room a few days in a row. I skipped a few feeds because I wasn’t home I just tempted feet way more than I normally would the big one being the fact that I had a tent in my room that was the size of the tent. It was the dumbest fucking thing and the only reason I did it was to be a team player with spider farmer, but they seem to fallen off the Earth with me after you know I advertise their shit for a year and a half that won’t be happening again. It was the equivalent of wearing a winter jacket in the house For no reason so now that that’s gone I’m putting things to back the way they ought to be with improved airflow no tent to cook my plants to 107° for two days in a row and the ability to raise my lights higher if I want Without any cumbersome tent, bullshit in my way, seriously dude how you gonna send me a 4 x 4 tent for my grow area that’s 4 1/2’ x 12 like why why would you do that dude but I’m in flux at the moment as you can see in the pics How about you bro? What are you growing man?

 

[Justlovetogrow]

"Capt. Spaulding’s Mini-Me Smackdown: The Bot-Buster Chronicles"

The war against the spam bots had reached DEFCON 420. THCFarmer’s forums were clogged with more junk than Capt. Spaulding’s inbox after signing up for “Free Seeds 4 Life.” The cyber filth had evolved—no longer just annoying links, but full-blown AI hustlers slinging crypto scams, herpes cures, and something called “Quantum Shungite Lube.” It was time for Spaulding to play his final card:

“Release… the Mini-Me!”

From a duct-taped shoebox labeled ‘DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT’, emerged Lil’ Spaz—Capt. Spaulding’s pint-sized, unholy evil twin. Standing just under four feet of pure, clown-fueled chaos, he was everything the Capt was—only with a higher center of gravity and way less impulse control.

Clad in a tiny, piss-stained clown suit and a mini denim vest covered in mod badges and vape pen burns, Lil’ Spaz marched straight into THCFarmer’s digital ring. The bots didn’t know what hit them.

One brave AI popped up with,

“ DM me if u want your yield to grow 400% overnight ”

BAD MOVE.

Lil’ Spaz leapt from the top rope—screaming profanities in a dialect only spoken by Florida meth gators—and dropped a flying elbow onto a dusty CRT monitor oozing malware. Sparks flew as the shit blew. Bits of plastic shrapnel embedded themselves into the foam turnbuckles. A neon fart cloud shaped like Elon Musk briefly formed in the smoke.

In the crowd, Clank Dank held up a sign:

“MODS = GODS”

Somewhere backstage, Capt. Spaulding puffed on “The Purger” and smiled through yellow teeth, muttering,

“Teach those digital dingleberries not to mess with my garden or my goddamn bandwidth.”

The monitor shattered. The bots glitched. The forum was saved… for now.

Lil’ Spaz stood triumphant, one foot on the wreckage, flipping off an invisible Zuckerberg and humping the firewall.

and thus, order was restored.
until the next full moon…
…when the pop-up ads return.

Lil Spaz

 

[Gmix]

I’ve got some Maui 86 (pheno 1 baby d pheno)
Original skunk one
Oaxaca hash plant
Cherry gas
Kamikaze cherry
Death star Gojo
Purple kush
Haymeadow purp
Cement shoes
M86 pheno 4 (maui ice)
Black domina
Dark helmet
Choco okie
Had a cherry gas produce man pollen be.
Everything that was going on with my possible divorce in me and my wife fight in the way they were unfortunately this run suffered in a couple of ways and the door got left clothes on the room a few days in a row. I skipped a few feeds because I wasn’t home I just tempted feet way more than I normally would the big one being the fact that I had a tent in my room that was the size of the tent. It was the dumbest fucking thing and the only reason I did it was to be a team player with spider farmer, but they seem to fallen off the Earth with me after you know I advertise their shit for a year and a half that won’t be happening again. It was the equivalent of wearing a winter jacket in the house For no reason so now that that’s gone I’m putting things to back the way they ought to be with improved airflow no tent to cook my plants to 107° for two days in a row and the ability to raise my lights higher if I want Without any cumbersome tent, bullshit in my way, seriously dude how you gonna send me a 4 x 4 tent for my grow area that’s 4 1/2’ x 12 like why why would you do that dude but I’m in flux at the moment as you can see in the pics How about you bro? What are you growing man?

lol a lot more than me for sure

Funny you got skunk #1 & black domina going as my tents going up soon & was planning on running them. There’s not original but hey ho there beans that I grew before & liked bar the skunk# as that one’s a auto that i never tried before as I never had to keep pulling my tent up & down as much I never really grew automatics much as I have this year/ last one

 

[Captspaulding]

lol a lot more than me for sure

Funny you got skunk #1 & black domina going as my tents going up soon & was planning on running them. There’s not original but hey ho there beans that I grew before & liked bar the skunk# as that one’s a auto that i never tried before as I never had to keep pulling my tent up & down as much I never really grew automatics much as I have this year/ last one

I ran them a bunch when they first popped up.
Hd some good ones, and some absolute bs back yard boogie shit.
I really got away from them bc its not economical imo, and they are more expensive.

I wonder often, why seed banks would be so naked in thier money making schemes based on disinformation. Alot if these tolks dont have a damned clue.
Itz weaker genetically. Produces less thc content them its big sister amd momma.

 

[Gmix]

I ran them a bunch when they first popped up.
Hd some good ones, and some absolute bs back yard boogie shit.
I really got away from them bc its not economical imo, and they are more expensive.

I wonder often, why seed banks would be so naked in thier money making schemes based on disinformation. Alot if these tolks dont have a damned clue.
Itz weaker genetically. Produces less thc content them its big sister amd momma.

I had some good pine tasting skunk #1 witch was real nice but yield wasn’t great the black d that used to have a rotten meat smell the last I tried didn’t but was still ok tbh I need to on a bean hunt again but I’m fed up with sounds nice ; usual hybrid indica sloop that tasted the same as the last lot

 

[cannafarmer420]

Bloody eck

how many ;

And cap already spent ages deleting from what I hear & it’s still a mess

This is where in the real world a person faces consequences

 

[Berniemac]

So I have a tendency to pack in plants so tight that it’s just a smart thing to practice. It’s also something that will eat in my wet drive cycles being on time relative to my micro climate in my gross space and aeration 100% aeration because there’s three things that the plant needs more than anything and it’s food air and light. When I do things like an over under set up where I have plants that are on a shelf above another run on the ground it’s all about upping the airflow circulation, wise, ensuring that your ventilation is pulling enough moisture out of the air and finding the balance between the two that can prove to be tricky, depending on the time of year here for me, so I like to eliminate as many variables as possible to ensure less of a headache for me because I’m lazy as fuck
So it’s aeration, ensuring a faster dry out to aid in an overall healthy plant

I see , this makes a lot sense! The more compact the area with plants and humidity the harder it is to breathe! Good to know for when I start stacking on shelves… I use a lot of fabric pots after I get them out of their little starter cup/pot. I noticed this is a good combination for my fox farm soil mixed with my own soil. It’s stays moist for 3-4 days. The ones closer to the fan dry out quicker of course. So they’re good but can be a bit finnege. Ima try some regular pots with a million holes see what that does lol

 

[BearWater]

Whoa nelly.
I see you man.
Fuck off swiftly


That thing is huge for a wolf spider.
I guess i cant clean under there atm.
Just god dang feakish devil spawn,
Ill get around to as soon as this asshole bounces


I will say this, his pimp fur coat is pretty fucking hype x
Otherwise die away from me


Nope nopitty nope nope

Are those venomous? we have a wolfy type spider here but I don’t think they’re venomous. We have the black widows though, and maybe something down in socal I don’t know about. Plumber knows I’m sure.

 

[Mikedin]

I’ve got some Maui 86 (pheno 1 baby d pheno)
Original skunk one
Oaxaca hash plant
Cherry gas
Kamikaze cherry
Death star Gojo
Purple kush
Haymeadow purp
Cement shoes
M86 pheno 4 (maui ice)
Black domina
Dark helmet
Choco okie
Had a cherry gas produce man pollen be.
Everything that was going on with my possible divorce in me and my wife fight in the way they were unfortunately this run suffered in a couple of ways and the door got left clothes on the room a few days in a row. I skipped a few feeds because I wasn’t home I just tempted feet way more than I normally would the big one being the fact that I had a tent in my room that was the size of the tent. It was the dumbest fucking thing and the only reason I did it was to be a team player with spider farmer, but they seem to fallen off the Earth with me after you know I advertise their shit for a year and a half that won’t be happening again. It was the equivalent of wearing a winter jacket in the house For no reason so now that that’s gone I’m putting things to back the way they ought to be with improved airflow no tent to cook my plants to 107° for two days in a row and the ability to raise my lights higher if I want Without any cumbersome tent, bullshit in my way, seriously dude how you gonna send me a 4 x 4 tent for my grow area that’s 4 1/2’ x 12 like why why would you do that dude but I’m in flux at the moment as you can see in the pics How about you bro? What are you growing man?

Great minds think alike haha, those clamps you have on the frame I use those all the time I probably have 100 of those from when I did drop ceilings haha, worked great holding the frames in place while you rivet the frames together now I use em to hold eveything even amendment bags shut, they were like $3 at Home Depot but I think harbor freight has a $.99 version

I gotta buy new ones all my rubber tips are ripped or missing

 

[Mikedin]

Whoa nelly.
I see you man.
Fuck off swiftly


That thing is huge for a wolf spider.
I guess i cant clean under there atm.
Just god dang feakish devil spawn,
Ill get around to as soon as this asshole bounces


I will say this, his pimp fur coat is pretty fucking hype x
Otherwise die away from me


Nope nopitty nope nope

How big is the little guy?

 

[closettrapper217]

"Capt. Spaulding’s Mini-Me Smackdown: The Bot-Buster Chronicles"

The war against the spam bots had reached DEFCON 420. THCFarmer’s forums were clogged with more junk than Capt. Spaulding’s inbox after signing up for “Free Seeds 4 Life.” The cyber filth had evolved—no longer just annoying links, but full-blown AI hustlers slinging crypto scams, herpes cures, and something called “Quantum Shungite Lube.” It was time for Spaulding to play his final card:

“Release… the Mini-Me!”

From a duct-taped shoebox labeled ‘DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT’, emerged Lil’ Spaz—Capt. Spaulding’s pint-sized, unholy evil twin. Standing just under four feet of pure, clown-fueled chaos, he was everything the Capt was—only with a higher center of gravity and way less impulse control.

Clad in a tiny, piss-stained clown suit and a mini denim vest covered in mod badges and vape pen burns, Lil’ Spaz marched straight into THCFarmer’s digital ring. The bots didn’t know what hit them.

One brave AI popped up with,

“ DM me if u want your yield to grow 400% overnight ”

BAD MOVE.

Lil’ Spaz leapt from the top rope—screaming profanities in a dialect only spoken by Florida meth gators—and dropped a flying elbow onto a dusty CRT monitor oozing malware. Sparks flew as the shit blew. Bits of plastic shrapnel embedded themselves into the foam turnbuckles. A neon fart cloud shaped like Elon Musk briefly formed in the smoke.

In the crowd, Clank Dank held up a sign:

“MODS = GODS”

Somewhere backstage, Capt. Spaulding puffed on “The Purger” and smiled through yellow teeth, muttering,

“Teach those digital dingleberries not to mess with my garden or my goddamn bandwidth.”

The monitor shattered. The bots glitched. The forum was saved… for now.

Lil’ Spaz stood triumphant, one foot on the wreckage, flipping off an invisible Zuckerberg and humping the firewall.

and thus, order was restored.
until the next full moon…
…when the pop-up ads return.

This is great man. Good friggen job lol

This made my morning dump so much better haha

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

I spent the day in and out of my grow yesterday and I truly felt like I was in the bunker. The room is less than 60 square feet 90x 95 inches. View attachment 2410545View attachment 2410546View attachment 2410547All of it is looked over by this girl Molly is the only one that climbs the tent, thank god .

Molly is gorgeous! (And she knows it)

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

Its a pirates life man.
Fuck em.
The whole lot.

Get out of my head!